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-Cruiser-

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Posted: 18 May 2013 at 10:09pm | IP Logged


Cruiser Times Interview of two Biggest Bookies of India!

Blog Link:

http://cruisermaniabb6.blogspot.com/2013/05/cruiser-times-interview-of-two-biggest.html


CRUISER: Om Prakash Ji Namaskaar. Majeed Bhai, Salam. Ye jo recently 3-4 Rajasthan Camels ke players Spot fixing ke silsile mein pakde gaye hain, aap kya kehna chaahenge is baare mein?

 

OM PRAKASH: Arrested bookies are no bookies Ji. Total chewtiyas, super fools!Dead


MAJEED BHAI: Sahi farmaya Om Prakash Ji ne. Gadhe hain saale.Ouch

 

CRUISER (Taken aback): Geek Hain? Why do you both hold such a low opinion of the arrested bookies Ji?Shocked

 

OM PRAKASH: Simple Ji. Which fool pay even 60 rupees to Freesanth for giving 14 run in one over? Hunhh!Ermm

 

CRUISER (Confused): Shocked Ji main kuchh samjha naheen.

 

MAJEED BHAI: Cruiser Bhai, Om Ji kehna chaahte hain ki koi Gadha hi Freesanth ko ek over mein 14 run se jyaada dene ke liye 40 Lakh Rupees, yaane almost 80,000 $ dega!... Arey14-15 run toh Freesanth tab bhi deta hai jab wo apna poora zor laga ke, tight bowling karne ki koshish karta hai!... Paise kis baat ke? Wink

 

CRUISER: Oh I see...hmm! Blushing

 

OM PRAKASH: Yes Yes. That's what I saying. Why pay Dental, Mental or Sentimental to give more runs?Ouch In any case they like rich Sarkaari banks. Always giving, giving, never containing!Dead

 

CRUISER (Sounding helpless now):Geek I just did not understand a thing. Now who is Dental, who is Mental and who is Sentimental?? ''.Geek

MAJEED BHAI (Cuts me short): Ye hum bookies ki code language hai Ji.


....Dental matlab Ashish Nehra...





...Mental matlab Munaf Patel...



..aur Sentimental matlab Freesanth...Wink


CRUISER: Ohh!Embarrassed


OM PRAKASH: I, Me, Myself, Majeed, Babban, Kaalu, Sharfoo, all very much smart bookies. We know impossible to buy player like Draavid. Yes, impossible. So we reverse buy Draavid. He also in Spot fixing!Tongue


CRUISER (Shocked): What????Shocked A gentleman player like Dravid is involved in spot fixing? I find it impossible to believe'.Disapprove


MAJEED BHAI (Chuckles): LOL Cruiser Bhai aap samjhe naheen. Om Bhai ne aapko bataya ki Dravid jaison ko khareedna naa-mumkin hai Ji. Impossible! So hum intelligent bookies unko smartly use karte hain.LOL


CRUISER (gulps in astonishment): Wo Kaise Majeed Bhai?Shocked


MAJEED BHAI (Winks): Wink Simple hai Ji. Jo bowler Rahul Dravid ko bowling daalte hain, hum unko unke over mein 2-3 over pitch, juicy half volley length ki balls daalne ke liye 10-20 lakh Rupaye aur Deepa Bar, Chandni Bar ki 1-2 ladkiyaan de dete hain'...Bas ho gaya kaam Ji!Wink


CRUISER (Confused as ever): I still do not get it. So how does it involve Dravid?


MAJEED BHAI (Patiently explaining): Arey wohi toh Cruiser Bhai. Jitne bhi bet lagaane waale hain hum unse phone pe poochhte hain Dravid over mein kitne run banaayega?... Sab 3, 4 ya maximum 6 run bol ke bet laga dete hain!... O Ji, ab itna bura bhi naheen hai Dravid. Juicy half volleys boundary ke paar aur ek hi over mein laakhon-karodon rupaye humaari jeb mein Ji!LOL

 

OM PRAKASH (sounding angry): AngryYes. I, me, myself also said same-same, exact same... Cruiser Ji don't mind but your English like Ashok Dinda's....Dinda also never understand a thing, always saying yes exactly, yes exactly, yes exactly...ditto copy like Cruiser Bhai! Dead


 

CRUISER (thoroughly embarrassed): Blushing Sorry Om ji...Err....May be I should ask something different. So Tonguewith the arrest of Chandila, Ankit Chavan and Freesanth, have all players on bookies pay rolls been arrested Majeed Bhai?Shocked

 

MAJEED (Gives me those Motherly looks that Indian Mothers bless their naive little kids with, 30-40 times a day): Cruiser Bhai anaadi Khilaadi pakde gaye hain. ...Asli Khilaadi humaari Jeb mein hain Ji. ...RC Bevada XI, Chennai Super Lungis, Mumbai Neeta Bhabhi Hugz XI, Delhi Soda Bottles XI, Kolkata Cheengri Maach XI, Preity Bottoms XI Punjab, sabhi teams mein humaare khareede players hain Ji.Tongue

 

CRUISER (Sounding shell shocked): Geek Oh God. Thank God atleast Pune team is clean.Confused


OM PRAKASH (Laughs aloud):ROFL Hahaha! Pune team like Poor man's wife. In India, Poor man's wife, everyone's Bhabhi. Zero intelligence bookies paying Pune players and intelligent bookies like I, Majeed, no pay them at all. Hahahaha! ROFL


CRUISER (Scratching head): Hain Ji?? Shocked


MAJEED BHAI (Chuckling):LOL Same logic Cruiser Bhai. Pune Vada Paav XI mein ghatiya players bhare pade hain.LOL Freesanth types.------------- Unko under-perform karne ke liye paise dene ka kya sense?--------- Unko toh sab maarenge hi maarenge naa? Unko paise kis baat ke liye dene hain?LOL


OM PRAKASH (Starts laughing hysterically):ROFL Hahahahahaha! Yes. Pune Vada Paav XI and Delhi Soda Bottles XI like Temple Ghanta! Hahahahahaha! ROFL


CRUISER (Beet root red, totally embarrassed): I am really sorry Om Prakash Ji but why do you call Delhi team as Delhi Soda Bottles XI? And what is this Temple Ghanta business? BlushingErmm


OM PRAKASH (raises his hands skywards in exasperation and gives up on trying to explain me anything further)!Ermm


MAJEED BHAI: Cruiser Ji, Ye Bookies ki Code language hai. Pune ki team ko Vada Paav XI bolte hain kyunki wo sabse cheap quality ki team hai! Sahara ke be-Sahaare!LOL ...Delhi Team Soda Bottle ki tarah hai Ji, thodi se Sehwag-Warner waali Gas hai, wo nikal jaaye toh flat paani jaisi, isliye Soda Bottles XI. LOL


MAJEED BHAI (Continues after a pause): Aur haan. Delhi aur Pune ki teams ko hum bookies Mandir ka Ghantaa bolte hain. Kyunki inko sab bajaate hain aur jitna dil kare, utna bajaate hai!-------(2 minute Atal Bihari Vajpayee pause)-----OK Cruiser Bhai, next match ke liye taiyyariyaan karni hain, ab hum maafi chaahenge-------Allah-Haafiz!





OM PRAKASH: Yes Cruiser Ji. Bye-Bye Miss Good night for today. I recommending you work on your English hard. I see you hardly working, but better work hard. --------Today your English all in well, but you work hard, promise all will be well.----------- Don't mind haan? Bye




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Lol its really funny

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cruiser !!!! Fantastic post !!! it s been a long time since i read a new dhamaka of yours

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ROFLROFLROFL

What a seeti maar, tod taad re-entry!ClapClapClap Welcome back,Cruiserjee!Big smile

Awesome as usual! If I didn't know you better I'd swear these guys were on your speed dialTongueLOL Just where do u pick up their language? Enjoyed it.So much that uss Chennai Super Lungis line ke liye maaf kiya!ROFL

Looking forward to more...

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^ really funny..LOL

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ROFLROFL Awesome...
Ur Back with a Bang Wink

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very funnyLOLLOL

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cruiser ji is bk in da floor:d
jay ho cruiser baba ki...
i posted a comment abt sreshanth nd others.. baps one blind sreshanth fan said" u don know nything abt cric--he is very nice person in real life:p

after tht i was sad:( keya mujhe kuch nehi pata:( thn why watched cricket since my childhood:( why i went to watch almost every cric match took place in our country:( why i read cric sites,magazines...whyyy:"( i should die:/

aww cruiser ji after reading ur post now ism laughing:d thnkuuu;)

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