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Posted: 03 August 2013 at 3:07pm | IP Logged
On PP request - Here is a small start from me...

Raaz Gayab Lungi Ka

At bureau

Phone Rings...Daya picks the phone listens and puts back the phone

Daya: Sir... Shahrukh aur deepika ke Chennai express ke shooting ke dauraan ek dancer ko kisi ne goli maar ke hatya kar di


Qualis arrives at the shooting site

Trio Get down the qualis and walk towards dead body... They examine the body

Rohit : Sir.. hum gaana shoot kar rahe the.. yeh dancer Shahrukh aur Deepika ke ek dum peeche khada tha

Abhijeet: Sir... yahaan toh ithne saare dancers hai... same costume mein... 

ACP: Haan Abhijeet... sab log lungi pehne hue the...lagtha hai...shooter is bheed mein Shahrukh ko nishaana lagaana mein chook gaya...

Daya: Rohit ji.. hume is shooting ki video chahiye

At Bureau

Everyone watched Lungi dance

Mucho ko thoda round ghumake
Anna ke Jaisa Chashma Lagake
coconut mai Lasi Milake
aajao sare mood banake

all the Rajni Fans
Dont Miss the Chance
all the Rajni Fans
Dont Miss the Chance

Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance, Lungi dance, Lungi dance
Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance, Lungi dance, Lungi dance
Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance, Lungi dance, Lungi dance
Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance, Lungi dance, Lungi dance

*Bang*

ACP: tumne dekha... Daya kya hua... 
Daya: Sir.. woh aadmi Deepika aur Shahrukh ke  ek dum peeche khada tha
ACP: Nahi Daya woh nahi...
Abhijeet: Phir Kya sir...

ACP: Abhijeet.. Lungi dance song mein.. Shahrukh ne Lungi nahi pehni... !!!

Daya: Haan sir... us ne toh jeans pehna hai

ACP: Kuch toh Gadbad hai Daya.. Kuch toh Gadbad hai... aakhir Shahrukh ki Lungi gayi kahaan... hume Sharukh se baat karna chahiye

SRK Arrives at the bureau

ACP: Hume aapse kuch sawaal karne hai... us hatyaare tak pahhonchne ke liye
SRK: haan sir.. bilkul...

Abhijeet: Yeh jo gaana hai aapka.. Lungi dance.. usmein.. sab logon ne Lungi pehni hui hai.. Lekin. sirf aapne Jeans pehna hai.. aisa kyon...

SRK: Haan.. sir.. woh actually.. Pehle Rohit ne yeh decide kiya tha ki sab log Lungi mein dance karenge.. .. 

Abhijeet : Phir kya hua...

SRK: phir.. achaanak.. is gaane ki shooting waale din.. meri Lungi gaayab hogayi... extra Lungi thi nahi.. toh mai.. group mein Jeans ke saath hi khada ho gaya.. Phir Rohit ko laga ki.. mazaa aajaayega jab Lungi dance mein Lungi nahi hogi

Daya & Abhijeet giggle

ACP: Nahi Shahrukh ji.. aapki Lungi.. aaise hi gaayab nahi hui.. mujhe lagtha hai.. use gaayab kiya gaya tha

Abhijeet : Matlab sir... jaan boojh ke .. gaayab kiya ... taaki Shahrukh ji alag costume mein ho aur pehchaan mein aaya

ACP: haan Abhijeet ... 

Daya: Sir ... yeh lungi hi hume humaare hatyaare tak pahoonchayegi...

ACP: Haan Daya... Hume pehle pata karna hoga.. ki yeh lungi gayi toh gayi kahaan!!!

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Posted: 03 August 2013 at 4:29pm | IP Logged
Thanks for that astonish di! Exactly the typical story I wanted to see...haha that's awesome and hilarious ROFL okay let me carry on and do part 2

Raaz Gayab Lungi Ka Part 2

At the shooting site again

Daya, Abhijeet, ACP, Purvi and Rajat arrive at the shooting site again.

ACP: Purvi Rajat tum dono ya ka chappa chappa chaan maro aur dekho ki voh lungi gayi toh gayi kaha...hamare haato se bachke kaha jayegi voh lungi!! Cool

Purvi and Rajat: Yes sir (they start searching)

Abhijeet: Sir ab toh yeh lungi hi sab raaz kho li gi. Thumbs Up

Daya: Lekin sir mujhe ek baat samaj mai nahi aa rahi... Confused

ACP: Voh kya? Confused

Daya: Ye hi ki aap ko kyu lagta hain ki lungi issi shooting site pe khooni ne chupa rakhi hain...? Question

ACP: Voh issi liye Daya kyo ki jab Shahrukh ki lungi gayab hui toh khooni janta tha ki agar voh yaha se gayab hua jab sab log talaashre hain toh ussi pe shack parega sabka Approve

Abhijeet: Haan sir aur issi liye usne socha ki voh lungi jald se jald issi site pe chupayega aur kisi ko shack bhi nahi parega.  Wink

Rohit: Lekin sir hame lungi tabh bhi nahi mili thi toh ab kya mili gi? Tongue

Daya: Mili gi mili gi ab bas dhekte jaye... Big smile

Purvi pulls out the lungi from the shooting site store room Shocked

Purvi: Sir...

ACP: Haan Purvi kuch mila? Question

Purvi: Haan sir yeh dekhiye...voh lungi mil gayi...vah pe uss store room se mili...iss bag ke andar mili... Confused

ACP: Kya?! Yeh bag kis ka hain?!! *after long silence*... koi bolta kyu nahi? bolti band kardi na hum CID walo ne na?! Embarrassed

Abhijeet: Ab kaha se mili hume Shahrukh ki lungi...haan...*he shouts* kis ka bag hain ye batao?!!! Angry

Rohit: Sir voh sir voh yeh... Disapprove

Daya: Jaldi bolo daro mat... Smile

Rohit: Yeh toh Deepika ki hairdresser Anjali ka bag hain Shocked

ACP: Deepika ki hairdresser? Kya bulao usse abhi...kaha hai voh? Evil Smile

The make up artist: Sir voh toh abhi 2-3 ganto phele yaha se chali gayi yeh khekar ki uski maa ki tabait karab hain aur usse Delhi ke liye nikal na padega... Ouch

Daya: Haan sab khooni yahi khekar bhag jate hain...accha Purvi iin sabke naam aur number likhlo Big smile

Purvi: Yes sir (she starts noting it down)

Suddenly Rajat notices something after looking at the lungi for a long time...

Rajat: Sir yeh dekhiye iss lungi pe toh todha sa khoon laga hua hain!!

ACP: Haan Rajat...arre arre yeh dekho iss bag gi toh zip bhi tooti hui hai aur bohot nukili ho rakhi hai... Shocked

Daya: Iss ka matlab ki uss khooni ka haath kat gaya bag jaldi mai khol kar aur usne uss hi kathe hue haath se iss lungi ko bag mai dal diya...

ACP: Bilkul sahi Daya!

Rajat: Sir phir toh ham iss khoon ke DNA aur Deepika ke hairdresser ka DNA match kar kar dekh sakte hain.

ACP: Haan ab yeh case khool ta jah raha hai...chalo iss hairdresser Anjali ke ghar ja kar dekhte hain DNA match karne ke liye uska hairbrush bhi utta lenge Wink

Abhijeet: Accha hum chalte hain agar zaroorat padhi toh pareshan karenge... Smile

Rajat: Ab toh Salunkhe sir hi iss lungi ko pharenge Wink

Daya: Haan chalo unke pas... Thumbs Up

Asto you do lab part 3 lungi investigation as my lab knowledge is weak haha LOL and I can do part 4 Anjali's house...oh yeah this story writing on lungi and SRK is going fun...I am loving it...woohoo we wrote a story I'm so happy...Dancinglets see if we can fit Deepika into it as well. Wink

Friends do give valuable feedback to mine and asto's lungi story and especially Visrom! ROFL


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Posted: 03 August 2013 at 6:03pm | IP Logged
Spent over 5 hours shopping for new clothes today. I hate shopping and today proved it! 5 hours main sirf 5 pants aur 5 shirts liye. LOL

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Posted: 03 August 2013 at 6:37pm | IP Logged
ahaha asto you answered my question which I asked in Idol contest thread as to why SRK is not wearing lungi in lungi song??!! Lungi gayab ho gayi lol LOL

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Posted: 03 August 2013 at 8:16pm | IP Logged
ROFL


Arey you both should post thisin the funny thread asto and pp...even my brain is filled with ideas...ROFL


But i have promised myself not to touch laptop during weekend . Will try continuing thru tab later. Tongue

Edited by visrom - 03 August 2013 at 8:16pm

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Posted: 03 August 2013 at 8:32pm | IP Logged
PP...when you are free, pleaee post these in the funny stories thread. If you don't know where it is, Google for 'Funny stories by CIDians'




My version...




Acp: Abhijeey, Daya...is gaayab lungi ko dhoondne ke liye tum dono ko bhi us dancers ke beech mein jaana hoga.


Abhijeet: Theek hai sir...


Acp: meri poori baat suno Abhijeet...tum kahin se bhi dancer nahi lag rahe ho.


Abhijeet: kya keh rahe hain sir Ouch 2010 ke gallantry awards mein sab logon ne mera mazaak udaaya, isliye itna mehnat karke Maine zee awards ke liye dance seekha...abhi mere pair mein dard ho raha hai practice karke...aur aap yeh keh rahe hain ki main dancer nahi lagta...aaj aapne meri aisi insult ki hai...Unhappy


Acp: senti banne ki zaroorat nahi hai Abhijeet...mere kehne ka matlab tha ki tum yeh cardboard coat pehenkar dancers ke beech mein nahi jaa sakte...tumhe bhi lungi pehenna hoga.


Abhijeet: Shocked sir ...mujhe lungi pehenkar chalna nahi aata...aur aap dance ki baat kar rahe hain...


Daya: sir yeh lungi toh standard height walon ke liye hai...mujhe toh koi bedsheet ya curtain pehenna hoga. Ouch


Acp: sab kaam kabhi na kabhi pehli baar karna padta hai...ab lungi pehno aur dono ghus jaao dance mein...




Rest...left to our imagination...Tongue




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Posted: 03 August 2013 at 8:43pm | IP Logged
Am watching the episode. I think i'm imagining things. But didn't Dhenchu die? 
Btw, this Raaz Gayab Lunghi Ka is amazing and hilarious!

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Posted: 03 August 2013 at 9:57pm | IP Logged
ROFL Vissy... Bedsheet size ki lungi... !!!!

@PP: Currently getting ready for my trip.. had a bad start of the day... so struggling with headache.. will try to continue at the airport.. Someone else can also try.. if you wish to Smile

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