Ponder Vortex - Page 6

So, the other day i caught Rukmini in a rather pleasant mode and decided it was time for a Honey with Howie ala koffee with Kjo. And how can Rukmini resist honey so she zoomed in pretty quick for a chat. We ended up talking about her life, her friends and her love hate relationship with naag devta. What stuck with me was in all her conversations, she went on referring about a tweety bird.

She said, this tweety bird was the one who told rukmini about all things happening in the non-reth world. Rukmini had the tweety bird in high esteem because most of what tweety said was very profound, the kind that one preaches but never does. Rukmini explained that as we humans believe in God being the fate-maker (dont visualize roti maker, you trp aunties!)tweety had told her about a set of humans (lets call them Buzz -kill) who were deciding her(rukmini's) fate. Oh-my-Humans said Rukmini unable to control her antennae going all zombie on her.

Tweety said one of the buzz kill was good friends with her, spoke to her almost everyday. Though she was good friends with him, he was very a touch guy who always said -'dekhna hai toh dekho' when speaking to other friends of tweety. Anyways, in an off camera segment, Rukmini let me in on a secret that she had shared with no one and i hope you all readers respect her privacy(though i am sharing this with you). Apparently this buzz kill never wanted Rukmini in Paro's life. He wanted a four legged camel to be her friend. Rukmini was aghast. Who in their right mind will give a dainty Paro with a cud-chewing camel. How insensitive was buzz kill to the needs of her Paro. Rukmini asked me - ' How could the buzz kill even think that I wouldnt be part of Paro's life?'. At the risk of having my conversation style change from KJo to Simi... I said 'Oh-my-God, i cant even fathom such a thought, we would surely petition for you being in Paro's life'. But Rukmini was no abla-butterfly, she soared high enough to make eye contact with me and said -'That wont be necessary, buzz kill loves tweety bird, if he ever decides to kill my relationship with Paro, i will ensure all of tweety's friends stop talking to him. That lack of attention, would surely teach him a lesson'