A day before Angad and Mishty's engagement......its gonna behilarious since much heartbreak already awaits us in Ekta Mayee's pseudo-creative streaks!
Angad and Kripa are standing at the Outhouse window in Kripa's room in a stormy night and this time Angad used the door.
Angad(lounging in a rockchair):" I am so sorry Kripa...hum-tum saath
nahiin ho sake..but can't help it. I was getting sick n tired of your
tantrums.Jab se meri life mein aayee ho meri life ko Sholay picture ka
frame bana diya hai..drama, drama, drama"
Kripa( casually drying her pink nail enamel):"Oh shut up Angad! Tum kya
apne aapko Clint Eastwood aur Hugh Jackman ki cocktail samajhte ho? I
have better choice...."
Angad:" Kyun? Ab Prithvi ki bari hai kya shaheed hone ki? Theek hai,
poor chap...kab se bathroom ki queue mein khada hai......go ahead mere
saath Goa gayee thi, uske saath Ghatkoppar chali jaao.I am bored of you
in any case."
Kripa:" You are right...main bhi tumhari ye gorgeous shakal dekhte
dekhte aur girls se tumhe bachaate bachate sick n tired ho gayee
hoon.Can't handle a rockstar boyfriend...ye to tum shukr manaao ki
hamaare ding-dong ka koi result nahiin nikla varna tumse shaadi karne
ke liye mujhe Prerna aur Tulsi ki hybrid banana padta. Lucky you Angad!"
Angad:" hahaha, they don't call me Angad-the-man for nothing.Too bad..I
was only physically attracted to you....uske aage gaadi chali nahiin.Am
so happy, ab roz-roz tumhari rondu-pondu shakal nahiin dekhni
padegi.....tumhe baahon mein uthaana nahiin padega...woh downmarket
ice-gole nahiin khaane padenge.Sigh! Mishty may not be able to handle
her skirts but at least she has got class!"
Kripa: "Hmmmmm...THIRD CLASS! Tabhi to tum se shaadi kar rahi hai,
guitar ke toote-phoote string!Anyway, ab mujhe do zaroori kaam hain.Get
lost, we aren't cootchie-cooing anymore."
Angad gets up and goes near her: "Kaam?KAUN SA KAAM?Rona to tumhe kal hai, am getting engaged tomorrow."
Kripa :" Well, first, tumhari aur Mishtoo ki engagement ke liye mujhe
ek sizzling outfit khareedna hai......secondly, ab mera dil Manan
par aa gaya hai aur mujhe use kal subah tak patana hai and that's
really easy for Masoom Kripa.Ab jaao."
Angad(looking bewildered):" Manan? Prithvi ka kya hoga?"
Kripa:"Prithvi? Jaaoongi na uske paas bhi...apni aur Manan ki shaadi ke liye Aashirwaad lene!"
Edited by nitica_82 - 24 May 2005 at 1:35am