FUNNY STORIES - By CIDians - 2 - Page 48

Posted: 9 years ago

@ANAMIKA, BEENA, MAO and MISHA... Thank You so much...πŸ˜³πŸ‘
I tried to give a Good laughing Dose...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
Posted: 9 years ago
Hahahahaha Nice one Vis... I just read the story in page 1. We have to make an index for this thread
Posted: 9 years ago
BT, Dada hilarious attempt on those scenes 🀣 ..
Posted: 9 years ago
GD that was too good! πŸ€£
Posted: 9 years ago

Thank You so much ANGEL and SHERYU...😳😳
Posted: 9 years ago

Nikhil coming inside the Bureau with a Message that CID got a Call from Bureau parking as Victim cant be able to Come inside the Bureau πŸ˜²πŸ˜‰... Team except Daya Sir looks at Nikhil in Shock but after Seeing Him Turned Back, Followed Him at parking got a Big Container having Water and Some Big Sharks 😈... ACP Sir moved ahead and ask...😊

ACP: Jee Kahyey...😊😊

An Old Age Shark coming Forward with a Young Age Shark having a Big Bandage over His Left Eye while Some Scratches over His Body with Teary Shade 😎😭... Old Age Shark told...

Old Age Shark: Sir, Hum yahan Aap kay Officer kay Khilaf Complain lr kr aayey hain...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

ACP: kis kay Khilaf...😲😲

 Old Age Shark: Sr. Inspector Daya...😑

Abhijeet: kyun... Us nay kya kiya...?πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

Old Age Shark (Introducing Injured Shark with): Ye DS hay πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰... (Team Shocked and Exchanged a Big Shock 😲😲 while DS forwarding Her Flip towards ACP who Shake hand πŸ˜†πŸ˜† and Old Age Shark added) DEEWANI SHARK 🀣🀣... (in sad tone ) Aap kay Officer nay isy itna Zor ka Maara kay Is Bechari ki aankh Phoot gayii...😭

DS (with crying 😭): aur tou aur Sir, Meri Engagement bhi Toot gayii πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰.. Mery Mangetar nay Kaha kay wo ain Andhi Machli sy Shadi Nahi kr sktaπŸ˜†πŸ˜†...

Abhijeet: ohhh πŸ˜”, magar ye bhi tou Dekhyey kay Aap nay Us pr Hamla kiya tha na...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

DS (angry 😑😑): tou kis nay kaha tha Humaray pass aany ko πŸ‘ŽπŸΌ.. aur tou aur Humara Khana bhi ly aaya πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰... (telling her Shoal with) Main nay socha itna Bara Plankton hay 🀣, Saal Bhar tou aaram sy Chal jaye ga πŸ˜‰πŸ˜›... (back to team in rash tone 😑) Humein kya pata tha kay wo Plankton nahi.. Dayaton hy πŸ˜†πŸ˜†... hun... aur Humein Bulaya bhi tou tha Aawaz day kr...😑😑

ACP: acha tou Aap Log ab kya chahtay hain...πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

Old Age Shark: Insaaf...😈

Abhijeet: matlab...πŸ˜•

Old Age Shark: Aap ko Us ko Humaray pass Bhejna hoga πŸ˜‰... phir Humari Cid Un ko saza day gii...😎

Freddie: Aap kay yahan bhi CID hay...😲😲

Old Age Shark: haan .. Caught Insan Department...πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜†

ACP (after a sigh): acha hum Usy aap kay Pass Bhej dein gay...

Shark Shoal gives a Thank You to ACP on his Kind Decision and went Back😊😊... Here Abhijeet in Complete Tension and telling this to ACP during moving to Bureau Hall...πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

Abhijeet: Sir, Aap nay aisa Kyun kaha ... agar Daya kay sath wahan ja kr kuch ulta Seedha...

 ACP: matlab...πŸ˜•

Abhijeet: Sir, already Aap jaanty hain Daya nay kitnay affair chalayey hain kay ab tou usy Naam bhi yaad nahi larkiyun kay πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†πŸ˜†... ho skta hay koi Shark sy bhi Chala liya ho 🀣... wesy bhi Wo Shark aap ko Yaad hy na jo wahan Cape town gayii thi πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰... Ho skta hay Us nay koi Promotional Skit kr diya ho Samnder mein kay Daya wapis aa gaya hay.. Single hay 😈... aur Ab tou Achi Size ki Shirts bhi Pehanny laga hy...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

ACP (shock): tou Tum nay ye Mujhy Us waqt kyun nahi bataya..?😲😲

Abhijeet: Sir, Main nay socha, aap kay zehn mein ye Baat hogi...😊😊

ACP: aaj kal tou Meray Zehn mein sirf Physiotherapy hee reh gayii hay Abhijeet...

Abhijeet: wo kyun..?πŸ˜•

ACP (angry): Mujhy Arthritis jo ho gaya hay😭... Bureau mein Khary reh reh kr...πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Abhijeet: ohhh Sir... Mujhy bhi DR nay kaha hay kay Mera Weight Buht Taizi sy Loss ho raha hay.. aur abhi kuch Din Pehlay tou itna Kum tha kay Moochein laga kr Mujhy Weight Barhana para 🀣... aur tou aur Wo Log Mujhy kehnay lagy Sherya Gir rahi hay Volcano mein😑😑... Usy Bachana😑😑... main nay tou itna Acha Idea diya kay Gira do πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰.. Paisay Bach jayein gay magar Wo Log 😑😑.. phir Mujhy bhi Gussa aaya tou main nay kaha kay Bulao Us Lady Daya ko 😑😑... Kuch tou Kaam kary... hun...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

 Freddie: haan Sir, Khary rehnay sy Meri Bhook bhi Khul gayii hay aur Mujhy 2 Baar Khana khana parta hay.πŸ˜†πŸ˜†. Manisha alug baatein sunati hay...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Sachin: aur Mera tou aur Bura haal hay.. HP keh keh kr.. ab tou Main Khud Ghayeb ho jata hun...πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Nikhil (weeping): aur Sir Mera...😭😭

Abhijeet: Tum Ro kyun rahy ho Nikhil..?πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

Nikhil: Sir agar Dad Sir ko Shark walun ki CID nay Phansi ki Saza suna dii tou...😲😲

Abhijeet (casual): koi Baat nahi.. hum DAYA RETURN Epi Bana lein gay...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ˆ

 Here Daya Came and ACP told Him about the Decision and as per its ACP Sir Order😊😊... Daya moved to Destination leaving all in Tension... After 2 hours Daya back with happiness and Tell at once...πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

Daya (forwarding a letter with): sir, ye Mera Resignation Letter hay... Main CID chor raha hun...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Abhijeet: Kyun...?😲😲

Daya: Boss, Mujhy Naukri Mil gayii hayπŸ‘πŸΌ... SHARK AUR MAAR Naam ki Sanshita nay Mujhy Job pr Rakh liya hay πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰.. Decent pay kay sath Khana aur Rehaish yahan tak kay Conveyance bhi Mily gi...

Abhijeet: kya Daya.. already kitni Kum Sharks hain.. aur tum Un ko Maar maar kay aur Khatam kr do gay...πŸ‘ŽπŸΌ

Nikhil: haan Dad Sir, main aap ko Shark ko Maarny Nahi dunga πŸ˜‰.. Meray Dad aur Ek Apradhi πŸ˜†πŸ˜†.. Ye baat main kabhi bardasht nahi kr...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Daya (angry tone to Nikhil): agar kisi nay bhi Shark ko Meli Aankh sy dekha na tou Us kay daantun sy Paino bajwa dun ga Main...😑😑😑

Abhijeet: Daya...😲😲

Daya: haan Boss, ye Sharks Sanshita hy na aur unhun nay hee tou Mujhy ye naukri dii hy...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

ACP: hey Bhagwan...

Daya: aur sir, Un Logun nay tou Mera Promotional song bhi bana diya hay...πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

Dayaman naam mera

Shark ko Seekhana kaam mera

Kabhi Punch Chalon

Kabhi Kick lagaon

Aur jo Kuch na mily tou

Smile kr kay Dekhaon...

Nikhil (happy): aur Dad Sir...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Daya: aur haan...

Dushman jo Shark ka ho

Bachy ga Nahi dayaman sy

Mujh ko Pehchan lo

Main hun Dayaman

Mujh ko Tum jaan lo

Sharks ka hun Main fan...

All: πŸ˜²

Edited by gadhadada - 9 years ago
Posted: 9 years ago
OMG...GD you're amazing...yar...🀣
Funniest story ever...🀣 🀣

This was 🀣

DS (angry πŸ˜‘😑): tou kis nay kaha tha Humaray pass aany ko πŸ‘ŽπŸΌ.. aur tou aur Humara Khana bhi ly aaya πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰... (telling her Shoal with) Main nay socha itna Bara Plankton hay πŸ€£, Saal Bhar tou aaram sy Chal jaye ga πŸ˜‰πŸ˜›... (back to team in rash tone πŸ˜‘) Humein kya pata tha kay wo Plankton nahi.. Dayaton hy πŸ˜†πŸ˜†... hun... aur Humein Bulaya bhi tou tha Aawaz day kr...😑😑

Abhijeet ki mooch...🀣

Shark aur maar naam ki sanstha..hey bhagwan...hilarious yar...🀣
Posted: 9 years ago
🀣
 
Arthritis ho gayi hai bureau mein khade reh kar...🀣
 
 
 
btw why did you use DS for that shark? I saw it first and got a heart attack. Kuch bhi likho but DS nahiii
Posted: 9 years ago
hahahahahaha... oh my god!!! awesome dada ... it was really mind blowing...
Posted: 9 years ago
Oh my God! Hilarious! 🀣
Kya unique concept hai...πŸ˜›

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