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Posted: 25 May 2013 at 12:05am | IP Logged

Sneak Peak of EXTRA INNINGS (Pre Match Show)

May 26, 2013 (SUNDAY)

IPL 2013 FINAL Chennai Super Lungis vs Neeta Bhabhi Hugz Team Mumbai, at Eden Gardens Kolkata

Jhamping-Jhapaak, Jhamping-Jhapaak, Jhamping-Jhapaak, Jhamping-Jhapaak,

Jhamping-Jhapaak,------------------------------Gili Gili Aye-O!!! Dancing ------------- Jhaming-Jhapaak, Jhamping-Jhapaak, Jhamping-Jhapaak, Jhamping-Jhapaak,

Jhamping-Jhapaak,------------------------------Gili Gili Aye-O!!! Dancing

And the show gets unleashed on viewers!Evil Smile

MAREEZ RAJA (Looking Sick as ever):Confused Good evening ladies and gentlemen, Assalam-waleikum sabhi ko, aaj hai Final ki shaam, --------------------------Tonight is the big night...The Big Final between Chennai Super Lungis and Neeta Bhabhi Hugzz Team Mumbai. --------------- Qualifier-one mein Delhi ke Ferozeshah Kotla Maidan par Lungiyaan lehraayi thhi aur Mumbai ki team ko karaari shikasht ka saamna karna pada thha. -------------------------Dekhna hai ki kya aaj ek baar phir, FINAL Mein, ------------Kolkata ka Eden Gardens Aasmaan mein lehraati hui Peeli-Peeli Lungiyaan dekhega, ya phir is baar Neeta Bhabhi Mumbai ke har khilaadi ko Jhappiyaan, Pappiyaan dengi------------------------------Shocked





JUMPING SIDHU: Dancing-----Brrruaaah!!!! Oye Main kehta hoon Pretenders have been kicked aside,Dancing Contenders have come to the forefront!Day Dreaming------------------Dekho Mareez, ---------Jungle mein Maindhak poori raat tarraya karte hain, Sher sirf ek baar dahaadta hai-----Oye Sher dahaadta hai, jab Sher shikaar pe nikalta hai! Aur aaj muquabla hai Chennai ke bahadur Sheron ka, -----Mumbai ke furteele Cheeton se------Oye!Dancing



MADIRA BEEDI (special guest---giggles foolishly): Hehehehe! Sidhu Paa Ji, Tiger roars not just for hunting.Shocked It roars giving a mating call as well.Ermm Hehehehe



JUMPING SIDHU: LOL hahahahaha! Oye----Oye, Chha gayi kudiye, chha gayi tu. Dancing----Hahahaha! Magar ye Cricket hai Mohtarima, koi Mating-Dating ka kissa naheen.Dancing Aaj hoga asli muqabla, koi faaltoo nautanki naheen---thoko taali------khataak!ClapDancing

(Creative Director in background angrily releases his white handkerchief  and the half asleep guy on Drums, wakes up and beats them maniacally----ending with a sound of DHISSHHH)!

MAREEZ RAJA (Sunken eyes X-Raying Madira Beedi):Tongue Madira Ji, kya lagta hai aapko? -------Kis team ka palada bhaari lag raha hai yahaan -----(lecherous gaze fixed 30 Cms below Madira Beedi's chin level now)------kaun si team jyaada mazboot lag rahi hai aapko---(looks slightly towards right), Chennai Super Lungi ki, ..(now looks slightly towards left), ya phir Neeta Bhabhi Hugzz Team Mumbai ki?-----(tongue wipe over lower lip,Tongue as he completes the sentence)




MADIRA BEEDI (Fully aware what Mareez is up-to, quickly adjusts her Sari Pallu over her noodle strap blouse): LOL Hehe! Mareez Ji I am a proud Mumbaikar, Mumbai meri jaan hai, Mumbahi meri dhadkan. --------------------Bhai, mere hisaab se toh aaj Mumbai ki shaam hai, Mumbai hi jeetegi. ---------------Poora dabaav, Chennai Super Lungis par hoga. Kyun Sheryy Paa Ji?Shocked --------------Don't you think Chennai team would be under pressure going in the final and with added pressure of having to win the title one more time?Shocked



JUMPING SIDDHU (leaps up in air, descends back and says): Oye Madira----Samundar mein susu karne se Tsunaami naheen aati,Dancing Meindhakon ke tarrane se Sherni naheen ghabraati!Dancing------------------------ Peeli  Lungiyaan hain IPL Ki shaan, 100 Mein se 99 Be-imaan, Magar phir bhi mera Bharat Mahaan Dancing--------

------(Drums get smashed and cacophony ends with a DHISHHH sound)------

----Dekho, Chennai ki team kayi baar IPL jeet chuki hai, kayi baar Final ka pressure jhel chuki hai! Chennai ke Veer khara Sona hain, Khara Sona. ----------Mumbai, in the end could turn out to be simple Brass,Dancing once again proving all that glitters is not Gold and if you are weak, even summer can give you Cold------thoko taali-khataak!Dancing (Drums get mercilessly smashed once again'!)




GAURAV KAPOOR (wakes up):Geek----- Hmmm, waah Sherry Paaji, Waah! All that glitters is not Gold and a weak immunity guy, even in summer can catch cold----aaak-chhheen Confused-- (Violently sneezes and his reddish nose is confirmation enough he is in a Ye kya haal bana rakha hai, kuchh lete kyun naheen state).Confused ----------Well, ladies and gentlemen, we are taking you straight to the ground now where gorgeous Karishma Kotak is with ferocious Danny Morrison.

KARISHMA (in her distinct nasal voice): EmbarrassedAaunchh! --------Punt meen down, Punt Meen Downn--------Aaunchhh Dannnyyy!Embarrassed


Reluctantly Danny puts down his prized catch and is hungrily staring at Karishma, who quickly tries adjusting her miniscule dress.Embarrassed



GAURAV KAPOOR (After another sneeze): Karishma, how does it feel to be out there? Kaisa lag raha hai aapko maidaan mein is waqt?


KARISHMA: Embarrassed Onhh Gauranv! ------Its anbsolutely wonnderfunl! 70000 Kolkata fans hanve pancked the standium already and they are drooling at me as if I am a Rohu Fish fronm nearby Hoonghly River! 'EmbarrassedEmbarrassed

JUMPING SIDHU (leaps 4 feet off his seat and lands with a thud and clap on table):Dancing Oye! Hahaha! Oye Karishma! Hahaha! Kolkata fans imagining you like a delicious Rohu-Hilsa fish?Dancing--- Chhaa Gayi kudiye Chha gayi? Accha lag raha hai tujhe? Hain??Shocked Hahahaha

KARISHMA: EmbarrassedHaan Sindhu Jeen! Thora-Thora...Thora Ye, Thora wo!! ---EmbarrassedEmbarrassed

MAREEZ RAJA (Lifts his gazeGeek off Madira Beedi's assets and asks): Danny Eden Gardens is perhaps the most majestic ground in world, absolutely  electrifying atmosphere it must be out there. What would you say to the great cricket fans of Kolkata?Smile

DANNY (Roars as only he can): Kolkaataaa, Aaare you readyyy?


70000 Bongs Respond in a chorus: AngryAngry Dhoor Saala!Angry IPL Cholbe Naa, Cholbe Naa!Evil Smile ----------Sourab Ganguly Zeendaabaad-Zeendabaad! -----Sreeneebhaashan Moordabaad, Moordabaad!Angry--------Gautom Gomebheer Waapish Jao, Waapish Jao!Angry Sourabh Ganguly Ko---Waapish Laao, Waapish Laao!Clap---IPL Cholbe naa, Cholbe naa!Evil Smile


In panic Camera team cuts the shot to inside studios, where for no apparent reason, they have started playing Munni Badnaam Hui, Darling Tere liye.

Half a dozen Cheerleaders are gyrating their bums towards the cam that is supposed to be viewer eye. Madira Beedi gets up and starts her thumkas and Sidhu has squeezed in his out of sync Bhangra steps-------with his every 5 second Brrruuaaah-Brrruaaah war cry-----PartyDancing


Mareez Raja wants to grab Madira Beedi by her waist and do a tango together, but is wary of resultant backlash back home in Lahore.Confused

With sulky looks and fake smile his gaze is alternating between assets of two cheer-girls right in front of him and Madira Beedi's puppy fat around her waist---------------------Someone who has no idea of what Mareez is up-to, would be forgiven for imagining Mareez is watching a game of badminton.Wacko

And thus will continue the super show, with some great comments, Cheer girl thumkas, Sidhuisms, Toss and thereafter the game''Hug

 

Brrruaaahhh!! ------------Thoko Taali----Khataaak!PartyDancingPartyDancingPartyDancingPartyDancingPartyDancingPartyDancingPartyDancingPartyDancingPartyDancingPartyDancing


 

 

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Awesome postClap
Loved it especially Kolkata crowd partROFL

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Posted: 25 May 2013 at 2:47am | IP Logged
Originally posted by sarasingh86

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Shukriya Ji...Shukriya...
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Sherry Paa Ji is star of Extra Innings and for that reason alone you must watch Extra Innings of every IPL game...Tongue

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waah ji waah..ClapClap amazing postThumbs Up
mareez raja, sidhuism.. Extra inningsLOLLOL

Special mention: kolkata crowd doing cholbe naa.. cholbe naa..
that's the only thing kolkatans can do bestROFLROFL
loved it..

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