The hall had been decorated with multi-coloured streamers flowing all around the ceiling accompanied by the purple and green balloons sprawled on the floor.
Saraa - Hey all!
Saraa comes on the stage with a mic in her hand and a smile on her face, only to be pulled back by someone.
Tia - Goodbye Ball!
Tia [Whispering to Saraa] You need to go lose some of that extra fat Saraa, I can take the stage for you
Tia turned and whispered at a huffing Saraa who now stood without a mic in her hand and there definitely was no smile on her face.
Tia - So people, we're all here to celebrate the birthday of our dearest, noblest, kindest, sweetest, prettiest, most beautiful...
*10 minutes later*
..most amazing, beautiful, disciplined, caring..
*Another 10 minutes later*
...cutest, most awesome, helpful, mind-blowing...
Fariha - And the people have been tortured enough! (Saying this Fariha pushed Tia as she lands at the bottom step of the stage and continues) Yeah Gun is all of that (In the crowd Gun can be seen blushing), especially when she bribes her team to say the nicest things about her (No sooner did the words escape that Fariha clutched her mouth in realization as she saw Gun glaring at her) Jeez, just kidding, I am also on her team, and she definitely did not give me these awesome stilettos I swear.
Everyone giggled as Fariha got down trying to pacify and making amends to Gun who was huffing with her nose red as Fariha followed her around.
Hershi - I think we've all established the fact that this is Gun's birthday party. If you all could please gather around the cake so that we can cut it.
'Hershey's chocolates, Hershey's chocolates' the voice resonated throughout, making people turn and catch the chocolates that came flying their way. Hershi immediately threw the mic which swiftly landed on Saraa's head as she saw the stars of the daylight and ran behind the voice.
Amna - These aren't the Hershey bars, they are just normal chocolates.
"I never said these were Hershey's bars, I meant these belonged to Hershi" Pooja yelled and ran off as she saw Hershi stalling her with Fariha's stilettos in hand.
Just then another figure enters the stage.
Fatima - 🤡
People looked on amused, expecting something.
Fatima - 🤣
Confusion clouded everyone's faces.
Jenifer - Oh will you shut up already! (Coming in front of Fatima, Jenifer started to speak, and boy, no mic could do justice to the way her voice boomed across the hall) You useless people, you're not really needed here. It's a private party, only for the weirdo's who belong to Bollycurry. So the rest of you, can flee the scene before I do some real damage. (She laughs wickedly as the crowd frantically rushes towards the door and makes an exit)
Sonia - Told you all Jen was capable of things beyond our imagination. But nai, you had to see a live example. Go ahead, challenge her again. This time ask her to evacuate a metro station instead of a party hall, so that there's at least a hope that we might win the bet.
Amna - What are we gonna tell Gun? Now that all the guests have left, she won't feel all that good.
They all looked at each other and shouted at once.
'I'm not doing it'
Except for one person, who was still holding her head?
Saraa - No! I don't wanna do it either. (She whined as she was pushed in the direction where Gun was being followed by Fariha)
Everybody stood in anticipation, as few minutes later, Fariha and Saraa came out, their heads hung low.
Aradhna - Do I need to catch up? I'd like to forgo the catching up.. just summarise for me all that Saraa, Amna and Pooja did, please.
A second later, Gun's voice reached their ears before she came jumping into the room, moving her limbs in what looked like a victory dance as she hummed la lala lala la lala lala.
Hershi - Looks like bechari ko sadma laga hai (She whispered to them) Gun are you okay? (She placed a hand on Gun's shoulder)
Gun - I feel so happy. You guys, this is the best day of my life. You know how we all had a bet if Jen can send off the guests from my party.
Gur - No no no, not we, you did not know anything about the bet. It was the rest of us who placed that bet.
Gun - Well, the next time you don't want me to know, avoid including Fairy (Fariha tried to hide behind the pillar as everyone glared at her) Like I was saying, I too pitched in some money. But unlike you all, I put my money in Jen's favour. Needless to say, I won a humongous amount, that is all of your money, so it's very natural for me to be dancing around.
Everyone gaped with their mouths wide open and eyes growing bigger than possible.
Gun - Anyways, I'll take off now. This money in my clutch seems to be screaming at me, to spend it asap. Plus moving to a new place takes a lot of money; I'll keep some of it as your good wishes. But that doesn't mean you're off the hook, I shall be expecting some good house-warming presents too.
Sending a flying kiss in everyone's direction, Gun walked off to accessorize herself while the rest of them were too shocked to react.
A few seconds later, they all sat down with sad faces, rueful at the way the events had turned up. If you think this is what they would do, dude you just don't know them.
As soon as Gun left, all of them hogged on the cake with the speed of the wind. The other appetizers also finished in a similar manner after which the dance floor suffered it all.
Gun or no Gun, the party kept going on.
Aaashh! If only things happened like we wanted them to. But Gun's birthday party is so much different than how it could've been. Yeah! Yeah! She has this traditional party where all love her so much, the venue is decorated according to her taste, she's got gifts, lots of them and she gets the biggest piece of cake too (Aaarrrghhh!). I guess its okay; it's her day after all (Sigh).
Let
us just tell you that Sonia and Gur are the wise ones. While, Saraa,
Pooja and Amna happen to be the naughty spammers. Fariha is the "late
lateef" while Fatima talks in her own language which is emoticons. Jen
is...well, Jen. Tia and Hershi are the coolest of the gang while Aradhna
is still catching up on the conversation. But Gunia, you're the best
out of this lot. Because you're the coolest Alpha and friend anyone
could ask for.
With that dedication from the BollyCurry (especially the Drama Central group) out of the way. There's something special that Shifali and I would like to show to you guys, well we're not going to do the traditional first posts of Gunia (which I might add would be fun if we did add those) but no, we're going to show to you exactly how Gunia talks to us about..well, everything on WhatsApp. This is her special style:
This is how she started talking to me (Saraa) one fine day asking about her birthday preps.
And then she continued with her interrogation of what her friends are planning on doing.
And apparently, she's scared..of what? I don't know. Let's find out together.
Ignorance is a bliss, right Unz?
Now
that we have the embarrassing stuff out of the way, this is just
something I really appreciate about her, whatever she has going on in
her life never comes between her attitude towards others. Love you Unz!
NEVER CHANGE! 🤗
Embarrassing moments over and out! 😃
^That's Gunia at the moment. We're pretty sure! 🤣
But come on over everyone, group hug time! We're finally done making the thread of the year! 😃
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