Jokes, jokes, and more jokes
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|An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head.|
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now.".
|Did you hear about the scientist who crossed a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker?|
He got a bird that not only delivers messages to their destination, but knocks on the door when it gets there.
|Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?|
A: The taste.
|A couple were sitting in the living room watching TV when the phone rang.|
Husband picked it up, listened for a minute then screamed, "How the hell would I know? Call the weather bureau!"
Wife: "What was that all about?"
Husband replied, "Aw, it was just some dumb dork wanting to know if the coast was clear".
|Titanic is going to be drowned. Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God, just then a passenger asked the captain of the ship.|
Passenger: How far is land, from here?
Captain: Two miles...
Passenger: Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
Captsin: .....!@#$% ...??
Passenger: Just tell me which side, land is two miles from here ?
|Women are like computers...|
as soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
|My wife ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"|
The driver said, "No, jump in!".
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