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CSK Celebrate-Post Win in 1st Qualifier (21st May)

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Posted: 21 May 2013 at 10:48pm | IP Logged
Chennai  Super Lungis vs Mumbai Neeta Bhabhi Hugzz Indians, Qualifier-1, Played at Delhi on May 21, 2013.

Blog Link: http://cruisermaniabb6.blogspot.com/2013/05/ipl-chennai-super-lungis-celebrate.html

Powered by Michael Hussey's belligerent 86* off just 58 balls and Suresh Raina's  82* off a mere 42, Chennai Super Lungis coast to an imposing 192/1 off their allotted 20 overs. Mumbai Neeta Bhabhi Hugzz Indians have their task cut out and have to get 193 off 120 balls.

Motivated by the Neeta promise of a bone crushing hug at the end of game, should Mumbai team win, Dwayne Smith comes to the crease with a drooling tongue and starts carting Chennai Super Lungi bowlers all around the park. His partner Aditya Tare departs early, but Smith is in a mood of 'one contender less for Neeta Hug' and continues with his savage ways. Six fours and five towering SIXES result from his bat and its 87/1 off just 8 overs!


In desperation, Dhoni tosses the ball to Sri Sri 1001 Baar Sri, Sri Ravindra Jadeja, who smiles like 'all knowing Lord Rama', lures Dwayne into a false shot and he gets snapped by Suresh Raina at long off!



That wicket of Dwayne Smith, has more or less settled it that no one in Mumbai team would get a Hug from Neeta Bhabhi at the end of game, but just to make it doubly sure, Sri Sri 1001 Baar Sri, Sir Ravindra Jadeja knocks off massively built Kieron Pollard as well as skeletal Dinesh Karthik and its all over!Dancing


Chennai Super Lungis thrash Mumbai Neeta Bhabhi Hugzz Indians by 48 runs. In equivalent terms, easily an innings defeat in Test Cricket!DancingParty

Sulking Mumbai Team retreats to pavilion, avoiding blazing glaze of Neeta Bhabhi and her massive son.Confused


Massive celebrations in Chennai Camp though. Chennai Super Lungi supremo, N. Srinivasan threw a lavish Party at Taj Mansingh Hotel, New Delhi. Party

N. Srinivasan has arranged for a welcome to every Chennai Super Lungi Player with a Roli-Tikka on forehead by few Chennai beauties...



N. Srinvasan has also, quickly got a poster made and its placed right at the entrance of Party Hall:


Players are clapping and dancing.Star Carrom Chandran Ashwin tries lifting Suresh Raina on his shoulders and both, promptly crash down to floor.

Lungi speedster Chris Morris has opened a Champagne bottle and is spraying the froth on Hussey, even as 6-7 Chennai Super Lungi stars start clapping and chanting together,"Hussseyyy, Hussseyyy, Hussseyyy!"ClapClapClap

Neglected and as if hiding in embarrassment from all this, in a dark corner is our Sri Sri 1001 Baar Sri Sir Ravindra Jadeja. One look at his face and it seems as if he is wishing he would melt away from all this.Blushing

N. Srinivasan is the first one who spots Sri Jadeja.


Tears roll out of Srinivasan's eyes as he gently grabs hold of Jadeja's right arm in a Motherly hold and starts singing in an emotion choked voice, Bindi disheveledCry:


* Please Click on YouTube Link and then hum along what Srinu, Dhoni, Bravo and Morkel sang...



FEMALE VOICE (N. SRINIVASAN's):

Jaddu Toh Hai Albela
Hazaaron Mein Akeyla!

Jaddu Toh Hai Albela
Hazaaron Mein Akeyla!

Sada Fans Ne Aib Dekha,
Hunar Ko Na Dekha!!

MALE VOICE (DHONI):

Jaddu Toh Hai Albela
Hazaaron Mein Akeyla!

Sada Fans Ne Aib Dekha,
Hunar Ko Na Dekha!!

Jaddu Toh Hai Albela 'Aaa-aaa!

FEMALE VOICE (N. SRINIVASAN's):

Phursat Mili Naa Tumhein,
Apne Kohli-Dhawan Se
Jadeja Ke Dil Ki Kabhi Samjhte Kahaan Se?

MALE VOICE (DHONI):

Phursat Mili Naa Tumhein,
Apne Kohli-Dhawan Se
Jadeja Ke Dil Ki Kabhi Samjhte Kahaan Se?

Samjhe Thhe Jise Ghatiya
Heera Hai Woh Toh Heera

Sada Fans Ne Aib Dekha,
Hunar Ko Na Dekha!!


Jaddu Toh Hai Albela
Hazaaron Mein Akeyla!

 

(DHONI-SRINIVASAN TOGETHER):

Jaddu Toh Hai Albela 'Aaa-aaa!

 

DWAYNE BRAVO (Tears in eyes):

Bowling Ko Gahtiya Sada
Samjha kiye tum
Par Uski Flight Ki Beauty, Kahaan Samajh Sake Tum?



FEMALE VOICE (ALBIE MORKEL's):

Bowling Ko Gahtiya Sada
Samjha kiye tum
Par Uski Flight Ki Beauty, Kahaan Samajh Sake Tum?

Jaddu Ka Bad Form Dekha
Dekhi Na Uski Beauty

Sada Fans Ne Aib Dekha,
Hunar Ko Na Dekha!!


MALE VOICE (DHONI):

Jaddu Toh Hai Albela
Hazaaron Mein Akeyla!

FEMALE VOICE (N. SRINIVASAN'S):

Jaddu Toh Hai Albela
Hazaaron Mein Akeyla!

 

(DHONI-SRINIVASAN TOGETHER):

Sada Fans Ne Aib Dekha,
Hunar Ko Na Dekha!!

MALE VOICE (DHONI'S):

Jaddu Toh Hai Albela
Hazaaron Mein Akeyla!

FEMALE VOICE (N. SRINIVASAN'S):

Jaddu Toh Hai..Al------bela---aaa-aaa (Collapses)


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Posted: 21 May 2013 at 10:57pm | IP Logged
Itz really Awesome dear.. But i dint understand the song though i doesnt knw hindi.. u rocked as usual..
Rowdy Raina n Thalaivar Hussey..
JadduDay Dreaming

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Posted: 21 May 2013 at 11:04pm | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOL Neeta bhabhi hugzzz IndiansLOL..nice post cruiserSmile

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Posted: 21 May 2013 at 11:08pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by behappyever

Itz really Awesome dear.. But i dint understand the song though i doesnt knw hindi.. u rocked as usual..
Rowdy Raina n Thalaivar Hussey..
JadduDay Dreaming



Navetha Ji...thanks for your always sweet comments...Smile

There was a famous Shahrukh movie...KABHI HAAN-KABHI NAA...in that he is good for nothing guy, a liar, a prankster...but for the fact that his heart actually is child like and he is gifted when it comes to music. His father wants him to work in his car garage and give up on music...in the end...all realise Sunil (SRK) is Unique and one of his kind and needs to be loved and accepted for what he is and not what they would want him to be!Clap

Just parodied it for our Sri Jadeja Ji...Tongue

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Posted: 21 May 2013 at 11:09pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by enjoyurself

LOLLOLLOL Neeta bhabhi hugzzz IndiansLOL..nice post cruiserSmile


Glad you laughed and enjoyed the post Ji... Tongue

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Posted: 21 May 2013 at 11:15pm | IP Logged
Poem was funny loved it

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Originally posted by .Sarita.

Poem was funny loved it
thanks Sarita...keep smiling...Smile

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Posted: 22 May 2013 at 12:42am | IP Logged
Hillarious as Usual cruiser ji. ROFL
Loved the Poem. Clap

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