Originally posted by aamir18
AISH. YOU MUFFIN.
ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
I AM HAVING A DHAK DHAK HEART ATTACK
OMG. YOU OPENED YOUR FREAKING BAKERY. I AM GOING TO GO AND BAKE COOKIES ON SOBTI'S ABDOMINALS AND THEN I WILL GIFT PACK THEM AND SEND THEM TO YOU IN A CARE PACKAGE. WAIT. EVEN BETTER. I WILL GIVE YOU HIS BUTT. FRIED, IF YOU'D LIKE. IT IS NOW YOURS. I GIFT IT TO YOU (CAUSE OBVIOUSLY IT BELONGED TO ME TO START WITH). BAS. ENOUGH.
CAUSE THE DIWALI EDIT YOU MADE ME HAS CAUSED LADDOOS AND PESTO AND ARMADILLOS TO EXPLODE IN MY OVARIES. IT IS NOW POSSIBLE. YOU MADE IT POSSIBLE. I AM FREAKING OUT OVER HOW AWESOME IT IS. IS IT EVEN A REAL THING? OMG AISH.
WHY YOU SO PERFECT. HUH. YOU STUPID, PERFECT PERSON. YOU ARE SO AGGRAVATINGLY PERFECT. SFBUahdADASF. I WANT TO THROW BARUN AT YOUR STUPID FACE CAUSE YOU ARE SO EFFING PERFECT.
HUBBA HUBBA. BOJINGLES. GUACAMOLE. PITA BREAD. YUMMA YUMMA. CATS. KATNISS. SEVERUS SNAPE. ELLEN DEGENERES. COOTIES. TEDDYBEARS. JELLY. ZAYN MALIK. ANTEATERS. TEA. SHIT. CLOWNS. FARTS. TOWELS.
I have no words and everyone who visits ur shop will think ur friend with the ID aamir18 is a seriously mentally deranged person and needs to be reported, but I am SO blown away by your brilliance right now. I had estrogen pouring out of my ears after looking at my edit, and it made being on IF all worth it <3 You are such an amazing friend <3 And I love you so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so (I typed those "so's". copy-paste is for losers) much <3 I love my gift and its is puuurrrfect. Like its creator <3 And I love everything else. EVERYTHING.
GO AHEAD MOTHAFUKA. REPORT ME FOR THE CAPS. CAUSE THIS MUFFIN DESERVES THAT ISH.
I can't edit for my life, and I stopped trying after ur birthday, but as a return present I give you this as a token of my affection, like usual... saut to saut:
May all your estrogen's dreams come true <3 I LOVE YOU <3 I LOVE YOU <3 I LOVE YOU <3
I am in AWE of you right now <3 AHFJFHFKS
YOU'RE SO AWESOME I LOVE YOU. YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO LOVED. MUAH YOU'RE THE BEST AND KEEP CHUCKING BARUN AT ME I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!