Kool's reporting from base : Onir slapped in PR
Yup . Saint Onir got a resounding thappad from saas . The tradition of the Karanjkars [ slapping damads] lives on in full glory .
What happened was this .
The Holy Aai overheard Vampire Shalini telling Saint Onir to disclose to all that she was his wife .
So a shocked Holy Aai confronted both of them .
At first she tried pointing fingers at Vampire Shalini and acting righteous with her .
But Vampire Shalini was unfazed . She told her sarcastically to ask her own sainted daughter [ who felt that her lovechild born out of wedlock was more acceptable than an extra wife . The wife would have been gladly accepted if she was an ex with uncontrollable feelings that just didn't allow her to move on . But the position of 'wife' changed all . It made Sanskaari Purvi a mistress and Pari the pavitra bachi ilegitimate.]
Then the Holy Aai [ realizing the repercussions of that act] slapped Saint Onir . It was bad enough that her sister had been a keep of a gunda now her daughter had been one too . Inspite of the wonderful sanskaars given so painstakingly over the years .
All watched open mouthed .
Baba Manav gallantly ran to his wife' s side to be there for her . He blasted Saint Onir .
The Holy Aai was beside herself in tears of rage . She told Saint Onir that he was a DHONGI . That he had given her daughter DHOKA .[ The dhoka that her daughter had given other by swapping babies was nothing in front of this . It paled .]
Soham caught Saint Onir' s collar and wanted to hit him for deceiving his sister . The poor thing met such rotten men ! Absolute jerks were in her kismet . First that rich jerk had made her pregnant and dumped her now this jerk had made her a keep and dumped her .
Savita and the Pope were totally astounded .
Sadhu Varsha prayed in her mind for world peace .
Damodar sighed , thought of the free daaru in the party and gave up . He made the appropriate shocked face .
If a cute boiled potato can be imagined with an open mouth and a shocked face , Prince Arjun can be summed up in the viewer's mind . He just knew it ! Saint Onir was upto no good , he had known it for days . So the jerk was sleeping around with 2 women ! [ Well , thought the Prince , not exactly. He was NOT sleeping with his ex , he had confided about his fake , illusory sex life in his friendship bouts . And the Prince HAD done it many times but that was different . It was for a noble cause .]
Sage DK was glad that sonny boy had not been the one to receive the slap . He had observed his cold snub earlier when his dazzling samdhan had refused his son's bouquet and had been much disturbed . Of course the absolutely gorgeous lady was not to be blamed . Sonny boy had been a handful for years even to him , ever since his hormones had gotten out of control after attaining puberty .Sage DK had mastered the art of camoflauging his real feelings behind that expressionless face . The lad was so exasperating at times .
Sage DK was also thankful that HE had not been slapped . One never knew with the Karanjkars . They didn't hesitate to slap damads , what was there to stop them from slapping samdhis ? Sage DK had been lucky so far . Not that he would have minded the slap from Archana . He would have infact been titillated .
Teju and Sachu looked on like loyal props .
Vampire Shalini sneered after the slap , unfazed as ever . [ I am loving this woman .] She said who wants to be in this party anyway and dragged Saint Onir home , storming out with her head held high .
Prince Arjun snapped out of his stunned mode and drove to Saint Onir's house excitedly . Now Purvi was at last gonna be his ! But before that Prince Arjun wanted closure to his secret grief by giving the saint a good ol sock on the jaw . He had watched the Saint for days now dancing and pawing his ex helplessly . The legality had made him helpless . But not now .
So to the disapproval of the zapped vampires [ Kinshuk and Shalini] Prince Arjun socked Saint Onir till his lips bled .
The vampires told him to relax . Clearly his hormones were out of control . Prince Arjun , felt the experienced vampires , was slightly sick.
Saint Onir remained stoic and calm after the painful sock . He told Prince Arjun to leave with chilled dignity .
Here what happened , Sanskaari Purvi pulled a timely missing stunt .
So the Holy Aai started berating herself for slapping her .
The Pope got her asthma attack . She too berated herself for driving the sanskaari waaris out for doing mooh kaala . Kaala moohs can be washed and made white again but now the dear girl was unreachable .
Sadhu Varsha did dutifully Fus Fus in her mouth and prayed even harder for world peace .
Sachu felt quite scared . All he had done was ask her if Purvi had come there . He was unused to these tamashas like Baba Manav who had been an experienced damad of the house .
Soham was more smarter . He went to Annoying Gauri's house , saw Pari there and told Annoying Gauri to tell Purvi to phone him when she returned .
Then he hurried home to tell the family that he knew of Sanskaari Purvi's whereabouts .
Baba Manav has vowed to bring her home to the D house to please the grief stricken Aai . He wants no rukawat in his romantic nights . Bad Ovi can be damned . She had gone to Canada anyways .
This has somewhat pleased the weeping Aai .
Precap shows Sanskaari Purvi seeing divorce papers in Prince Arjun's car .
Moral of the story : Archana's daughter has a diamond studded butt and all the Deshmukhs are naukars despatched to find her as if they were searching the holy grail .
Question of the day : Which mother leaves her baby unattended and pulls a freaky missing stunt ?
Answer : The mother with the diamond studded butt .
Conclusion : Baba Manav is gonna do the kharcha of Archana's daughter , her baby when his own daughter is working her living in Canada and when Archana's daughter destroyed his house like a tornado .
All so romantic and right na guys ??
Kools signing off for the day . Enjoy guys and ciao .
Edited by devashree_h - 03 November 2013 at 5:39am