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#Rajinikanth Jokes Thread# {task 6}

somergasm. IF-Stunnerz

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Posted: 11 September 2013 at 11:31am | IP Logged
Ma:Kanna Thongu Illata Poochandi pidichindu poiduvan.
(Sleep or else ghost will catch you)

Son: I'm not scared of ghosts.

Ma: Kanna thoongu illata Rajini vandhuvar.

(sleep or else Rajini will come)

Son: *Snores*

Such is the effect of our superstar here.

Heard this before???Cliched or bored of hearing HIS jokes
Do not worry we present before you Rajini Anna Khay Ganna in an altogether different style mind it...
 So guys and gals what are you waiting for hop into the Rajni Express 2013 and have the fun of your life..
Fun begins here..
*Tick Tock Tick Tock*

Edited by -iLoveSobti- - 11 September 2013 at 10:41pm

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somergasm. IF-Stunnerz

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Posted: 11 September 2013 at 11:37am | IP Logged

So lets start with some Rajni jokes as for starters

1.Why did Superman and Batman visit Rajnikanth? Because it was Teacher's Day.

 Rajinikanth is the only person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake.

 Rajinikanth once ordered idli in McDonald's and got it.

4. Rajinikanth can eat dosa with chopsticks.

5. Rajnikanth got his driver's licence at the age of 16 seconds.

7. Whenever Rajnikanth makes an error, its an invention.

8. If Rajnikanth was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.

9. An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai but Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonavala.

10. Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in another country via Bluetooth

11. The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth.

12. Rajinikanth knows Victorias secret.

13. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.

14. Einstein said: Everything is relative.
       Karunanidhi said: Relative is everything.
       Rajinikanth said: I am everything.

15. Rajninikanth can sneeze with his eyes open.

16. People update Facebook status via BlackBerry and iPhone. Rajinikanth updates his status via calculator.

17. Intel's new ad: 'Rajnikanth Inside'

18. When Alexander Bell first used his telephone, he realised he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.

19. Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds in his house!

20. Rajnikanth's next movie is called Twitter. He plays 140 characters.

Umm okay..somewhat liked it?? So hop on for the next station of Rajni one-liners..MIND IT!!


Edited by -iLoveSobti- - 11 September 2013 at 11:42am

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somergasm. IF-Stunnerz

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Posted: 11 September 2013 at 11:43am | IP Logged

Rajnikanth does not need a watch, he decides what time it is

When Rajnikanth calls 100, it is to ask if everything is OK !

When Rajnikanth is playing cricket, the rain has to cancel its raining due to the match

There is no CTL key in Rajnikanth's keyboard, He is always in Control

When Osama found that Rajnikanth is to help US to find him, he shot himself to death

If Dracula bites Rajnikanth, then Dracula becomes Rajni's follower

Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Rajnikanth stories

Rajnikanth already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life

Once a Police officer caught Rajnikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning

Rajnikanth can make onions cry!

Rajnikanth can watch the Radio !

Rajnikanth once took 15 wickets in an one day match

People call 100 for Police help, Police calls Rajnikanth for Help

Rajnikanth knows Victoria's Secret !

Rajnikanth built the hospital he was born in

Harvard got it's MBA from Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth knows the last digit of pi

Once Rajnikanth bite an apple and threw it away, not its is known as Apple computers logo

There is no April 1st in Rajni calendar, because no one can fool him

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Rajnikanth's shooting practice

Rajnikanth can Like a Facebook post even before it is posted

Rajnikanth died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet

Once Rajnikanth kicked a man, later he is remembered for being the first Man to Land on Moon

When anyone says "No one is Perfect", Rajnikanth takes it as a personal insult.

Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin !

Gmail's email address

Monalisa got her smile from Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth know "Choli ke peeche kya hai"

Rajanikanth got nobel prize in acting.

When Rajni wants the lights on, he simply turns the dark off !

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Rajnikanth

Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque... and the Bank bounced!

Rajnikanth can hit 6 sixes in one ball

Rajnikanth can play Tequila shot in Cricket

Rajnikanth stopped playing cricket these days, because even if he plays a defensive shot, it lands on moon

Once Stephen Hawking tried to convince Rajnikanth, He got what he deserved .

Rajnikanth counted to Infinity many times

Its a lie if any country other than India says that they have weapons of mass destruction, because Rajnikanth lives here.

Rajnikanth can drown a fish

Hollywood wants to make a movie Alien vs Rajnikanth, but they fear that Rajni may beat the Alien in just few seconds and people don't watch a few seconds movie.

Rajnikanth can play a Violin with a piano

Rajnikanth knows what came first Egg or Chicken !

Once death has "Near Rajnikanth experience"

Once Rajnikanth and Superman had a competition, The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants!

When Rajnikanth visits Intel's office, they change their caption "Rajni Inside"

Its only when Rajnikanth jumped onto earth from other planet, All the dinosaurs extincted

Rajnikant can make fire using two ice cubes

Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door

Guinness World Records requested Rajni to not compete, else their book becomes a single line "All Records Won by Rajnikanth"

Paul The Octopus was asked to predict Rajni's IQ... poor Paul!

Amitabh Bachchan maybe be the host but only Rajnikant knows Kaun banega crorepati !

Once Rajnikant kicked a horse in the chin.. It's decendents were found to be giraffes!!

When Rajnikant logs into twitter, twitter informs Rajnikant What's happening!

Rajnikant Accounting Answer Paper is Termed as "Accounting Standards"

When Rajnikanth plays skipping, we face Earth Quakes !

The earth spins faster when Rajnikanth goes for Running !

Rajnikanth can speak in Braille

Rajnikanth once went to The Virgin Islands, later it is know as  "The Islands"

Rajnikanth beat the Sun in Staring at each other Contest !

Rajnikanth tears can cure the Cancer, but the sad thing is Rajnikanth never cries

Rajnikanth can remember the Future !

Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.

Rajnikanth doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him

Rajnikanth can paste something even before he copy it

When Rajnikant logs on to, facebook updates its status message!

There are nothing like seasons, Its just Rajnikanth who changes the temperature when he gets bored !

Rajnikanth don't like the other side of Moon!  That's why its not visible from earth

Why Rajnikanth have less hair ?? In old days people used to use them to Cut Diamonds !

Rajnikanth completely read the book Facebook many times !

When Google wants to search something, they search Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth can divide by Zero !

Rajnikant can actually run faster than his own legs

Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

New theory in Astronomy is, Galaxies are actually Running away from Rajnikanth

Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 12 Seconds.

To score more than 1600 in GRE, write Rajnikanth as answer to every question

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Rajnikanth once emotionally break down, emotion begged him for mercy

Rajnikanth can build a snowman... out of rain.

When Rajnikanth asks you a question, there is no answer

Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Rajnikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth' PC will crash.

Rajnikanth can breathe in Vacuum

Rajnikanth can type a sentence on a calculator

Rajnikanth can judge a book by its Cover

Rajnikanth is the only weapon allowed inside an aeroplane

Rajnikanth's emails never come back Undelivered

Light just wishes it can one day beat Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth can smell the sound

Cigarettes smoked by Rajnikanth die from lung cancer

Actually Rajnikanth doesn't walk, he stays at one place and move the earth with his feet

Rajnikanth can break one side of a glass !

Rajnikanth can boil a egg in ice water

Rajnikanth wears sunglasses to protect the Sun from his powerful gaze


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-Nags- IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 12 September 2013 at 2:38am | IP Logged
Superb thread ClapClapClap

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Johny.S.Raj IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 12 September 2013 at 6:26am | IP Logged
LOL Awesome , Above all these he is a Superb man in Real Life too #Respect 

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Roshini1494 IF-Stunnerz

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Posted: 12 September 2013 at 7:12am | IP Logged
Let me read everything many Shocked

whatever...namma thalaivar dhan best Cool

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Posted: 12 September 2013 at 8:33am | IP Logged
yeppa.. ivlo long.. 
Thalaiva is the Best...

p/s: awesome thread

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Roshini1494 IF-Stunnerz

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Posted: 12 September 2013 at 9:21am | IP Logged
20. Rajnikanth's next movie is called Twitter. He plays 140 characters.
^ this is EPIC ROFL

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