Random Story "KHAYALI PULAO" epino 6 on pg 58

Posted: 10 years ago
Hello everyone! i hope sab theek ho aur sabka brain sahi jagah par ho tabhi mai usey kharab kar paongi πŸ˜†
Actually i am posting a very bakwas OS/FF/SS here (mujhe khud nhi pata ke yeh kya hoga πŸ˜†)
the name of the this story is  "KHAYALI PULAO" 
sound intresting naπŸ˜‰πŸ˜†...intresting toh hoga hi kyunki world's two most intelligent person ne likha hai yeh πŸ€£
me n sharan (i.e shazk) 
is story ka naam yeh rakhne ka koi reason nhi hai siwaye iske k hame koi aur naam nhi sujha πŸ˜†
valentines pe raya ko lekar kitna khayali pulao banaya tha but cvs ne gas ke rates increased kardiya aur hamare pulao tayyar hi nhi huye πŸ˜†
so here we present a story named "KHAYALI PULAO" πŸ€£

Many of you must have read it in RaYA/RaShi AT but still we are posting kyunki dobara padh loge toh kuch bigad nhi jayega πŸ€£

pehle proper welcome πŸ˜†
                                      NASEEM  N  SHARAN PRESENTS
                                           

     


PRESENTING 

 RAM KAPOOR as RAM KAPOOR
                        

SAKSHI TANWAR as PRIYA SHARMA
                      

                                                          IN
                                           "KHAYALI PULAO"

DISCLAIMER: is story mai sense dhundhne ki koshish bilkul mat karna kyunki aap apne senses kho doge πŸ˜†...it was more like role play between  me n Sharan since we were bore toh tym pass ke liye humne raya raya ki game kheli πŸ˜†...the credit for all dialogues of Ram goes to SHARAN and credit of Priya's dialogues goes to NASEEM i.e myself πŸ˜†...hamare mann mai jo aaya wo humne likha aur aapke mann mai jo aaye wo aap comment kardena πŸ˜†

p.s. uff...khud ke show ki publicity ke liye kya kya karna padta hai πŸ€£


*****************INDEX******************
Episode-2: 20
Episode-3: 29
Episode-4: 37
Episode-5: 44

Edited by peeyara - 9 years ago
Posted: 10 years ago
                                                   EPISODE ONE
yeh kahani shuru hoti hai Ram n Priya se
Priya ke peeche kuch badmash padh jaate hai aur wo khud ko bachate huye Ram se takra jati hai


Priya: excuse, kuch log mere peeche padhe hai, can u help me πŸ˜†
Ram: mai? lekin... 
(Thinking) arey yaar, mai toh jaldi ghar jaana chahta tha, aloo ke paranthe khane ke liye, ab damsel in distress ki madat karni padegi 
Priya: kya soch rahe hai aap? dont worry, free mai help nhi lungi, i'll give you 100 rs ...ab toh beat them up πŸ€£
Ram: Arey, Ram Kapoor hoon mai... 100rs se kaam nahi chalega... mujhe kuch aur chahiye
Priya thinking "Ram kapoor hoon toh aisa bol rahe hai jaise bill gates ho" πŸ˜ˆ
Priya: naam nhi pucha hai...help karne ko kaha hai...theek hai 1000 rs se badh kar nhi dungi πŸ€£
Ram: paise nahi chahiye mujhe... pucho na ki mujhe kya chahiye...πŸ˜‰
Priya thinking "yeh admi toh gadbad lag raha hai" πŸ˜²πŸ€£
Priya: haan boliye kya lenge aap meri madad karne ka
Ram thinking... "hopefully maan jayegi"
Ram: ek chumma... (suddenly his phone rings before he can complete his sentence...)
Priya get πŸ˜² πŸ˜‘
Priya holds Ram's collar: kya samjhte hai aap apne aap ko? akeli ladki dekhi toh kuch bhi bolenge πŸ˜‘
mujhe karate aate hai πŸ€£ i'll not leave you πŸ˜‘
Ram thinking while mentally slapping himself... "Kya zaroorat thi kuch bhi kehne ka? Don't you have any self control Ram? Ab ulta kehdiya na..." 

Ram, scared of the sherni  says... 

Ram: Itna gussa kyun kar rahi ho? Jald baazi mei galat kehdiya... mera matlab woh nahi tha...

Priya: phir kya matlab tha...mai aap jaise ladkon ko acche se jaanti hoon...ladki dekhi nhi ki flirting shuru πŸ˜‘

Ram: Arey suno toh... mujhe flirting nahi aati... 
 
He struggled to free himself from Priya's hold...


Ram: Actually kya kehna tha ki mujhe ek chummach makkhan chahiye, ek chumma nahi... Baat yeh hai ki gaadi mei doh aloo ke paranthe hai, aur jaldi ghar jaana tha kyunki bhook lagi thi... Lekin ghar bohot door hai- toh agar tumhara ghar aas paas hai toh mai tumhe drop kar sakta hoon aur agar tum de sakti ho toh mera kaam bhi hojayega.. (He quickly said, then flashed an innocent smile...)
Priya was again shocked πŸ˜² but she leaves his collar πŸ˜†
Priya: what! aapko makkahn chahiye?...ek ladki problem mai hai aur aapko khaane ki sujh rahi hai...aap kaise insan hai 
Ram thinking "yeh kaisi aurat hai... abhi bhi gussa kar rahi hai... ab kuch galat bhi nahi kaha maine..."

Ram: tumhe pehle meri flirting se problem thi- joh actually maine kiya bhi nahi, ab mere khane se problem hai ... tum auratien ko humesha problem hoti hai na?
Priya: aap log kaam hi aise karte ho...anyways mere paas butter hai...ghar chaliye aur kha lijiye πŸ˜†

Ram thinks... "ab kaun flirt kar raha hai? πŸ˜‰... Kitni jaldi maan gayi"

Ram: Arey pehle batao- woh log joh tumhare peeche pade the... woh kahan hai? I need to sort them out first, then I will eat... lekin share nahi kar sakta okay? πŸ˜³

Priya thinks "kahin ye kuch ulta na soch le"
Priya: mere peeche hi the par pata nhi kahan gaye ...mujhe chahiye bhi nhi...i dont like aloo ka parantha πŸ˜†...wait hum abhi ghar nhi ja sakte 
Ram: tumne sirf mere saath baat karne ke liye jhoot bola na? πŸ˜†... aise karne ki zaroorat hi nahi thi... πŸ˜‰  ...abhi kyun nahi jaa sakte? mujhe bhook lagi hai  
Priya:hello khud ko hero samjh rahe hai kya aap? shakal dekhi hai aaine mai πŸ˜‘...aapka size dekh kar bhag gaye honge πŸ˜†
hum ghar isliye nhi ja sakte kyunki ghar par kapur  with aU hoga aur usey dekh kar mai apna mood kharab nhi karna chahti πŸ˜†
Ram: mujhe mota kaha tumne πŸ˜²...
Mota nahi hoon mai, thoda healthy hoon... Tumhe bade acche nahi lagte kya? Oh hello... Ram Kapoor hoon mai, yaad hai na? Mere ghar mei bohot saare expensive aaine hai... Shakal toh bohot acchi hai meri... πŸ˜‰ Aur yeh kapur with a U kaun hai, tumhara bhai?
Priya: maine kahan kaha πŸ˜† aap ne khud admit kiya πŸ˜‰...mujhe bade acche lagte hai πŸ˜³πŸ˜†
chee wo mera bhai nahi hai...bht chipkoo insan hai...peecha hai padha hai mere shaadi ke liye😑
Ram thinking "arey yeh kapur toh haddi bangaya... Mere aur mere paranthe ke beech"

Ram: Aise karte hai... Jhoot bolte hai, ki mai tumse shaadi karne wala hoon... Bhaag jayega! Aur phir mai apne paranthe kha sakta hoon... Lekin suno... Agar tum sach mei shaadi karna chahti ho, toh abhi kehdo... Manaa nahi karunga πŸ˜‰ 
Priya: idea bura nhi hai πŸ˜‰ mai aapko apna as boyfriend introduce karwaungi toh shaadi ka bhoot utar jayegaπŸ˜‰πŸ˜†...arey paranthe khane ke liye ghar jaane ki kya zaroorat...mera restaurant kareeb mai hai hum wahan lunch kar sakte haiπŸ˜‰...mai free provide karungi aapko...mujhe patana aasan nhi hai...pehle mujhe pata kar dikhaye phir sochungi shaadi ke baare πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†
Ram: tumhara restaurant hai? Phir toh shaadi karni padegi tumse πŸ€£ pehle naam toh batao... Ram Kapoor ke liye, kuch bhi aasan hai... Lekin mai tumhe kyun patao... Tum mujhe nahi pata sakti... 

Ram thinks: actually pata liye... Restaurant hai tumhare paas  πŸ˜Š
Priya: sorry maine aapko apna naam nhi bataya πŸ˜†...wo kya hai na mujhe khud ko flaunt karne ki aadat nhi haiπŸ˜‰...i am Priya sharma...owner of Sharma hotels n restaurants πŸ˜‰...i am very stubborn...agar pat bhi gayi toh aasani se accept nhi karungiπŸ˜‰...restaurant hai isi liye patayenge😑 like that kapur with a U πŸ˜‘ 
Ram: you are the owner of Sharma hotels and restaurants πŸ˜² waise tumhari biscuit jaisi kamar se lagta nahi ki you own a restaurant... πŸ˜² tumne mujhe uss Kapur ke saath compare kiya πŸ˜² ab mai nahi patane wala... Ab mujhe sirf makkhan nahi chahiye... As an apology you have to make me fresh aloo ke paranthe 
Priya: kamar aur restaurant ka kya connection hai πŸ˜†...aap abhi use mile bhi nhi hai...dont worry he doesnt match you anywhere...u r far betterπŸ˜‰πŸ˜†...me n aloo paranthe πŸ˜²...mujhe banana nhi ata...next tym jab milenge tab khila dungi πŸ˜† abhi chai chalegi adrak wali πŸ˜›
Ram: connection hai... Tumhari kamar se lagta hai ki tumhe khaane se allergy hai πŸ€£kaisi ladki ho tum! Tumhe aloo ke paranthe banana nahi aata... Ek minute... Next time... Matlab tum phir milna chahti ho mujhe... Priya ab tum mere saath flirt kar rahi ho? I knew it, no one can resist Ram's charm... πŸ˜‰... Aaj adrak wali chai chalega... Wait... Tum jhoot bol rahi ho, aisa ho nahi sakta ki tumhe banana nahi aata... You just don't want to make my paranthe for me, because you don't want to apologise... Ego jo hai na!! 
Priya: haan mujhe khane se allergy hai but dont worry khilane se nhi hai πŸ€£...ego aur mujhme...huh..aap egoistic hai jo kuch bhi soch rahe hai...aap mere kya lagte hai jo mai paranthe banau πŸ˜†..mujhe flirting karni nhi aati ...aapne kaha na k mujhme ego hai toh ab chai bhi nhi milegi πŸ˜†
Ram: khaane se allergy hai πŸ˜² kitni alag ho tum!! Mai tumhara "boyfriend" hoon yaad hai na... Toh tumhe paranthe banana padega mere liye!!! Mai sikhata hoon na, flirting kaise karte hai πŸ˜‰... Fine mujhe chai nahi chahiye! Arey Priya woh dekho... Lagta hai woh log aagaye... Joh tumhare peeche pade the... Mai jaa raha hoon, bye...

(He walks slowly, waiting for Priya to stop him)
 
Priya: utni bhi alag nhi hoon πŸ˜†...temporary n unreal bf πŸ˜ˆ...kaha na next tym jab milenge tab khila dungi...aap ek baat ke peeche hi kyu padh jaate haiπŸ˜‘πŸ˜†...ok, bye...jayie πŸ˜‘
Priya  murmurs "khud ko mera bf bolte hai aur help nhi kar sakte"😑
Priya thinks "mujhe hi apni help karni hogi but kaise?πŸ˜•...haan pepper spray hai na bag mai wo use karti hoon aur yeh heels kab kaam aayegi πŸ˜†"
Ram thinks "arey yeh toh heels uthar rahi hai... Mujhe marne ke liye?..." He gets scared so he runs back to her...

Ram: mai kuch kehna bhool gaya... (He stands in front of Priya so that she is hidden... but doesn't admit that he is helping her... The gunde walk past them because they didn't see Priya) 
Tumhari bindi... Teedhi hai!! πŸ€£ 
Priya: aap yeh kehne wapis aaye the πŸ˜²
Priya has seen gunde walking past them n thiinks "seedhe seedhe kahiye na mei help karne aaye the" πŸ˜‰
Priya tries to put her bindi in center but couldn't πŸ˜†
Ram: haan yehi kehne waapas aaya... Kyun tumne kya socha, mai waapas aaya tumhe help karne ke liye? 

He makes funny faces as she attempts to put her bindi in the centre... But gets irritated so he does it for her 
Priya: thank you πŸ˜³πŸ˜†...mujhe kyu lagega k aap meri help karne aaye the πŸ˜‰...mai abhi chalti hoon...bye...next tym paranthe lekar aajaungi...tym aur adresss bata dena πŸ˜³πŸ˜†...yeh mera card hai πŸ˜†
Ram thinks "arey wah, thank you kehdiya, lekin sorry nahi keh sakti"

Ram holds the card from one side, while Priya is still holding the other...

Ram thinks again "madat toh kardiya, reward toh milna chahiye"

Ram: wait... Mera chumma... I mean chummach... Makkhan ka?
Priya leaves the end of cardπŸ˜†
 
Priya thinks "kitna ajeeb insan hai yeh abhi bhi chumma..chummmach ...makkan ki padi hai πŸ˜‘...yeh nhi k ladki akeli hai lift offer kare " πŸ˜†
Priya goes to nearby store n buys chummach makkhan n gives it to Ram πŸ€£
Priya: lijiye...ek toh madad nhi ki , upar se makhan chahiye...itna makhan mat khayie mote hojayenge ...can i leave now?
Priya thinks "maine apna card diya but inhe toh zaroorat bhi mehsoos nhi huyi apna card ya contact no dene. ki ...na de,  mai konsa mari jarahi hoon" πŸ˜Ž πŸ€£
Ram: Mmm makkhan  
Ram starts to walk away, he scratches his head as he thinks "what if the gunde come back, akeli hai... lift deta hoon"
he turns back to her...

Ram: Priya... do you need a lift? ... mujhe darr lagta hai, woh gunde phir se aagaye toh?... tum phirse kissi bechare aadmi ko pareshan karogi... 

Ram thinks "uske saamne Ram Kapoor khada hai... lekin she didn't even ask for my number ... ab agar woh puche toh mai nahi dene wala, she can just google me" πŸ˜Ž πŸ˜†
Priya thinks "socha tha agar lift na bhi de toh mai khud lelungi but ab nhi...maine pareshan kiya isey😑 makkhan khareed kar diya maine  aur thanks nhi bola..huhπŸ˜†"
Priya: so thoughtful of you πŸ˜ˆ but mujhe lift nhi chahiye πŸ˜‘...mai taxi le lungi..aur dont worry next tym se kabhi pareshan nhi karungi πŸ˜†"
Ram thinks "arey yeh toh phirse gussa hogayi ... mazak bhi nahi kar sakta πŸ˜­"

Ram: complain thodi kar raha hoon... bade acche lagte hai, yeh pareshani, yeh gussa aur chum... I mean tum πŸ˜† 
Priya smiles "idiot...kitni jaldi darr jaata hai yeh..he is so cute πŸ˜³πŸ˜†"

Priya smilingly: mai gussa nhi hoon...mai chali jaungi...bye" πŸ˜Š
Ram thinks "yeh toh sach mei jaa rahi hai... maine kitna accha gaana gaya aur compliment bhi nahi kiya πŸ˜­" 

he waves goodbye, hoping she'd stop him and accept his lift, as he turns to leave he realises her dupatta got caught in his watch πŸ˜†
Priya: waise aap gaana bada accha gaaate hai😳
 Priya sees that her dupatta got stuck with his watch, she turns n smiles at Ram
Priya: lagta hai destiny wants us to be together πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†
Ram: Thank you β€οΈ
Ram looks at his arm and her dupatta ... Ram: Aur tum kya chahti ho? πŸ˜‰
Priya blushes: aap jo chahte hai πŸ˜‰...i mean mai aapse lift le leti hoon...agar gunde phirse aa  gaye toh mai kisi aur ko toh pareshan nhi karungi πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†
Ram: Mai chahta hoon... (his mouth goes dry because he is so scared...) Priya, mai chahta hoon ki tum... (he stops and clears his throat and thinks "mai chahta hoon ki tum mujhe zindagi bhar pareshan kare") 
then he says "I want you to come with me and taste my aloo ke paranthe" πŸ˜†
Priya thinks "uff yeh hamesha kuch stupid sa kyu bolte hai...aloo paranthe...lagta hai yeh meri sautan hai πŸ€£...ghum phir kar aloo paranthe πŸ˜‘"

Priya: mai jaana chahti hoon...kyunki jaongi nhi toh dusri mulakat kaise hogi" πŸ˜‰
Ram: πŸ˜²Mere aloo ke paranthe ko manaa kar rahi ho tum πŸ˜­... accha teekh hai...  Let me give you a lift, lekin tumhe ghar nahi chodne wala... wahaan tumhara bhai Rajat hai na, toh kahin aur chodta hoon tumhe...

Ram dropped Priya where she wanted to go... and before she stepped out of the car he stopped her by calling her name...

Ram: Priya... Card toh nahi hai mere paas... lekin google me πŸ˜Ž- office ka number mil jayega... leave a message with the receptionist and I'll get back to you πŸ˜‰... Phir milenge... 
Priya smiles n goes from there thinking "zaroor milenge" πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜† aur aloo paranthe bhi khayenge, mere haath ke bane huye πŸ˜³πŸ˜† 

p.s. first episode khatam hua πŸ˜†...agla episode first episode ki trp pe  depend karta hai, agar trp acchi aayi toh next episode telecast hoga i mean update hoga πŸ˜†
but next episode ke liye bht wait karna bhi padh sakta hai since my Ram i mean Sharan is little unwell n then hum dono ka tym match hona hoga
till then u enjoy reading this senseless episode n apne vichar zaroor likhna πŸ˜†


Edited by peeyara - 10 years ago
Posted: 10 years ago

Arey wah... Kitna accha story hai- Jisne bhi likha woh dono bohot bohot bohot intelligent hai, uff mazaa aagaya!! I feel like baking two chocolate cakes for the two smarty smarty writers... πŸ˜‰πŸ€£ two because mujhe pata hai ki the writers don't like sharing chocolate... 🀣

Naseem: Hats off... you are excellent with your Priya dialogues! You got into the character brilliantly, Storyline and idea credit is all yours... superb imagination- I'm so glad you thought of doing this because it was so much fun 😊 so technically you are the brains behind this whole thing... aur kyun nahi... you're the intelligent one out of me and you 😊

Apna tareef karna aata nahi... lekin thoda seekha hai Naseem se 🀣

Sharan: well done... chumma ko chummach se change kiya- mujhe pata nahi tha ki tumhara dimaag aisa soch sakta hai  🀣 besharam kahin ki 🀣

I can't praise myself too much so I will stop there, and go back to praising Naseem πŸ˜†...  very nice thread... kitna colourful hai! bohot accha thread banaya aapne... itna accha real pulao bhi bana sakte ho kya, ya sirf khayali pulao- rice mujhe bohot accha lagta hai... toh title mujhe bohot zyaada pasand hai... reason joh bhi ho kya farak padta hai 🀣

Maine kaha tha na chocolate cake for the writers so here:

And a chocolate box too... my favourite...

And an unlimited supply of dairy milk chocolate for you

Edited by ShazK.123 - 10 years ago
Posted: 10 years ago
Originally posted by ShazK.123


Res
khud ki story pe pehli bar koi comment karega πŸ€£
Posted: 10 years ago

shaz apni hi story ke liye reserve kiya hai🀣

toh technically mein first hoonπŸ˜†...I am taking this rightπŸ₯³
Edited by sandhyasn - 10 years ago
Posted: 10 years ago
hahha lovely thnks for pm me and continue hahaha 
Posted: 10 years ago
Originally posted by sandhyasn


shaz apni hi story ke liye reserve kiya hai🀣

toh technically mein first hoonπŸ˜†...I am taking this rightπŸ₯³
πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†
you hv every right to do so
Posted: 10 years ago
Res...
khyali pulav khakr aati honπŸ˜†
Superb episode...
are yaar ek chummach makkan k chakkr mein allo paratha chai tk phuch gye..
aur ab rajjo ko bhagao abhiyan start ho gyaπŸ˜†
ab nxt part bhi do bhai...
bhook lg rhi haiπŸ˜†Edited by Mini1991 - 10 years ago
Posted: 10 years ago
🀣 🀣 🀣
superhit episode
pehli bar chhamach ko chumma bolte huye padha h πŸ˜† Edited by ArsyRam - 10 years ago
Posted: 10 years ago
Originally posted by Mini1991


Res...
khyali pulav khakr aati honπŸ˜†
kitna khaogi mini πŸ˜† sahi naam hai bhukkad πŸ˜†


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