Chapter 3-Jaise he r.k ki new movie ka naam sabke samne aaya, pura studio taaliyon ki aawaz se goonjne laga, ye naam tha"Kasak".
REP- r.k naam to kafi dillchasp (interesting) hai
R.K- hoga he mera jo naam hai.
(Ye sunte he sare rep hasne lage)
REP - "nahi. .nahi r.k" mera matlab tha aapki movie ka naam" so kya hoga is movie mein? ?
R.K-" agar maine aapko story bata di , to kya aap cinema hall mein popcorn bachegi? ?
2ND REP- r.k ki her baat alag hoti hai, uski her movie mein heroines bhi best hoti hain, "so is movie mein hume r.k k sath kaun romance karte nazar aayega"??
R.K-""bas interview over"" aap sab ka waqt itna he khoobsoorat ban na tha mere sath.
'bittu ji..gadi nikalwaiye'
Itna khe kar aankho mein shades lagate hue r.k apne sexy attitude mein studio se nikalne laga, aur sare reporters Usk peeche bhagne lage-
""R.k sir. ...R.k sir ..bataiye na kaun hogi aapki heroine? ?"" 'R.k sir
all of sudden r.k mudta hai n kheta hai
""Vo jo bhi hogi is duniya ki nhi hogi, Vo ek khoobsoorat painting ki tarah hogi"
Itna khe kar r.k bittuji k sath apni car k pass aaya n jaise he gate khola
""Puttarr je"
Ye the kuku bhatiya (late mohan kundra k frnd)
Aate he unhone r.k ko zor se gale laga liya-
Oye"puttar je tune to mera seena chawda kar diya""
r.k ne irritate hokar unhe door kiya or kha ye kya kar rahe hain aap? ?
""Oye puttar naraz Kyo hota hai ye mera pyaar hai twaade naal""
R.k-'main koi aapki biwi nhi hun jo mujhe dekh kar aapka pyaar umad raha hai '
Kuku-"par puttar je...
R.k-car mein aaiye"
Dono car mein baith gaye n studio se nikal gaye, or bittuji movie se related kisi kaam k karan movie k director se milne gaye the.
IN CAR-
Kuku-"Oye puttar tu hmesha itne terror mood mein Kyo reheta hai"
R.k-kyoki r.k k samne aap se darawne faces ghoomte rehete hai"
Kuku-"bada mazak karta hai tu"
Or ab tu tune apna khud ka p.h khol liya hai kaise sambhalega ye sab? ?
R.K-"sahi khe rhe hai aap, to aapk pass koi idea hai??"
Kuku- hai na partner ship, mujhe pata hai 1st movie mein koi itna partner ship ka risk nhi lega; par tu chinta na kar main Hu na, are apne jigri dost k bete k liye itna to kar sakta hu main.
Itna sun kar r.k ne car roak di or kuku ko neeche uttar diya
R.k'"aapko chai banani aati hai"??
Kuku-nhi puttar je
R.k-"samne tea stall hai wahan ja kar chai bana sikhiye, kyoki filhal mujhe partner ki nhi spot man ki zaroorat hai.
Itna khe kar r.k full speed mein car Le kar chala jata hai.
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