Surprise Birthday girl!!I know I gave you a heart attack with that message of mine 🤣 🤣 You know you love me..let's keep it between us😉🤣 Enjoy ur thread :P
*On the phone*
Chikni Chameli: Where the eff is your freaking untimely ass.. Do u know how long Ive been waiting here.. two freaking hours jhgiusfhiua -_- Do I look like paro singing, Silsilee yeh chahat ka na maine bujhne diya..Ho, mere piya ab aaja re mere piya *mocks*
Bebo: Calm your outta control hormones, its not my fault HJ drives like a paranoid 60 year old lady.
Halkat Jawani: Shut up B do you want me to tell didi hitler how many stops I had to make for ur damn small bladder... *yells into the phone*.. the bitch went to the bathroom 5 times on a 2 hour drive!
Bebo *glares*
Dhanno: Uff shut up both of you, we are almost there! OMEMGEE i see you CC.
CC: oH REALLY?.. what am i wearing? -_-
Dhunno: uhhh .. ermmm.. well u know the usual.. NOTHING!
HJ: OH-KAY before CC kills someone over the phone Bebo hang up!
Dhunno: Pfftt i ain't scared of chameli ka tale shes got nothing on me *snapz* mmmhhmmm!
CC: What are you going to do? Run me over with your horse weight?
Bebo: Eeepp now i'm even more excited to get to NY it's already getting fun.
HJ: Yep gone in too much detail whilst planning this trip.. we should all be terrified.. i don't know why i agreed to this *facepalm*
Bebo: Cause i'm awesome and u guys love me sooo much
Dhunno: Ya thats it.. whatever helps you sleep at night.
Bebo: *scowls at dhunno*.. anyways bhudi aunty well see u in a couple.
CC: DONT CALL ME THAT im not that o-
*Before Chemelli could finish Bebo hung up and the angry beast in CC was awoken 😉*
***
*At the airport*
CC: Bebo..you hear me...hello..Haww! Just wait until you get here! *starts
grumbling to herself*
"I found your majnu"
"Wearing manhoose high heels and grumbling to herself like the Bitch Chameli she is instead of desperately waiting to see if her Laila is here. Yes I would say we found her"
*CC turns around and sees Challiya and Munni had arrived*
Munni: Such a skinny bitch, yup its definitely her *grins*
* CC shrieks, jumps on Munni, and kisses her on the cheek*
CC: Awwwh, I missed you too darling!
Munni: Aaah Bitch get off me!
CC: No need to throw a tantrum, I know you wanted it *winks*
Challiya: Bwahahah, I clicked a pic. This is so going on Facebook *evil grin*
CM: ugh facebook is sooo 2007 aint nobody got time for that
Bebo: HEY remember thats my line copyrighted and everything 😆
HJ: PLEASE bebo not now!
Bebo: *rolls eyes*
Dhunno: ahhh i can finally bitch about my items FACE TO FREAKING FACE
*CC pounces on dhunno*
CC: are u scared now?
Dhunki: OHH the usual our chameli burning another poor life with her Husn ki teelli *sigh* 🤣
CC: Awww i know im too sexy for yall *hugs dhunki after getting off of dhunno😉*
All: 🤣 🤣
Desi Girl: joke of the day 😆
HJ: and our mini is here YAY
Paro: *whilst dragging her luggage she spots the bunch* HELP guys i'm getting too old for this -_-
Chaliya: well at least u know 😆
Paro: getcho tiny ass up here and pick up my bags
Munni : wait you realize who youre asking? take a look again my darling :p
Dhunki: and here we go again being the only sane one here i suggest we get going.. like NOW!
Bebo: obviously i ain't driving.. meet you outside bitches :p
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*by CCs car*
Munni: ahh the infamous khatara.. we meet alas bwuahaha eh CC are we finally taking it to the dump *rubs hands*
CC: Shut up dont worry baby mama loves you *CC spoke as she rubbed the car*
Bebo: YO amigas how you guys doing *grins*
Munni: OHEMMYGISH i'm scared :O
CC: spill my sweety SPILL whats cooking up there *pats Bs head*
Bebo: NOT the hair! Don't ruin its perfection. and well i got a plan *wiggles eyebrows*
Munni: No shit.. like that wasn't already obvious from the way you were smiling that look in your eyes *shivers* how many plans has it ruined?
Bebo: Pffftt shut up that look makes them better *flips hair*
CC: You can practice flicking your Justin Bieber hair in Canada. . So plz get to the point before the others join us.
Bebo: Alright so the plan is to enjoy our day in NY and then head to disneyworld.
Munni: Disneyworld? Thats your big plan?
Bebo: well..uhh..yeah..CC explain to her na!
CC: Well, this would certainly be different. Why not ehh? Me is in the mood to play with a raj kumar ;)
CM: We are in the city of lights and yet we have only managed to make it out of the airport :|
Paro: For the first time i agree with CM. Lets get out of here girls.
HJ: Are you girls thinking what i am thinking *eyes glisten with glee*
Munni: Oh No!
CC: Oh yes baby!
All *scream*: Lets go SHOPPING!!!
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Bebo: AHHH victorias secret *looks at CC*... please please ppllleeassseee*pouts* come on bhudi aunty
CC: -_- really u expect me to go somewhere you like after you refer to me as old?.. nuh-uh.. and anyways what do you need from there OHHH look zaara lets go there!
Bebo: Bitch i need me some bras >_<
Munni : uhhh TMI
Dhunki: and how is that do u not where bras.. well no wonder ;).. theres no need
Dhunno: 🤣🤣
HJ: uhhh mind hurrying up.. Im hungry can we just go eat first?
CM: ok.. how about we rock paper scissors this
Paro: we aren't in preschool hun
Challiya: Pssst CC..Lets go get Munni some manhoose heels *giggles*
Munni: I heard that! and Nevaaar!
DG: OHEMGEE macaroons.. eeeppp they are all so colorful *while walking to the shop* COME TO MAMA!
HJ: finally someone agrees with me lets get so-
Bebo: NO BRAS FIRST then u can eat all you want!
CC: shut it bebo ur bras can wait!
Munni: hahah
Dhunno: guys!
Dhunki: uff lets just go get some food
HJ: THANK YOU.. sheesh
Dhunno:... uhh guys
Challiya: nah-ah bitches the heels are way more important
Dhunno: holy shit.. GUYSSS
All items: WHAT!?!
Dhunno: *fumbles back*.. our freaking car is being towed?
CC: MY BABY.. don't hold me back Bebo dont hold me back someones gonna die today!
Munni: ahhh FINALLY.. my prayers are being answered bwuahaha!
Bebo: well thanks to your prayers we don't have a ride -_-
Dhunki: well we still have HJs car :/
Bebo: ok how about this we somehow get everyone into her car and head to the police I CALL PASSENGER SEAT!
CC: *rolls eyes*.. whos driving?
Bebo: NOT HJ please i can't sit through the torture again.
Paro: ok then CC can drive.
HJ: Haww! Its my car!
CC: I am too depressed to drive *acts melodramatic*
DG: Oh for the love of God, let me drive!
*All items get into the car squirming and squishing one another*
CC: Get ur fat ass off my face Munni!
Munni: stop humping me with your chicken legs.. I mean its not even pleasing *shivers*
Bebo: shall i do the honors ;)
*Challiya plays song from ipod: *
tell me do you wanna kick it
in the backseat - I wanna get beside ya
In the backseat - so I can be yo' backseat driver!
Paro: Woooh! This is my jam baby! *starts moving her body and arms in a circle as if driving*
CM: you are maar dala-ing me Allaaah! *trying to move her face away from Paros ass and the disturbing view*
DG: I only have my permit, sit your asss down before I get pulled over!
HJ: *jumps on bebo* WE are going to DIE now you BITCH! You should have let me drive!
Bebo *Squirming for air*
Dhunki *grabs HJs face real close* : Look at me HJ and Breath..thats it Breath.
Dhanno: Are you guys going to like kiss now o_O
DG: COP!!!!
Challiya: Really! OMg where? I wanna ask him for some career advice :D
*Munni starts banging head on window*
Dhunki: I come all the way to U.S to enjoy it inside a cell. Just great -__-
*Cop turns on sirens*
CM: Stop the car already! This is not some COP show!
*Challiya plays song from ipod: *
Bad boys bad boys what you gonna do
What you gonna do when they come for you?!?
Munni: Bitch shut it!
Bebo: aaah I am too young to go to jail! CC save me!
CC: The things I do for you bitches. Okay first open your seat belt and then on the count of three I want you to pull over immediately and jump to the back seat, and take my place while I take yours.
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*DG swerves, the car tires squeal, before coming to a stop*
CC: Ouch..My nose MY NOSE!
DG: Omg , Im sorry.
All the other items: 🤣 🤣
CC: Just get in the back!
*CC and DG switch places right before the Cop comes with his flashlight*
Paro: *whispers* Work your magic babe.
Officer: Maam are you under intoxication tonight? Do you realize how fast you were going?
CC: ohh Officer! I..*sobs* we *sniffs* they stole my Damon!
Dhunki *whispers*: Yup we are so going to jail now -__-
Munni: *whispers* Its Kamini Chameli we are talking about here, the worlds biggest Zaalim. The kamini will live up to her name, just watch.
Officer: Would you step out Maam please, I think you may have had too much to drink tonight.
CC: OMG its them. Right behind you officer!
*Officer turns around and before he knew it CC slams her foot on the accelerator*
CC: Hold on tight bitches!
Paro: aaah ahhh ahhh! I am gonna die! *screams for her life*
CM: Oh shut up, at least then you can go live happily ever after in hell with your deva, and i can stop pretending i like him.
Bebo: Woot woot! I love you CC!
Dhunki: I never doubted her for a second 8-)
ALL: Right 🤣
***
HJ: Im Hungry *stomach growls*
CC: I think we lost him for good. I am going to pull over at the gas station, we need some gas and you guys can get something to eat.
Challiya: So much for NY shopping.
Munni: Another of my prayers answered. *starts dancing like a boss*
Dhanno: *rolls eyes * God must really love ya ..now answer my prayer and get out of the car.
Bebo: OH my GOD...stop fighting! I am so hungry I could eat a horse *glares at Dhanno*
Dhunno: Eyes away bitch this horse ain't for sale.
Bebo: So girl go get me some doritos and fuzzy peaches ;)... my stomach will really thank you and so will Dhunno 🤣
Munni: ughh Im too tired you guys go ahead Ill stay back
**Everyone other than CC, B and munni leave*
Bebo: kay guys we down with the plan?
CC: whats first?
Munni: meds hehehe this is exciting *jumps up and down*
*CC looks through her purse and spots the pils*
CC: So we mix this into her drink?
Bebo: Yep ;D
Munni: wait by the way whos gonna look after her i mean munni was not meant to badnamed in these kinda situations
Bebo: Pfft it aint gonna be me aint nobody got time for that.
CC: *sigh* is this what it feels like to be a mother?
Bebo: hmmm basically minus the dreadful, risky, bloody . painful yet magical moment of childbirth ya!
CC: O_o
Munni: guys GUYS remember mission give HJ a dose of some item tarka aka drown her in sleeping pills should probably go underway now so B stop scarring CC and lets get back to work.
***
*the rest of the items arrive back by the car and unload the food*
Dhunno: Who bought this arizona?
HJ: MEEE hand it over uff so thirsty!
*HJ opens the drink and takes down a big gulp*
Bebo: *whispers* perfect time to do it CC u ready captain hen?
CC: ai ai *saloots*
Hj: someone hold my drink while I get into the car.
*B pushes CC* Bebo: CC volunteers uhh hehe
HJ: ohhh-kay *raised eyebrow* here *hands over the drink to CC*
*Without missing the opportunity CC spikes the drink hoping HJ didn't notice*
CC: why am i feeling so bad about this?
Munni: cuz you're an idiot - _-
Bebo: just remember this is for her good.
*CC hands back the drink and the items hit the road*
***
*Whilst on their way*
HJ: ughh guys Im so dizzy for some reason *rubs forehead*
Dhunki: youre probably just tired.
Paro: ya girl just go to sleep :)
*HJ lays back shuts her eyes and in no time is fast asleep*
*Seeing this Bebo jumps up in her seat* Bebo: Ok bitches listen up
Dhunno: what did you do?
CC: i swear it was all her idea if anything goes wrong *puts hands up* go after her
Bebo: trator *glares*.. anyways so me and CC ya u heard right had a plan.. we also may have gotten munni to come in on it.. hehe
Challiya: i always knew she was evil -_-
*Bebo explained how HJ is drugged and its all part of the surprise for her birthday coming up*
Munni: Girlies keep your mouths shut till the time comes
DG: YO were halfway there wanna stop by a motel?
CM: Ya im tired by the way wheres paro?
Paro: Over here.. HELLO I cant breath get her fat ass off of me
*Dhunki gets HJs limb body off of Paro*
Chaliya: There *points out the window* I see a motel err ya
Bebo: Why is the half naked lady standing outside the front door O_o
CC: ermm i dont see any other place here. also we have no other option and we aren't gonna be long so lets just risk it.
*the item girls got a room and stayed there the night*
***
*next morning*
HJ: AHHH when did this happen?!.. how when why what WHAT AM I GONNA TELL MY MOM *faints*
CC: WHAT THE EFF?! *CC moves off of HJ and sits up*.. well at least the trauma of having a girl on top of her caused her to to go unconscious ;)
Bebo: HI5 told ya itd work *raises collar* i'm just too smart hehe
CC: Bitch Please
Dhunnki: wait wha-what? somebody call? *half asleep*
Bebo: ya *throws a pillow at munni and chaliya* getcho asses up and wake the rest up.. it's time to hit the road
*After the items minus HJ devour their breakfast the posey yet again continues their journey to disney world where a surprise for the one particular item waits her way*
***
DG: *thud* OHEMGEE we are freggin here WE ARE FREGGIN HERE someone catch me!
Bebo: Pfft ain't nobody got time for that
DG: *rolls eyes*
CC: *slaps Bs head* stop messing around and think about what we are suppose to do about HJ.
Bebo: uhh wake her up the surprise is gonna happen in 5 minutes
Munni: no need shes doing the honors haha
CM: OHMYGAWD shes getting up *shakes paro* SHES GETTING UP what do we do?!
Dhunki: first we shut you up here have a lollypop
Dhunno: i want a lollipop
Dhunki: uhh that was the last one
Paro: LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE i saw u buying like three bags back at the gas station
DG: gimmi the PINK one
Dhunno: OUT OF MY WAY gimmi a lollypop *pounces on Dhunki*
CC, Bebo, and Munni: WHAT THE hell is going?! O_O
Challiya: do something they are going insane over a freaking lollypop *sigh* i wonder how i'm related to u guys
HJ: . guys.. ouch
Munni: K guys im going in there *attempts to break the cat fight* IF I DON'T MAKE IT CC U CAN HAVE MY MUNNA
HJ: Guuyyysss
CC: errr be safe *whispers* NOT
Bebo: 🤣
HJ: GUYSSS i'm up and my head's gonnna explode
*All the items stopped in their tracks shock written on their faces in their expressions*
Bebo: ONE MORE MINUTE BITCHES
CC: k halkat well explain everything later for now just look up at the sky
*HJ got up barely restraining her balance and looked up with her hazy eyes focusing hard*
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HJ: *covers mouth whilst turning towards the rest*
All items: SURPRISE WE LOVE YOU
*group hug*
Bebo: OHEMMYGISH thats prince charming over there AHHH YO dude ya you MAKE ME YOUR CINDERELLA
All items: *MAJOR FACEPALM*
THE BEGINNING of a new adventure ;)
(Credit for GIFs and other images to the all mighty Tumblr/Google, keeping us all sane, but the praise worthy creativity is presented to you by the one and only INsane BC 😆 the D is currently on a hiatus )
-Maggie-
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