Posted: 26 June 2013 at 8:09am | IP Logged
Originally posted by -Aimz-
LOL Originally posted by FingerFetish
Originally posted by -Aimz-
Is it just me or did your Mom had a habit of watching that "Friends" TV Show when you were still inside? Because I swear, you're helluva hillarious person! In fact, I would compare your height of hilarity to Asad's height of dumbass-ness, lol.
But tell you what, I have been quite sadistic through this whole "Haey mein lut gaya, barabaad hoagaya"
Asad phase. It's high time the Indian Shows move on from the oh-so-bechaari, kismat ki maari
heroines' crapfest, where they stand with their heads bowed, the pallu clutched in their hand and of course the personal Niagara Falls from the kaajal waali eyes. It's all about progression, you know
And danda? What danda lol? Dumbass or jackass (as well as having a great ass), these Indian heroes do not have pain sensors in their skin. Nada, the biology doesn't apply in these shows (heroine falling from a super-high cliff, saved by the hero and instead of going to a hospital, both having eyesex- anyone?) except when the couple has to make babies...then comes the "Bheege Hont Tere" song
Oh shucks *blushes and
kicks random rock* you're making me blush with all these compliments!
Unfortunately my mother did not watch 'Friends' when I was dying out of
boredom inside. I think my sense of humour emerged after I was exposed
to Indian Television Drama, Lol! All those red dupaatas that flew over
the mountains and outlived the hero and heroine after 80 year leaps placed a severe impact on my life.
*Gasps* That is sadism to the very core!
I'm glad your enjoying seeing the hero beating his chest and breaking
his glass bangles against the wooden bench of the bed haha! However in
my eyes I can now picture him wearing a dance anklet with me shouting
'NAACH ASAD NAACH!' in my most masculine voice. The heroines have
contributed enough tears for the Nile River, I don't need the heroes to start competing with them as well.
Bravo! You nailed it with the mentioning of heroes having a common attribute. A sexy ass!
They have absolutely no pain receptors. I demand to know what kind of sorcery this is! Have you noticed that the heroines also do not have a phobia of heights? I mean c'mon! At least one of them should be afraid of heights! So when they're dangling from a cliff, instead of eyesexing the hero, they should be shouting 'GET ME UP! GET ME UP!'.
Oh the funniest is when the hero is drowning (because the evil villain either shot him or hit his head) and so the heroine screams out his name. Then what does she do? She dives into the water to rescue him. But...DEN DEN DENNN the heroine cannot swim! Instead of saving the hero, she ends up drowning and the poor sucker of a hero has to force himself to regain consciousness so he can save his so-called saviour.
That one always embarrasses me!
Lol, I think we can just go on about the idiocy these Indian Shows feed us day after day and then just to make amends, they would show this steaming hot scene where the hero would caress the heroine's back and open her dori in a slow-y touchy way (notice how she is ALWAYS wearing a blouse with a dori in times like this) and an almost kiss where the hero takes 5 minutes to pin his lady love against the wall, 10 minutes to brush her hair off and cup her face, another 10 minutes to finally bring his lips close to her enticing ones and then, BLOODY HELL, the mobile rings, the fuse blows, the volcano erupts and what not
Ohmyohmyohmy. I can NOT unsee it now. Asad with his classical thumkay and the anklet going chan chan chan
. You forgot the part where he would walk towards the mazaar amidst those golden autumn leaves fluttering about (even though it's clearly springitme) and once there, kneeling down and crying out, "Ya Allah, why would you do this to me? HOW can you do this to me? Mein aap se naaraz hogaya hun, BAS!"
I know rigghhttt? The eyesex goes on even after they have probably examined every microscopic detail of each others' sclera, pupil and aqueous humour as well as counted the number of eyelashes and all
And SERIOUSLY? They have shown this failed rescue attempt? The feminist in me is gritting her teeth and balling her fists. You see, THIS is why I have such a diabolical approach towards Asad's barbaadi
! I just pictured everything you pointed
out and boy did it make me laugh. 99% of the time, the heroine is
dressed in hand-me-downs but the very moment a steaming hot romance
scene is being shown, she miraculously changes into a seductive sari
that can be easily played with ;) Oh and when he pulls the dori, she
arches her back in pleasure all the time. Do not forget the facial
caress. He will caress her jaw INTENSELY! The jaw caressing is so
INTENSE that I swear the hero would obtain a PHD in memorizing and
sculpting the heroines jawline. Then when he moves in for a kiss (as
mentioned above), a lot of shit
happens to prevent it. Most
likely a annoying family member will not know how to mind their own
business and would knock on the door or the damn heroine would whisper
Heroine: 'Koi ayega' (Lock the effing door you dumb ass and nobody will come!)
: 'aneh doh' (Yeah right mate. You're all talk. The moment she shouts out your mums name, you're the first to push away). Heroine
: 'Koi dekhlega' (Ever heard of ROMANCING in private
: 'Dekh lenedo' (Spineless prick. Has no shame).
LMFAO! I think our imagination will eventually be successful in turning us off from Asad. Period!
Now when I see him on screen, I'm going to imagine his classical thumkay and chan chan anklet
I love how after examining every eye feature, none of them feel awkward. If a guy were to eyesex me, I would either think he is an obsessed psychopath or that something MUST be on my face. Yep! Ekta Kapoor is very fond of those kind of 'dive-into-the-water-and-drown-heroines.
Edited by FingerFetish - 26 June 2013 at 8:10am