Originally posted by Gumrah...
Morning! I can't remember the last time, i checked IF the moment i woke up lol
. I have been informed you were on the hot seat this week so was overly excited to grill ya !
Right, i am trying to do like 100 things at once now, but here is what i do. I shall post you the same questions i have asked previously BUT cos you're special my love, i will ask you new, questions too later on, in the evening/night.
Ps. me Participate in the serious threads? I barely participate these days, so forget serious hona
first most! my Set 9 question i have asked two previous MOTW-ERs and it has NEVER been answered, so i please break the trend of avoiding set 9 and give it a shot! DO NOT RUN AWAY FROM 9!
Pick any 9 members from the forum, either current or ex-members, and answer the following questions, using those 9 members.
1. In a few lines, describe what you expect them to be like in their real life. For example do you expect them to be an introvert/extrovert, what sector/field you imagine them to be working/studying in, what class, and where in the world do you imagine them living in, and anything else you may want to add.
2. Where do you see those 9 members in ten years from now.
3. Dedicate those 9 members a colour that suits their online personality.
4. What do you think their zodiac sign is and explain the reason behind your decision. I am not sure what you knowledge is like on Astrology, here is a link that may help you to come to your conclusion, it explains the 12 zodiac signs briefly.
5. From those 9 members, which one of them do you find most interesting, and why?
6. From those 9 members, which one of them do you find least interesting, and why?
7. Assign those 9 members to celebrities that may resemble them, either in terms of looks, or personality or any other reason. Explain your reason.
8. Imagine those 9 members are in a party together, briefly describe what you imagine each of them doing in a party, and what conservation do you think will be taking place between them?
9. The 9 members are involved in a plane crash and you have the power to save only one. Which one member will be the survivor that doesn't get buried anywhere?
Oye Hoye jaana! Your entry was awaited!
Ow, does it have to be Nine? I don't know that many people here, I haven't been around for AGES. I'll do Seven. As it is, your question is humongous.
The members I'm gonna talk about are----- You, fair_n_luvly, King Anu, RTH, Mister K, BTV and Rehanism.
- Extrovert, ain't no secret that.
You already do work somewhere, but since the question is what I think is the fittest job for you, I'll say Television Programme/Talk Show anchor. Pasand aya na?
Where you'd be ten years down: VJ on MTV.
Colour most suitable: Bright shocking pink.
Probable Star Sign: Leo. (said it cuz I KNOW it. :P)
: Quiet, reticent and calm. Also, sweet, understanding and homely. I visualize her working (in future) as a teacher in a Junior school.
Where you'd be ten years down: Working as a head of a Child Rights NGO.
Colour most suitable: Scarlet.
Probable star sign: Aquarius.
King Anu: Mature, shy and diplomatic. I expect him to be somewhat of an introvert in his real life and a man of few words, based on his choice of wording and sentence structuring on the forum. He, in my opinion, would be best suited as a Counselor.
Where you'd be ten years down: Writing books on Politics and Society in Pakistan.
Colour most suitable: Yellow.
Probable star sign: Gemini
RTH : She already said she was an introvert in real life. Her posts show depth of knowledge and a wondrous treasure trove of vocabulary. She'd do good as an author of a Thesaurus or Encyclopedia.
Where you'd be ten years down: Directing Greek-mythology themed movies.
Colour most suitable: Acid green.
Probable star sign: Sagittarius.
Mister K: K is mercurial, straightforward and assertive, sometimes to a degree that comes across as overbearing. He, like RTH, is a Whiz with jawbreakers. I'd imagine him as a retired Professor of Physics/Philosophy.
Where you'd be ten years down: Founder of a Theosophical Society.
Colour most suitable: Grey.
Probable Star Sign: Libra
Beyond the Veil: Articulate and earnest debater, likes to explain everything in laid-out details. Would do well as a Movie/Book critic.
Where you'd be ten years down
: Gossip columnist for a popular Tabloid, bringing stars to blushes by scandalous exposes.
Colour Most suitable: Maroon.
Probable star sign: Pisces
Rehanism: A fierce defender of Atheism, he's humble and down-to-earth, yet his passion for the subject of debate shows through in his posts and writing style. The most apt profession for him would be either a Human Rights lawyer or an NGO Activist.
Where you'd be ten years down: Best-selling author of several books on Human Rights and Religious Extremism.
Colour Most Suitable: Blue.
Probable star sign: Virgo
I find all of them interesting, in some way or the other.
Members meet at a Party:
Mister K was sitting quietly in a corner, lost in thoughts, his hand absent-mindedly twirling his flute of iced champagne. People pass by him, but he looks through them, barely nodding to a few "Hi!"s thrown his direction.
The extravagant decors filled his mind with distaste. "I wonder which glorious nincompoop throws such an obscenely exorbitant social for their pet Poodle's Birthday? A Herculean waste. Bah!" He threw an angry glance at RTH, who had dragged him here.
Actually, they were on a bet. The week before, him and RTH had been engaged in a thundering debate on the definition of frivolity and the limits up to which it should be within an soul-bearing homo sapiens' ability to withstand a reasonably generous amount of it. Both had reached a deadlock, with even Mister K. having exhausted his voluminous verbal dictionary and resorting to a " Fine!!!! By the Lord, It's put up or shut up time then!" and agreeing to attend RTH's old school buddy's poodle Foxy's Birthday Party.
Now sitting here, he regretted it. The environment, not to forget the FRIVOLOUS need to celebrate the birth of a meagre canine that necessitated the party, was biting upon his nerves. "For the love of the nailed-on Lord!" he exclaimed sadly.
Far at the end of the hall, King Anu was seen giving cordial smiles to a friend of the host. (The host was the friend of Anu, Rehan, Gumrah and Fair_n_luvly as well, and BTV and Mr K were there as guest-bring-alongs of RTH.).
The host butted in and asked, "So, how's it going, Kingy?"
Anu, with his trademark tight-lipped smile, said, "I'm fine, lol. Btw, this is quite an unusual theme for a party. lol. Now, I hope your Foxy likes other foxes, or she won't take too kindly to me. Now, please wait a while, while I go look for Gumrah, lol"
Gumrah, meanwhile, was standing on the washroom floor, critically studying her face in the mirror. "Huh...my kajal is smudged".
Coming out absent-mindedly, she bumped into Anu, who was coming for her.
"Anuuu!!!!!", she gave out a squeal! "Whoa, whoa, whoa, you here! Love ya, how's you keepin sheepin? Btw, do you think my kajal on the left eye is looking a little smudged?".
Anu:" No, kuri, you looking absolutely fine. Nobody'll notice that tiny smudge, lol".
Fair_n_luvly, meanwhile, had just arrived.
Spotting Gumrah, she went over to greet her.
"My, my! Shad, you look gawjus!" she said with a wink. "I look plain though. :("
"Awww, naughty, Fairie, fishing for compliments? You look DIVINEEE! Main sadke javaa", said Gumrah, beaming.
Fair_n_luvly's face tightened a little bit. "Shad, this isn't funny", she said in an annoyed tone.
"Btw Mahi, how do I look in this dress? How do you rate it from 1-10? Meanwhile look around at all the other girls in the party and rate their dresses too. Thank you!" added Gumrah. Before Mahi aka Fari_n_Luvly could respond,she was gone, but not before shouting a "XOXO"!
Beyond the veil was having a bad time. His feet had been twice trampled on, he'd collided with three fat men in succession, and somebody poured red wine mistakenly over his spotlessly White Tux. He was sour.
Spotting RTH, he angrily headed off to her. "Hey Sarina, what kind of people are you friends with nowadays? I agreed to come along ditching my important Conference Meet just because I owed you a favour. And this is what I tied with in this mangy Poodly Party? By what logic in the fair wide world should I be expected to subserviently take all this undue punishment upon my unblemished soul for a furry canine-for-the-affluent?", he puffed breathlessly, his face red with anger.
RTH tried to calm him down, "Calm, brother. Else you'll upset Wepwawet."
"Who?", BTV said, unable to comprehend. " Wet--what?"
"Not wet. Wep-wa-wet, The Egyptian God with the head of a dog. You'll upset him if you go around throwing insults to poor canines. Now listen to me, remember what I told you about the Love Handle? There she is. Look."
BTV swung around in the direction RTH was pointing to. Sure enough, there was Love Handle, or the Hosts' husband's sister who had earned the nickname Love Handles by her love for slinky gowns on a distressingly cellulite-icious figure.
"Yuck!", snarled BTV, his face contorting with disgust, "What on earth can be acceptable logic to wear a dress like that when you have a body resembling a baby sperm whale?"
RTH nodded in agreement. "The first time I was unfortunate enough to bear witness to this eminently disturbing spectacle at another evening social, I thought 'Argus, there goes my eyes'. There should a be a Law passed in the US Senate against obese people wearing anything less than cape-like apparel that covers the entire abdomen, arms as well as thighs to at least five inches below the knee. Think anybody has the guts to start the Victoria Beckham Party in protest of these Love Handle tortures on innocent eyes?"
Both RTH and BTV laughed bitchily and slapped each others' backs. BTV's bad mood was wearing off.
"And what exactly do you mean by that, RTH? May I know?"
Rehanism had slipped up from the behind which neither RTH or BTV had noticed.
"Pardon me if this sounds offensive, but I do think its extremely unfair to wish legal bindings on what someone should or should not wear. In a Free country that proudly proclaims its democratic status, any thought of such an autocratic law would undermine the sincerity of thought lent to Democracy by the Heads of States. What you said, therefore, is in my opinion, only becoming of a Theocratic state ruled by religious fundamentalists that limit people's freedom in the name of Morality. Thank you".
Having finished his speech, Rehanism motioned a waiter and lifted off a glass of juice from the tray.
"Good day to you all, gentlemen. Long live Freedom and Democracy". A smile and he was gone.
Edit: Had missed the Plane Crash question:
I'll save... The pilot, maybe? Then all would be saved.
Edited by krystal_watz - 29 June 2013 at 5:59am