Joined: 15 April 2011
ETF team had to stage a play in order to catch hold of a serial killer.The serial killer's target was theatre actors.He would kill anyone among all acting in a play.
Their presentation was
Salim- some funny guy
Bahaar- latika (latika also works in theatre and when she got to know about their she pleaded to be a part also..so that she could be close to Arjun(SAAKSHI SE BACHIYO)..and also she had seen the serial killer's eyes. So ETF thought it would be helpful to have her in the play)
Shree-Royal Guard.(shree ko akbar ka bodyguard bana diya..lol)
Chotu-lighting,music and other work.(aage dekhthe jao chotu da kamaal)
Arjun didn't take part in the play as he was not interested and also he wanted to keep a watch on the audience.Saakshi tried a lot to convince him but he being a akdu wouldn't listen.
stay tuned guys ..OS will be posted in 20 mins!
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Arjun ko Salim bana do!
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HEY GUYS HERE COMES THE OS!
ENJOY!!(dont get scared by the font i just used.)
NOTE: THIS POST IS PURELY FOR FUN , IT DOESN'T INTEND TO HURT ANYONE'S SENTIMENTS
3... 2... 1... gooo
Akbar praying to allah to bless him with a kid. (imagine sameer doing that! wait sameer must've painted his mooch white)
Then it is shown that Akbar's wife Jodha Bai has given birth to a baby after 9 months.Chotu was responsible for the music and all so time had come to play the music of a baby crying to signify the birth of salim, he accidentally pressed another file.
It was a huge cry of a gorilla!Ayesha shrieked hearing it. "ahhh!" she screamed.(omg i cant controlll!!!!!!!)
Arjun got disturbed looking at the blooper, well he didn't have any idea of how many times he would be disturbed.Sameer said "relax...!" n then realised he used English.
The audience couldn't help but laugh at the mistakes.Sameer then corrected "sambhallo!!!" That added fuel to the laughter of audience.
One guy remarked "arey dekh tho Akbar ka beta insaan nahin..gorilla hain! Hahahahahhahahhaha"
"aur akbar samhallo keh raha hain!!" another guy said.(ROFL!)
"maine pehle hi kaha ye bura idea hai!" arjun said and smirked.He turned around to see saakshi dressed beautifully in a Anarkali! Well Anarkali in a Anarkali! (anarkali ki anarkali! rare eh?)
She flashed her signature smile at him.He turned away.he looked again.he couldn't help but look again and again how pretty she was looking.(killer bhaag jayega agar tum use hi dekhoge to)
Back to the play.
Salim has become big now. The guy playing is a tamilian so his accent is a little...*ayyo*
"dance phesh kiya jaaye!" sameer said. "dammit!!" he said when relised it again.
"abe angrezi mughal -e -azam kabhi dekhi hain???hhahahahaha" a guy remarked and laughed.
Salim is completely mesmerized looking at Saakshi.He falls short of words.Arjun notices this.Salim is gaping with his mouth open.(tu tho gaya)
"hey bhagwaan..ye mujhe kutte ki tarah kyun dekn raha hain?" saakshi thought!
"how dare he look at her!!" arjun thought.
Salim got up and went near Saakshi!Arjun's fists tightened. (Latika Bahaar) was busy flashing her eye lashes at him.(ab tu gayi)
"thodaaa nitrya..thou dekhavooo jee??" salim asked.
Saakshi laughed hearing him.The play was going completely out of proportion!(it will m writing it )
"jee jahapanah!" she said.
Chotu played the music. Another blooper!(chotu teri tho haddi phasli toothne waali hain both rawte n rrathod aaj tera halwa bana denge kitna BADA aur ZYADA halwa hoga na)
The song played :
Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me
Ah Zara zara kiss me kiss me kiss me
Ah zara zara hold me hold me hold me
Ah zara zara oo..ohh...
Saakhi,Arjun,Sameer ,Ayesha,Shree's eyes popped out.Chotu got a heart attack.He fled into the dressing room.(BHAAG LE TUJHE THO PAKAD HI LENGE!)
Hearing the song the audience began clapping and laughing their seats offf!!
Latika tried to save the situation by dancing AROUND ARJUN.Saakshi saw it and pulled her arm to show her strength(kyun baar baar aati hon latika? thapad khane ka shauq hain to mere paas aa jao)
Saaksi came forward and began dancing looking at Arjun! Latika was removing her dupatta(ahem ahem) to impress Arjun but Arjun was looking at Saakshi only. Sameer was looking at Latika astonished.when he felt a bucket thrown at his face.Ayesha threw it.
The Salim had gone crazy looking at the two sexy ladies dancing infront of him, he plucked out a rose and kept it in his mouth between his jaws and began dancing.he touched Saakshi.(bhagwaan aapke paas ek insaan ko bhej rahi hoon)
Arjun stormed in and knocked that guy out.Salim fainted in a second.
"ayyyooo!!!!" he screamed.
Sameer was going crazy looking at what was happening. Ayesha was totally freaked out!!
She saw Latika now charging towards Sameer.
Ayesha ran towards her and pushed her off the stage!
"kalmoohi!!" she shouted.
"wohooo!!!!! Jodha bai!!!!!!!!!" the crowd cheered.
"abeyy..ye jodha bai tho jhansi ki rani nikhli yaar..!" a guy from the crowd remarked.
"eh..zor se math bolo warna tu uske hatho mar jayega" the first one said and laughed
"omg ye tumne kya kiya?" sameer asked.
"oh!! Tume uski padi hain? Jao jao usike saatha raho! Meri tho koyi zaroorat nahin haan! Jao use apne ghar me bitao...wo din bhar tumhare liye dance karegi!" aisha screamed hitting sameer.(typical girl like me)
"maro math sab dekh rahe hain maaro math!!!" sameer begged with folded hands.(tho aisha tume maarthi bhi hain?)
Shree now realised that it was upto him to control the situation()(yeh computer kya karega? ek ki padi tho na jaana kaha jaake girega).He tried to move but he tripped and fell.The team had taken his specs off to make him look exactly like a guard!
Arjun and Saakshi were in the middle of the stage smiling naughtily at each other.Chotu suddenly made a grand entry!
"khamosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed.
The room went silent.The ETF members wished for an ambulance looking at him.And wait was that red lipstick smeared on his lips?
He was dressed as hanuman! From which angle does Mughal-e-azam have hanuman in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????
"bhagwaan! Mujhe maar daalo!!" shree pleaded looking at Chotu.(me too)
"chotu laughed like the wicked villains ahahahaha" "mogambo kush hua!" he screamed.(ambulance please)
Ayesha fainted.sameer caught hold of her said
"thank god! behosh hogayi! Warna uska mooh hain ki kya...rukthi hi nahin!" he said.
Ayesha woke up.sameer saw it "hailaaa!" and he fainted.
The crowd laughed holding their stomachs. This was indeed the best play they had seen.
Saakshi tried to pull chotu out of the stage but he wouldn't listen.he thought he looked really good and everyone was happy to see him that's why they are cheering.(big lol! m sure he must've looked like a giant n not hanuman shukhar he zyada log behosh nahi hue)
He did signature poses of hanuman like kneeling down and praying to Lord Ram and also like carrying the sanjeevani mountain.(imagine that)
"arjun kya kare...??" sakshi asked worried.
"hum police officers hain..hamara kaam logon ki suraksha hain..agar use hate tho yehi hoga"
(ohooohooo arjun background music(i couldnt think of any other dialogue n music)!)
Saakshi smiled as they hhad also found their killer.He had come to kill but looking the play he started laughing loudly and the police constables caught hold of him.
secret: i dont know anything about MUGHAL-E-AZAM
Indeed "hasi tho phasi!"
so how was it! its ma first take on comedy! hopu enjoyed a lot!
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