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WHEN KUNAL MET MOHAN

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Posted: 10 June 2014 at 4:02am | IP Logged

Mohan's house in Juna Mohalla. He's packing his backpack.

Guru: Ja kahaan rahe ho?
Mohan (putting a torch and binoculars in his bag): Kunal naam ka ek celeb lapata hai. 
Guru: Achha achha. Choohe ke bil mein rehta hoga. Tabhi torch aur doorbeen leke ja rahe ho. Hoon.
Mohan: Tu nahin samjhega. Rehne de.
Guru: Yey bandook-proof vest pehen lo.
Mohan: Abe, ek actor se milne ja raha hoon, Dawood Ibrahim se nahin. 
Guru: Pata hai. Par yey celebs bahut moody hote hein. Tum par bottle ya glass phenk diya toh? Hoon? Phir kya karoge?
Mohan: Bak-bak bandh kar aur chai bana.

Guru brings him a cup of tea. Mohan gulps it down and leaves.

Couple of hours later he's ringing a doorbell. Kunal opens the door. Mohan is shocked to see his lookalike... blinks... shakes his head... stares at Kunal.

Mohan (mutters): Lagta hai Guru ne aaj chai mein daaru mila di...
Kunal: Yes?
Mohan: Arre yaar, tum ghar par aish kar rahe ho? Saare fans tumhare gayab hone se kitne pareshaan hein, pata bhi hai?

Kunal ushers him into the house and they both sit down in the living room.

Kunal: Can I offer you something? Rangmunch chocolates? Bhindi? Beer?
Mohan: No thanks. Mai sirf sarso ka tel peeta hoon.

Mohan takes out a notebook from his bag.

Mohan: I have some questions from your fans.
Kunal: Ok.
Mohan: Aapke fans jaanna chahte hein - when are you going to quit smoking? 
Kunal: Umm... When I have a daughter.
Mohan: Sunnn na. Kyun apne fans ko khaali-peeli mein lapet raha hai? Sabko pata hai teri abhi shaadi nahin hui. Pehle ladki patayega, phir shaadi banayega, tab jaake daughter hogi. Aur daughter ki jagah sons huye toh?

Kunal sticks out his tongue and grins.

Mohan: Next ques... Favourite place to holiday?
Kunal (running his fingers through his hair): Goa.
Mohan: Ahh... fish aur feni. Toh yey hai tumhari ghani zulfon ka raaz... Coming back to the questions - ek aisi jagah, where you really want to go.
Kunal: North Pole.
Mohan: North Pole? Wahaan toh bahut thand hoti hogi. Mai Mumbai mein May ke maheene mein jacket pehenta hoon, wahaan toh jamm jaunga.
Kunal: Jacket in May? You're kidding.

Mohan scribbles in his notebook - Observation - speaks mostly in English. Deduction - convent- educated.

Mohan: You want to ask me anything? 
Kunal: I envy you. You have such amazing kids, you're happily married...
Mohan: Arre yaar, tu iss jhamele mein kabhi matt padhna. Shaadi karega, pachtayega. Kapde phatt jayenge, kangaal ho jayega. T-shirt se kache pe aa jayega. 
Kunal: Really? That bad?
Mohan: Haan na. Par mai teri tarah celeb bhi nahin banna chahta.
Kunal: Kyun? Mere paas gaadi hai, yey cool apartment hai, canon camera hai, tumhare paas kya hai?
Mohan: Mere paas...(his Adam's apple moves) yellow shoe laces hein.

Mohan gives Kunal a smug look and raises his brows. Kunal looks at his laces and pouts.

Mohan: Apne bachpan ke baare mein kuch?
Kunal: Bachpan mein mai bahut bhaagta tha.
Mohan: Ab bhi toh bhaag hi rahe ho... apne fans se?
Kunal: Naah... Honestly, they are like my extended family.
Mohan: Tumhari extended family ne message bheja hai - 
"Teri yaadein, Meghan ki mulakatein, TV ke saamne woh raatein...
Teri adayen, muskurahaten, ab humko yaad aayen...
Wapas aa jao, hamare screens pe, tum sada, wapas aa jao..."

Kunal: I'LL BE BACK!




Edited by HansaTapori - 17 July 2014 at 1:20pm

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Posted: 10 June 2014 at 4:34am | IP Logged
awesome,hillarious,suprbClapThumbs Up
sarso ka tel peeta monuROFLROFL
rangmunch chocolate yellow lacesDay DreamingHeart
jacects in mayROFL
mohan-kunal meeting toh awesome hain hi mohan-guru convo bhi too good...Star

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Posted: 10 June 2014 at 5:21am | IP Logged
Superb post!

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Posted: 10 June 2014 at 5:23am | IP Logged
Originally posted by sona02

awesome,hillarious,suprbClapThumbs Up
sarso ka tel peeta monuROFLROFL
rangmunch chocolate yellow lacesDay DreamingHeart
jacects in mayROFL
mohan-kunal meeting toh awesome hain hi mohan-guru convo bhi too good...Star

Thank you so much Sona Smile Glad you liked it Tongue

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Posted: 10 June 2014 at 5:24am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Jonaki

Superb post!

Thanks Jonaki Smile

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Posted: 10 June 2014 at 5:58am | IP Logged
u r really best Hansa Di.Thumbs Up.Thumbs Up.Thumbs Up. honestly feeling sooo low... there is nothing new about kunal.Unhappy...bt ur post made my mood best...Hug..tooo good tooo funny..love itLOL.LOL..LOL.spcly wo shoe laces...rangmunch chocolate ...sarso ka tell...omg... n that daughter story ROFLROFL.ROFL...thanks Di...bcz of u I laughed whole heartily... in the bakwas day...  ROFLBig smile

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Posted: 10 June 2014 at 6:46am | IP Logged
ROFL Kunal - Mohan convo adorable Embarrassed
Read it again ClapClap
Awesome post Big smile

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Posted: 10 June 2014 at 6:52am | IP Logged
Love your post...SmileLOL

There has not been any news lately on KKK OuchOuch but your post just bring out a big smile on my face...thank you Big smile

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