Sarcastic OS-Rama Rama kya hain ye drama?/Ek Bechara Tha~Mummy ka note

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Too long guys...read at your own risk😭


Sarcastic OS- Ek struggling aashiq ki adhoori kahani...har phans ke dil ko kuredne wala OS,

Ek bechara tha (alternative title)😛

(idea cum title credit Mummy aka lizadavidmm) ❤️

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No sentiments/ fandoms (Ariya Arakshi Arisha Shriza Choree Samjun Ariza Aarthi Raesha)/actors/individuals/gender/animal/OS titles/ OS ideas/aunties/characters/phans/u know who/u know what/ yadda yadda yaddas were hurt during this OS 😳

 

 

Kya luck hain Arjun ka hain na? 1 nahi 2 nahi 5 5 ladkiyan. This OS is a tribute to his journey till now with all 5 girls, and hope for the future. 😉😆

note from Lizadavidmm (mummy😃)

hello shello. Ab Riya kamini ne likh hi diya aur unres bhi kar diya chalo thik hain😆 bada time lagati hain unres karne mein. ye idea mera hain, sys? iss liye itna acha hain. mujhe new team qubool hain😃 looking forward to it.  aur kamini se kahan tha woh song "havan karenge" add kar de par kiya nahi😡 also bola tha naam ek bechara tha delete maar woh bhi nahi kiya😡 par thik hain chalo at least post to kiya kamini ne.

with love

Lizadavidmm (piya)

+++++++++++++++++++++

Writer- Arz kiya hain...arz kiya hain...kamino koi irshad to bolo🤢

Readers (yawning)- Irshad🥱

 

Dil hote to...

Mere seene mein...2 nahi 6😕

6th wala bhi main

Main de deta tum hi ko.😆

 

the story start in the backdrop of mumbai, in a set. there was a shooting going on of a new show, thriller genre, titled...u know what. the guy was earlier in a reality show based on youth, where he had to do some dare devil type tasks (oh yeah youth needs exercise), the girl who is supposed to cast opposite him had worked in some serials earlier. there were other cast too...like a senior actor, who has worked earlier with this Production house, a curly haired boy who was in other channel's one of the popular show, and a bouncer type man who...if he was in some serial/films, this story teller does not know, and a cameo karne wali ladki who was only there to shoot for Flash backs.


(if you are thinking this OS is based on real / reel life couple, then you are wrong. read ahead)

so it was first day's shooting. the scene was like this...the hero was peeping in some cars, when the girl will attack him from behind, followed by counter attack and a short eye lock.😉

(do i really have to explain this? Ariya first meeting⭐️)

we will name the cast. like the girl is G-1 (not G one from Ra one), the guy is SM, the director is GKA, the senior actor is Bez, the curly boy is specky, the body builder...ah, does not look like body builder have to say anything in this story.

*shooting starts. light, camera, ACTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!*

and the scene was finished in no time. everybody clapped for both of them. the guy turned to the girl, who was rubbing her wrist.

SM- hey you ok?

G 1- itne zor se twist kiya meri kalaai ko. *rubbing her wrist and glaring*

SM- aww, par isme rone ki kya baat hain? tum ladkiya bhi na *shaking his head in disbelieve*

G 1- huh (and went away, while the guy was like what?)😕

***********************

another day of shooting.

today the cameo karne wali gal come to set to shoot some flash backs. it was a romantic scene on bed (ehm ehm...not that ehm ehm☺️). the hero was blushing throughout it, and finally gave the right take. everyone was praising.

GKA the director- well done guys! let me click a picture and write a guest article on dot 32. say cheese.

*they both clicked pics*

cameo gal (turning to SM)- why are you blushing so much?

SM- he he he...you are cute.😳

Cameo gal - so sweet * pulled his cheek and left. the guy went into la la land*


Bez specky shook him and took him out of dream land.

Bez- reality mein apka swagat hain. main hoon apka host Bez.😆

Specky- the nation wants to know what the Hero was thinking.😆😆

SM *still in dream land*  meri biwi kitni sundar hain na guys.

Bez (to specky) ladka sathiya gaya hain. *shaking his head*

0...O...0


some days passed, and the cast and crew was mixed with each other well. one day during shooting...

G 1- I am leaving show.

SM- what? ab mera kya hoga?😭

G1 iss mein rone ki kya baat hain? asthma problem hain, so I am quitting.

SM- mere character ko pyar karne ka mauka dobara kaise milega *wiping his tears*

G 1 - aww Shaa (patting his hand to console)  dont worry, koi aur mil jayegi.

and like this the girl exit. the director, GKA soon found a new girl, and this earlier gal was vanished into thin air like she didnt exist. the phans moved on with new entry.😭🤢🥱

*************************************

it was first shooting day for this new gal (name G 2). they were shooting the scene which was like ... the gal was in gun point. the hero will ask her "paison ki asli jagah kahan hoti hain Nadiya?" she will bend down after this, hero will shoot the villain.

*light, camera, ACTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

the scene ended and all clapped. the gal also mixed with cast.

Bez- kamine ab khush ho ja, tere liye ladki agayi

SM- huh?😕

Bez- I meant tere character ke liye.


some days passed, and director was showing in epis this new G2 gal's character is developing soft corner for our hero's character.

*shooting end, the hero and gal was talking*

SM- suno...taal.

G2 (nick name taal) - haan bolo?

SM- mere piche mat pado yaar. fans tumhe Rathore ke sath dekhna chahte hain mere saath nahi.

G2- par meri entry to tumhare liye huyi thi na?

SM- so what? *rolling his eyes* fans bade ya director?😛


and soon enough, the director had to bend down in front of fans and had to show this G2 gal's character developing feelings for Rathore!

after this change, the cast Specky, body builder and Bez was talking (no SM was not there)

Specky- mubarak ho bhai, apko ladki mil gayi.

Body builder- hmm *nodding his head and grinning*

Bez- haan, second hand.🤢

specky- mili to sahi. mujhe dekhiye *sad face*🤢

Bez- suna hain nayi ladki ane wali hain. shayad tere liye ho

Body builer- hmm *nodding his head and grinning*

Specky- bhul jao. woh bhi ye kamina le jayega.😭

************************************

soon there was a new gal entry (girl no. 3 aka G 3). it was shown that her character and Specky character was in college, and have a relation like tom and jerry.

Bez (to Specky)- tere liye hain ye. I bet.

Body builder- hmm *nodding and grinning*

Bez- pyar ki suruyat, fight ke saath. typical Lion style hain. ab khush ho jaa Specky.😉

Specky- *blushing*


in between, the fans of the show discussing among them.

Grp 1- ye new ladki pakka hero ke liye hain.

Grp- 2 nahi shayad specky ke liye

Grp 1 - haan ab Nadiya ko to Rathore le gaya. uska koi chance nahi.

Grp 2 - acha hi hain. woh old lagti thi Hotwa ke liye

Confused fan- guys dont jump into conclusion. lets wait and watch.

0...O...0

days passed, and it was still not clear whether this new gal is for specky or SM ! both were giving each other hard looks.

*BG tone Tashan de tashan de tashan de*😆


SM- bhul ja saale, ye ladki meri.

Specky- kamine sab hi teri? ye meri.

SM- pehle hero ki setting, fir extras ki...Samjhey ya samjhaoon?

Specky- teri to...😡😡


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the director was one step ahead from everyone. he was searching another gal
for show to balance the gender equation (still one gal to go for balance it
finally). he got it also...the channel send the gal to her (girl no. 4  G-4)

=======the cast heard the news=======

Nadiya- ye ladki kis ke liye?


dead body ko kaatne wali ladki - aur kis ke liye hogi? lagta hain hero ke
liye. *making sad face* ab mera koi chance nahi.😭

Nadiya- aww...dont worry *giving her hug* main bhi iss sadmein se guzar
chuki hoon. *drifting away in those flashbacks*😳

~~~~the guys ~~~~

SM- suna? mere liye⭐️

 Bez- wah kya kismat hain teri kamine.1...2...3...4...5...wah bhai wah👏

Specky- ab pichli wali ko mere liye chod de😡

SM- tu bhi kya yaad rakhega? jaa chod diya...le ja

Specky- bada ehsan kar raha hain jaise. Huh

body builder- *grinning and nodding*

>*******************************

the new gal entered, and phans found solace in this new gal. they had hopes
that this gal will be cast opposite Hotwa at last, and director also showed
scenes which add fuel to their hopes. they had many Behind the scene (BTS)
videos which showed their sizzling off acreen chemistry. their phans were
ecstatic with joy that finally they can see love story.

=====one day, during whole cast sitting and talking.=====

Bez- do news hain, ek achi ek buri, konsi sunni hain?

new gal (aka our hero's final? wali heroine)- achi

Bez- main shadi kar raha hoon.

SM- barbaadi mubarak ho😆

Specky- to buri news kya hain?

Bez- I am quitting

all - what??????? why????????????? nooo dont leave us please.😲😭🤢

Bez- yaar aise behave mat karo jaise mera antim sanskar ho raha hain. just
quitting because of marriage bas.

SM- shadi kar raha hain ya USA shift ho raha hain jo show nahi kar sakta?
kuch to gadbad hain Daya. iss post ki CBI jaach honi chahiye. #Dayapatalagao

dead body ko kaatne wali ladki - dude stay in character. kuch choot raha


Nadiya- hay ab humari love story ka kya hoga?

Bez *muttering to himself*- hoga kya, Babaji ka thullu.🥱

so he left, and neither he nor channel or production house clarified
anything.

0...O...0

fans discsussion

grp 1 -lagta hain he quit

grp 2- no yaar he didnt. shadi hain na so...

earlier confused now turned seer fan- he had left, I bet

both grp 1 and 2 - kaali zuban! muh band rakh.😡

afte some days, the senior actor clarified in interview that he had left
show. fans howled and cried, but at last bid him good bye. and just like the G
one gal, there was no mention of it in show, like he didnt exist.

soon enough, the specky guy also left show. the fans cried and howled more,
but at least this guy declared he is not coming back.

Fans to him - pls dont leave. why leaving???😭😭

Specky (to himself) - ab kya bataoo behen, kuch age hi nahi bad raha iss
hero ki love story ka. aur jab tak iss ki story nahi badti, mera kuch nahi ho
sakta. time bhi kam hain...better to leave

and then come the disaster part, an article in a phamous newspaper!!!!
which explained why they both left.

Grp 1- how can they both leave yr, this is so not done.

Grp 2- sahi mein, poor hero is dragging the show on his own shoulder.

Grp 1- so cruel of them to abandon the showGrp 2- haan yaar, kitne false accusations! no screen space ! Rathore was 2 min in the show, full 2 min with half dialogues!!! is this not good in front of Hotwa's 45 minutes????

Grp 1 - and specky? I loved him, u know. he said no character development!
he was most important after hero heroine. he was always there in back ground to type in lappy. I hate him now, so hate him *sob sob*😭

Seer fan- Duh! itne andhe mat bano. waise bhi, I told u, Bez had left. I was right

grp 1 and 2 - pakad isse! kaali zuban iske wajeh se hi sab kuch huya hain.
jaroor kala jadu kiya hoga !

they both got a hold on this seer fan and beat the hell out of him.🤢

*************************************

during one day of shoot, the hero decided to talk to director. he was fed
up of not shooting any of lovey dovey scenes. all he had to do to shout at the
gal who was suppose to be his love of life! also no scenes about his supposed
revenge. fans were asking him about all this and he had no answers

SM (stammering) - s..s...sir

GKA- haan bolo.

SM- mujhe puchna tha...kab hum lovey dovey scenes shoot karenge?

GKA- bohot jald.

SM grinned and went away, happy with himself😃

GKA (self talk) - ab kya bataoo tumhe? mujhe khud nahi pata agey kya hoga.
lagta hain purana style apnana padega..., the famous "dekhna hain to
dekho" attitude from my earlier sudden off air show.😕

but the fans were very much scared after two actors left. in between there
was two news, one the body builder guy got bollywood film, two, the whole cast
will be replaced.

fans discussion

Grp 1- OMG ! tune suna? puri cast replace hogi

Grp 2- I bet our heroine wont be replaced. she will never leave.

Seer fan (whom these two beat earlier) - dekh lena, sab chale jayenge,
tumhari heroine bhi

both grp 1 and 2 - kaali zuban! koi tape lao yaar iss ka muh band do, jab
bhi bolta hain bakwas hi karta hain.😡

++++++++++++++++++++

26 th day of November, 2013. this was a very unfortunate day in the history
of this show. the only hope of phans also crashed, as exact 7 pm (forgive if
timing is wrong, overwhelmed by grief), the heroine, the supposed love of life
tweeted she will also leave. the phans cried howled, refused to believe, shut
themselves in room and furiously t***ted her to stay, but the decision was
already made

grp 1-(crying hysterically) - why???? kyu huya humare saath aisa? nooo
this cant be possible.

grp 2 - I know right. how can she do this to us?

Grp 1- let me tw**t her again and request her...no beg her to stay.

Grp 2- leave yr, her decision, we should respect it.

Grp 1 (taking 360 degree approach from earlier crying, wiped her tears and
said proudly) - at least now she can concentrate properly on her films. I am so
proud of her 👏

the seer fan who had predicted, tear apart her tape from mouth and laughed evilly. (Ravan wala laugh😆)


 "I told u, bola tha, the heroine will also leave. dekha? "

both grp 1/ 2- pakka iss ne kala jadu kiya hoga. black magic you see.


0...O...0

the guy was shooting. he got a break and went to check on tw****r. the surprising part was, though his co start left, he was trending on a social networking site! he could not believe his eyes, and tweeted his fans how happy he is.

A guy from production house come to meet him and explained new cast will join him soon.

SM - ahaan, new cast...koi ladki bhi hogi kya?

The guy- err...woh to mujhe nahi pata.😕

SM- kash nayi ladki aye...pichli 5 ke saath to kuch baat bani nahi.

(my words- arahi hain beta, bas allah kare tere liye na ho...🤢)

The guy- wow sir, 5 ko handle kiya? thoda tips...pls.

SM- *blushing* *then suddenly serious* ACP Rawte ladkiyon ke peeche nahi, ladkiyan uske peeche bhagti hain.

The guy- kya vao kha rahe ho Sir, koi mili kya? mila sirf thullu.

SM- *chymaila* ek mukka maroonga kripa ani band ho jayegi kamine!!!!!

The guy- maaf kar do sahab.

though he was showing off to the guy, inside he was actually curious if there was any gal in the new entries. he was excited to shoot lovey dovey scenes with the gal. he was humming to himself.

 

main ladki ladki chillaoonga, shirt aur vest phad ke

jab tak ladki na mili, chain se na baithoonga

na director ko baithne doonga

unse lovey dovey scenes shoot karwaoonga

apne fans ko exciting wale tweets karoonga

apne show ko no.1 tak le jaooonga

main ladki ladki chillaoonga...

 

 

after reading this story, we can all sing this. Sing with me, please.😳

 

Ek haseena thi, ek khadoos tha

Kya sitam, kya sama, kya zamana tha

Ek ladki gayi, kahani adhoori reh gayi (Riya)

Fir ek ayi, par hotwa ka attention na payi (Aisha)

Fir ayi ek aur, jis ka na tha koi connection (Liza)

Par fans chahte the love story pe bhi attention!

Ek khadoos tha, kitne hassenayen thi

Kya sitam, kya sama, kya zamana thi...(chennai express affect)

Fir ayi ek pari, aur jagi sabki ummed (Sakshi)

Ab laga, akhir kaar, kuch to hoga sweet sweet

Dil lagaya, drooling kiya, in the hope

Inke bachhe bhi ho sakte hain future mein, ye tha scope!

Par nahi, tod diya dil iss zalim ne (read CVs)

Replace kr diya puri cast ko, mourning bana diya inhi ne

Bohot roya, bohot tarpe, but no fayda

But enough now! Humein bhi pata hain move on karne ka kayda !

Fir ayegi ek haseena, we are hoping for that

With holding our breaths, we are actually waiting for that.

Fir hogi nayi suruyat, with this title song

Oh yeah, match nahi ho raha lines, dont get me wrong (bhavnao ko samjho)

Ek haseena thi, ek khadoos tha

Kya sitam, kya shama, kya zamana tha...

 

 

 Author's note.

i have stopped watching this show, cant see it get ruined in front of my very eyes. still i keep updated. i am mad like you all on CVs, how they playing with our emotions, with this show, ACP's past, the faltu serial killer cases and the girls they are throwing at us to pair opposite him. the killing of whole ETF team was too much. as crying is not my type so i decided to present it all as a sarcastic way. hope you like it. do comment and hit the like button.


PS a hearty welcome to the new cast. all the best for them.

 

Edited by riyasarkar007 - 10 years ago
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Me too res 
But what is this for???
Unres
This is why u res this😲
My PiC is back with a bang👏 Me loving it😳
i lobbed that BM part so true😉

Edited by Leki - 10 years ago
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res
unres
finally our daring riya is back🤗
lovely
kya os hain boss😎
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

yaar tu yeh ideas kahan se laati hain

but seriously hats off to you

or end main song selection was awesome..

bechara jis ladki e saath romance karta hain sabh  maar jate hain pata abh lake ke saath karake experiment karna padhega.

kya pata yeh chal jaye formula yaa fir babaji ka thallu

but you rock.

but seriously i was watch arjun for sana khan and ariya but whe riya left i didnt watch that..

but hats off to you riya👏 👏 👏 👏👏 👏 👏 👏
Edited by ll_megha_ll - 10 years ago
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bloody hell IF glitch, all caps Buhahaahahaha invalid words? after 4 hours am unresing this. heights just heights !!!!😡

sorry for that weird PM to all. and sorry for this long ranting.
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seriously i don't knw wht cv's r tryng to do...??? N dats d reasn i too hd stopped watching Arjun coz ariya was my fav n wen sana left d show i totally lost my interest in it still m in dis forum coz i luv ariya n m only here for der stories n d amazng writers who writes it dats it...hope dat dis revamped show wrks for me atleast jst wish shalleen all d best hope dis show agn cums bck wid a bang jst hope so fingers crossed!
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res...
riii back with her os... yayyy🤗
*edited*
rii ki bachi.. it was kamal dhamal bemisal..!!
superb yar...!!!
ye kya kar diya... can't stop laughing girl...!! i lobb u
and the note seriously rocked... aur end mai wo song🤣 🤣 kaha se laati hai aise idea?😆😉
bechara 5 5 ke sath romance kiya but  end mai kya mila baba ji ka thullu😆 😆
loved the way you wrote it and the nick names haaye mar dala...🤣 🤣
aur is romance ke chakkar ne sabko mar dala...!!! 
in between those fights,,,🤣 🤣 🤣
awesome girl.. much needed one...  and the title... 👏
but on a serious note... really the show is ruined ...  lost all the hopes from this...!!! jis  chez pe concentrate karna chaiye wo to kiya nai...!! baki sab pe dhyan de liya...!!!
Edited by devildiva21 - 10 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣
Poor SM.
Jis larki se romance karti hain woh marjati hain🥺

Edited by laila1994 - 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: piupan

seriously i don't knw wht cv's r tryng to do...??? N dats d reasn i too hd stopped watching Arjun coz ariya was my fav n wen sana left d show i totally lost my interest in it still m in dis forum coz i luv ariya n m only here for der stories n d amazng writers who writes it dats it...hope dat dis revamped show wrks for me atleast jst wish shalleen all d best hope dis show agn cums bck wid a bang jst hope so fingers crossed!

i watched after Mrunal entry too...but circumstances changed. and overdose of serial killers😡 same here its a bad habit for me to check forum though there is nothing left now. heard they are showing arni again, hopefully if SIK enter i will try to watch. it had to be good or else 😡

shaaleen is talented guy, he will get show. but 4lions live up to its name to create historic shows and destroy it😡
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Rofl...
What a post (kalla jadu) hahahahaha (dil ki awaz) kea likha hy 4rm start 2 end & love sakshi anand n miss whole Etf team n en cvs ki to. . .