FS : yo thare bandhu ki lugai

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'' ye matlab ye kya kar diya aapne ji!!'' : hamari toh.. Hamari toh naukari ka sawal hai..
Ye kaise report banaya aapne? Riya ji? : Asked ajrun very scared for gawaing his naukri..

Arjun : shree, tgoda kasht karne wo jo naukri dat com hai, hamari pehchan patra ke saath, hamari kundali.. Ma ma.. Matlab biodanta bhar do!!
Ka kare ab aise report sw toh hamri naukri jane ki baat samne aa gayi!

Riya : kya sir! Manne thare ye je umeed na thi! Nai.. Katayi na thi!
Aap aisa kaise kar sakte hain!

Arjun : toh aap report kaise bana sakte hain!

Riya : you aise kagaz ko printer mai dalo, phir ei keybard se type karo.. Aur phir nikalo..

Arjun : kya?

Riya : yo ghacha ghach ghaca ghac print aur ka? Mai toh bolu hun, je aankde kabhi galat na howe hain!

Shree : riya ne kiya hai report submit is the , now arjun sir is vating far suspension letter is the!


Arjun with very heavy hear, : riya ji situation ko samjhiye!

Riya : yo ab samajh ke ka karna! Report toh maine submit kar diya se!

Arjun : aur ye jo inpho likha hayi idhar! Ye ka hai?

Chotu : aap ne sameer sir ki, sare chakkar ki, sare galfrnds ki.. Matlab jitni bhi hai..

Thuddd.. Chotu was caressing his cheeks..

Riya : abbe sidhe patri pe aa!

Chotu : galfrinds ki list nikal ni baat kahi thi ye wo hai ji!

Aarjun : par ye itne sare namm!! Annu, bhavna, ankita, sarthika aur kitna??
( don't even think to kill me after this.. Mhara phaida! Alreay deadwa! )

riya : yo toh aap thare bandu se pucho, kathe kathe account khol ke ralha! Ke band bhi na kiye aur dushre mai direct transfar..
Mai bolu hun mhara report kabhi galat na howe hain.

Arjun : ji aap chinta mat kijiye! Abhi phone karte hain hum unsko!


Shree : sahaab ji gaye hain kolhapur is the.. Nahi aayenge kal tab sabere is the ...


Riya : yo ab manne samaj aa raha hayi.. Aankdo ke hisab se yo seventy far percent logon mai , jinke 3-4 gal firend howe unmai se farty two percent logon aain mauke pe , yo pakde jane ke darr se uudan khatole mai sawar ho jate hain..


* Mai lut gayi barbaad ho gayi.. Mhara Bind kahi chala gaya..usse dhund ko lao.. Warna diya bujh jayega* : aisha enters while sobbing.

Riya : diya bujh gayi.. Tel na daal ke aayi thi sabere??

Aisha glared at her : mhari zindegi ki diya! Mhare sindoor ka diya!

Arjun looked at her in confusion : ye mohtarma kaun hai , mukharjee ji!

Riya : yo thare Bandhu ki lugaai!

Arjun : in shock : bandhu ki lugaai.. Lagan kab hua hai uska!

Riya : wo toh sirf state band ka reprt tha! Reserve bank ka abi pura thodi kiya hain!
Mhara record, aankde kavhi galat na howe hain!

+ Aarrrjun : meri lipstick gum ho gayi hai.. Dhund doge plss..+
BG : mmmuuhaaa
: sakshi enters looking at her small rounded mirror.. And she bumped on aisha!!

Ops sorry!! Laghi tho nahii!! : said saksi!

Sakshi : aarrrjun!! Meri lipstick mili ya nahi!!

Aisha in anger : aathe mhari kismat phooti! Aur thari aankh bhi phooti!! Aaina chodo dujo ki sakal bhi dekho!


Arjun looked at her : MV : aaun nauuu... ( oh No!! With bg!)

* kya kaha tha maine aapse
aap uss tharkey ko dhund lenge na!
Mujhe vada kar ke kisi aur ke saath phurr! Dekhiye agar wo nahi mila toh.. Mai aapki kursi chin lungi. Aapko naukari se nikalwa dungi! Aap ka jeena muskil kar dungi.. Aapko chain se jine nahi dungi..aapka daana paani band karwa dungi huff * : said ankita while entering in the hall.

Arjun : aari oo chotu kitne gal friends thhe re?

Chotu : ye jo list ki, tishre page ki, thishre number ki, jo khubsurat si..

Thudd..

Riya : abey thari gaadi phir patiri se niche chali gayi..

Chotu : mera matlab wo jo sukanya hai, ye wo hain!

Arjun : aachhha!

*1st gal : main tumhari aankhe noch lungi.. Agar uski taraf aankh utha ke bhi dekha..

2nd : mujhe tum jaise se baat nahi kari! Bade aaye mere Rathodsa pe dore daalne

1st :* ji wo toh mere hain!

2nd : nahi mere hain!! *


riya heard noise outside the office!

Arjun : ye ka ho raha hai?

Shree : khadi dono bahar ladki is the!! Kare hain dono billi fight is the!!

Riya : roko inko!! Kahi billi fight se bull fight na start karle! Arjun sir ko toh kuch hoga nahi! Muft mai hum mare jayenge!

Arjun in confusion : maine kya kiya?

Riya : sir aap yo jo din pe din yo shirt ki kalar change karte hain na! Aab saandh bhi confusia gaye hain ki aapko rakhe ye mare!

Riya : shree jao bahar aur dono kanyaon ko pakad ke lao!!

Shree goes out and brought both the gals!

Arjun : ab ye kaun hai?

Chotu : sir wo.. Then he remembered his previous slaps and said, wo list hai dhund lijiye!

Arjun : toh aap hai bhavna! He asked the lady who was nt interested in listening the other gal! Aaur aap hai sarthika, who was ready to nochifying the aankh of her opposie lady!

Ankita n aisha in union : ii dono kaun hai!


Riya : Thari sautaniyan!!


Edited by Vampire-queen - 10 years ago

Aisha and ankita looked at sarthika and bhavna in blood boiled anger!!



* Damn itt yaha itna shor sarba kyun hai!! EtF office hai ya mela* rathod entered with a lady who was blushing.

Riya : jyo sir aa gaye!
Ab sara mazra saaf hoi jayega!

Arjun : aagaye kuwanr sa!!

Rathod : kya?? Aur ye kya hai?

Arjun : mela nahi.. Tumhare naam se matrimonial aur dating site ka pilan ban raha hai iha!

Rathod : kya??? Aur itne sare ladkiyaan!!??

Arjun : haan!! Then his eyes went on the gal who was wih rathod.

Arjun : ye kaun hai!!

Rathod : ye annu! Meri *blush* wife.

Arjun : kaminey, kal 3G mobile ki baat ka kahi, tu uss speed mai shaadi bhi karke le aayi dulhaniya ko!

Rathod : samjho yaar! Masa ne kaha tha!

Arjun : kya masa ko pata hai, tere itne ladkiyon ke saath jis wifi se jude ho?

Rathod : ye kaun hai, mai nahi janta!

Riya : aankde kabhi galat na howe hain! Aankdo ke hisaab se ye jo fifty six parcent ladke jinke bahaut sare gal firands howe hain, unmaise tharty eight parcent ladke, jo kal single the matlab ab shadi suda hai.. Wo apne gal friends ko pehchaan te nahi!

Aihsa: diya bujh gaya! She sighed!
Mhara account close hua bhi na! Tanne dushi lugai le aayi ghar mai!

Ankita : mera toh account bhi na khula tha! Siraf form apply kita tha!

Sameer : arre band karo ye drama!!

Sakshi : lipstick ko chodo.. Mera nail polish gum ho gaya!

Arjun : mv : aaun naauuu!

Aisha : tu mhare gahr chal thare ko juta polish dungi mai! Mhari kismat phut gayi ! Thari nakhun tut gayi!

Ankita : i want justice.. Muje justice chahiye! Iss aadmi ko band karo lockup mai! Warna mai tumhare daana pani band karwa dungi!
She yelled on arjun.

Riya : yo tu watar supply karti hai? Jo inka daana pani band karwa degi!

Rathod : mujhe lockup mai daloge! Teri naukri pyaari nahi hai tujhe!

Arjun : ye toh bada dharm sankat! Duty karo toh bhi piroblam, na karo toh bhi..

Shree : problem phase hai sir aise is the! Jaise phase the inke bhai yudhistir is the!


Riya : na!! Manne toh je kuch aur hi lagat hai!
Rathod sir toh inhe pehchaan ne se rahe! Phir mazra ka hai!!
Chotuuu!

All the gals started shouting, except annu , and bhavna!

Riya : tum dono bhi karlo.. Puri karlo kasar apni!!

After some minutes!
Chotu came back!

Chotu : madam, ye rathod sir hai, na, in ladkiyon ko hain na, thuddd..

All looked at them!

Chotu : madar aap hi TT ko badal do! Mhari train patri mai aane se raha!

Riya : abey!d bol ka bola na hai!

Chotu in her ears told something!


After Two hours::::


riya : bas kanya log thoda aur vait kar lo!! Aapki mujrim aate hi honge!!

A guy enters along with liza!

Liza : yo listen, the case is al about ki, jo report jo diye gaye the! Wo..

Riya : liza, thare microscope kam pad gaye lab ma!!

Liza : sary madam ji!

Liza : yo look bladies, ths guy is your culprit!

All looked at him. The man is exactly looking like Rathod!


Rathod even got shocked!!

Riya : ii hai aaplogon ka dosi! Behzaad khan!

BK looked at all the ladies staring at him!

Riya : inko pehchaan te ho!!

BK : nahi!!

All ladies stood up from their seats!

BK : i was just jookiiinngg.

Arjun : toh kaise jante ho insabko! Aur hume sab pata hai!

BK: hum ek actor hun! Aur documentary film bana raha tha ! Aur ye log mil gaye!

Arjun : toh galfriend banane ki kya jarurat thi!

BK : aab phan pholowers hai ! Kitne ka dil todenge! Sare pholow karte hain! Humse bhaga na gaya!
Aur iss chakkar ma itne sare chakar ban gaye!

Now all gals runned towards him and beat him balck and blue! Rathod was enjoying while annu was feeling sad!

Rathod : arre tumhe kya hua?

Annu : usko maar rahe hain!

Rathod : toh marne do na! Tumhe ka?

Annu: hum bhi unke pholowers the! Thare se oo samaj kar lagan kar liye!!

Rathod : what the! Damn itt!
He fainted and shree took him toh hospital along with BK!!

Riya : phew.. Finally mazara khatam hui gawa!!

Liza returned after giving them treatment!
But she ment some other gals on the way!

Liza : sir there ere some gals looking for you! She said to arjun.

Arjun : kaun hai wo??

Liza : sir naam toh yahi bataya tha, zuby, piya, anika, amrita!!

Riya started at him.

Sakshi : sniffing!! Khoi thissue lao!! My boy frnd ditched me!!

Riya : aankde kabhi galat na howe hain, un fifty six parcet boy firsend ki jo gar firend howe hain, unmai se, 6 mai se ek gal firend uss boy firend ki dhulayi karti hai!!
Demo toh aap dekh hi chuke honge!!

Arjun looked at riya ! She was angry like hell.

Arjun : mind voice : ii sandhi aaj kalar pehchaan gayi lagta hai! Aaj na chdegi mujhe!




The end!

Aap sach main jaan na chahate hain arjun ka ka hua??


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Edited by Vampire-queen - 10 years ago

Sorry ! Mere sense of humor aise crap niklega ! I have no idea 😆

but writing something funny after so long!!

Jo phekna hai pheko!!

Aur bhavna di, annu di, ankita di!! Apni beheniyan ko daantiyo mat😔

hope you all like it!

Anku di and annu di really missing you!😭 love you ❤️.

can we res now??? :o Edited by devildiva21 - 10 years ago

lol thank god... warna i would have definately been lobbed by you🤣😉
willl read n edit tom 😃

omg...m rofling!!
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awesome part
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had fun while reading
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Vampy 🤣 🤣

lob ya anki...❤️muah..

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