Originally posted by visrom
Reaction to this awesome siggie
Sorry, NOM to either of duo.
Scene : CID Innova
Daya: Aaj hum uss aadmi ko pakadke hi rahenge.
Abhijeet: bohot bhook lagi hai...kahin rukte hain.
Daya: Nahi, main sirf oats aur salad khaa raha hoon. ACP ir ne kaha hai ki mujhe 5 kg kum karne padenge.
Abhijeet: (silent)
Flashback in the bureau:
Abhijeet looking at some old pictures of himself. ACP comes from behind him.
ACP: Kya Abhijeet , photos dekh rahe ho?
Abhijeet: Haan sir, kitna pyara album hai... Daya ke desk se mila 😃
ACP Haan...jab tum hospital mein pade the toh isi album ko dekhkar rota tha.
Abhijeet: Yaad mat dilayiye sir.
ACP(takes the album from him and sees his old Stolen dynamite pic where he and Abhijeet were walking up the stairs) Yeh photo yaad hai Abhijeet?
Abhijeet: Haan sir...jab aapne mujhe CID mein waapas liya tha. Aap toh bilkul nahi badle.
ACP: Lekin tum bohot badal gaye ho Abhijeet..
Abhijeet: Aaapko aisa lagta hai?
ACP: Haan...isme toh tumhara pet ekdum flat hai, lekin ab to...😛
Abhijeet; 😔 Sir...kya keh rahe hain sir aap.
ACP: Yoga karte ho aaj kal?
Abhijeet: Woh..nahi sir..time nahi milta...
ACP: Ek kaam karo...master health check up karvao aur results mujhe dikhao.. DCP ne free medical check up ke liye funds allocate kiya hai.
Abhijeet; 🤔
Back to present;
Daya; Kahan kho gaye?
Abhijeet: Daya, suna hai DCP ne medical check up ke liye funds allocate kiya hai.
Daya: Haan, maine karvaya pichle hafte...sab perfect hai, sirf weight 5 kg zyada hai aur maine ACP sir ko vaada kiya hai ki 1 mahine mein 5 kg kum karoonga
Abhijeet: No answer
Daya: Tumne check up karvaya?
Abhijeet: hmmm...nahi.
(but in reality he had...and he was 8 kg excess for his height...he hadn't shown the report to ACP and decided to reduce and then do another test)
Duo visit a restaurant. Daya orders salad and sugar free juice. Abhijeet orders the same.
Daya: Arey Abhijeet, tum meri tarah dieting kyon kar rahe ho?
Abhijeet: Tum salad kha rahe ho toh main paneer bhaji aur biryani kaise kha sakta hoon, main bhi yehi khaaonga. 😃
Daya: Arey waah...😃
Abhijeet(to himself): Kya karoon...mera target tumhare target se 3 kg zyada hai.
At the investigation scene:
Abhijeet is extremely hungry.
He looks at the stall selling hot samosas. He tries to avoid temptation it but is finally unable to stop himself.
'bas aaj ek dinn', he tells himself and helps himself to a samosa.
Daya watches from a distance.
Abhijeet feels guilty and jealous...and wonders if he would reach his 5kg target before himself. He decides to show the samosa to Daya , hoping that Daya would be tempted and have it too. But Daya is firm in his resolve and doesn't budge.
Abhijeet(to himself): Dikhaata hoon tumhe...kal se 3 ghante swimming karne jaaonga. Tumhe swimming nahi aati hai na...😈 Tumse pehle main 8 kg kum karoonga.
Daya(to himself): Main bhi CID officer hoon boss. main jaanta hoon Dr ne tumhe 8 kg kum karne ko kaha hai. 😉
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Very Good Vis Dii...👏👏👏
Thank You so much...😳😳😳
A HALF SAMOSA coming in Bureau Crying alot 😲😉, Pankaj trying to Entertain Him by TASTING it 😛😉 but He Forced to Meet ACP Sir as He had a Complain of One of His Officer, ACP Sir coming and asked...😊
ACP: kya hua, aur Tum (confused 😕) Tum Kyun Ro rahy ho...😉
Samosa: Saab, Main Aap kay Officers ki Complain laaya hun...😡😡
ACP: kis ki...?😲
Samosa (angirly): Sr. Insp Abhijeet aur Sr. Insp Daya ki...😡😡
ACP: kya kiya hy Dono nay...?
Samosa: Saab, aik tou Sr. Insp Abhijeet nay Free ka Samosa liya 😉😉 (in Episode, Abhijeet Sir not giving a Money for Samosa) aur phir Mujhy Apnay Dost ko dikhaya jis nay Mujhy Khany sy Mana kr diya...😭😭😭
ACP (shock): kya, Daya nay Tumhein nahi Khaya...?😲😲
Samosa: Nahi na Sir (weeping as Oil coming out from it) kitni Ghalat Baat hy 😭😭... Mery Sub Dostun jesy (counting) Namak Paary, Pakory, Aaalo Vara 🤣 ny Mera itna Mazaq uraya aur tou aur Us Jalebi ki Bacchi nay tou ye Khaber suvb Methiyun tak bhi Phaila dii hy 😡😡... (sadly) ab batyein, Sub samjh rahy hain Main TASTY Nahi hun 😉😆.. tabhi tou Daya ny Mujhy Khany sy Inkaar kr diya aur tou aur Sr. Insp Abhijeet nay bhi (rash tone) thora sa Kha kr Mujhy Najany Kahan Phaink diya 😭😭... (showing His Crust with) Dekhyey, Mera Sar ka Chata bhi Toota gaya... 😉😉
ACP (patting over Half Eaten Samosa with): acha Tum Ro nahi (wiping his Finger from Tissue from those Tears coming from Samosa as Oil drops with) main apnay Dusray Officer (signalling Pankaj with) ko Kehta hun, wo Tumhein Kha ly aur Us ki Footage Saaray TV Channels ko Bhej dy, ta kay Tumhari Maang barhy...😃😃
Samosa: nahi nahi nahi 😡😡😡... Mujhy khayey ga tou koi Senior hee Khayey ga... 😉😉😉
ACP: kaun...😲😲
Samosa (smirk): Aap... 😈😈
Note: Sorry its really a bad Attempt...😆😆😆
