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CC#63 ZZ, Tussi Jaa Rahe Ho?! Tussi Na Jao! [IO] (Page 20)

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babys net isn't working
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I got this fwd on whatsapp

Plz forgive me if u die laughing

This is an actual letter taken from the Times of India in response to a 'Marriage Proposal' advertisement:

Madam,
I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna. I am seeing ur advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper. So I decide to press myself on u and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me.

I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside Patna. I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School, Bezna Road.

I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly. I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my balls. My balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them.

I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am happy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft because I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are on top. That is how nice I am.

I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so.

I am keep fitting everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how I pumping the dumb bells in the jim. And now good muscles are come outing everywhere.

I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you will come and take my things into your hands.

RIP ENGLISH
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Yeah toh sad mein bhi hot dikhta hai ;-)


There is no electricity in Fari's home and area and she woke up early
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Posted: 27 June 2013 at 4:55am | IP Logged
Is that a gif La???
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Posted: 27 June 2013 at 5:07am | IP Logged
Originally posted by lazyleaves

Is that a gif La???

Yes ... both are gifs :D
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lol lazy :P
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I am free free free :D

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