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Kashmakash S2 Th 4 Chap 10 Pg 101 July 01 (Page 140)

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Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

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Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine... happily they drink and left next day headline ~ Braking News ~ "Blood Bank Robbed"

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Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
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Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p
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Why I hate CID...
Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha ??
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki
Behen Ho...

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Population control system in NEPAL.
HUM
DO
HAMARE
DO
Uske baad jitne ho,
sare INDIA bhej do!

uuu shaaab jiii
momoz lelo momoz...

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Lessons in marketing :-

It takes only 1 Aishwarya to sell a Diamond...
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and 3 Abhisheks to sell a Simcard...:D
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Teacher: tell me the names of all the planets..,!!!
Studnt: venus... earth...mars...:-/
Teacher: aur suna
Studnt: bs bdiya..,tu suna...;-):-D:-D:-P

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