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HUMM IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 09 November 2004 at 5:15am | IP Logged
HUSBAND :- (while entering home) HI DEAR, I HAVE LOGGED IN.
WIFE:- HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE?
HUSBAND :- BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.
WIFE:- BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN THE MORNING.
HUSBAND :- ERRONEOUS SYNTAX. ABORT-RETRY-IGNORE.
WIFE:- HAE BHAGWAN!! FORGET IT. WHERE'S YOUR SALARY?
HUSBAND :- FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTERSOME TIME.

WIFE:- ATLEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD, I CAN DO SOME
SHOPPING.
HUSBAND :- SHARING VIOLATION. ACCESS DENIED.
WIFE:- I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRYING YOU.
HUSBAND :- DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
WIFE:- YOU ARE USELESS.
HUSBAND :- BY DEFAULT.
WIFE:- WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING?

HUSBAND :- SYSTEM UNSTABLE. PRESS ANY KEY
WIFE :- WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS?
HUSBAND :- - HARD DISK FULL.
WIFE:- WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR
RECEPTIONIST?
HUSBAND :- THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.
WIFE:- WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE?
HUSBAND :- UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.
WIFE:- DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER?
HUSBAND :- TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
WIFE :- I WILL GO TO MY DAD'S HOUSE
HUSBAND :- THIS PROGRAM HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL
OPERATION AND WILL BE SHUT
DOWN.

WIFE:- I WILL LEAVE YOU FOREVER.
HUSBAND :- CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS AND LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER
USER.

WIFE:- IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU.
HUSBAND :- -SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.
WIFE:- I AM GOING.
HUSBAND :- ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.LOLLOL



Edited by HUMM - 09 November 2004 at 5:17am

nandiinii Senior Member
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Posted: 09 November 2004 at 10:21am | IP Logged
 GOOD ONE HUMM
HUMM IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 09 November 2004 at 1:08pm | IP Logged
THKS NANDINIIBig smile
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Posted: 09 November 2004 at 11:55pm | IP Logged

heeeeeheeeeeeeLOLLOL

Gud one!

*Anjali* IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 17 November 2004 at 3:31pm | IP Logged
LOL  HUMM!!!!! very very very funny!!!!!
cutereems IF-Veteran Member
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Posted: 18 November 2004 at 5:31am | IP Logged
Humm!!! its really funnyLOLLOLLOL
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Posted: 20 November 2004 at 3:33pm | IP Logged
hehehe nice humm
rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 20 November 2004 at 5:52pm | IP Logged
hahahah! very funny!LOL
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