ARIYA congrats dear :)if dazzlerz - Page 3

Originally posted by: nidhirohan

post dedicated to ariya 🤗 

some cakes 😛

  

some crackers 

 

some ballons 😆

 

lets dance 

        

some baakwaas jokes  

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.
Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.😆😆

Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now! 

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad! 

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi  

Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai 

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. 
All were busy writing except Banta. 
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" 

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,

Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain 

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife

Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife

CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife

Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey 

Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday 

some creations 😛 

😛Thanks NR for this warm POST most welcome dear as it 's lot fro me 😛

😳love your funny jokes too 😳

Originally posted by: deepaligupta197

                  ARIYA ON TURNING GREEN!!!!

Originally posted by: hkp11

Nice congrats post NR on Ariya's becoming an IF Dazzlerz 😉

    Ariya on becoming an IF Dazzler!!! 🤗  😉

Thankoo Hina 🤗