Originally posted by: -Aarya-
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Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Bike Helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.
Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small.
Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
High Heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Curling Irons. They're always hot and they're always in your hair.
Mini Skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
Chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and what's left is handicapped.
Snowstorms. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long he will last.
Especially Laxatives 😆
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