CHAI TIME(fun post)27/4/13

Ticket seller:" Boss, no one buying
''Himmatwala's tickets
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Boss:" Give it free,
Once public enters,
close the door &
Start selling EXIT tickets @ Rs. 200 

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Madam (correcting):" No beta,say I slept with dad last night 
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi... 🤣🤣

shayari time😉😆

maine zindgi me dhoke he khaye h...
.maine zindgi me dhoke he khaye hai😭
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.mango , grapes, apple, chikhu sb dhoke he khaye h ... 🤣 

one more to goo😆

CID back;

Aaj khane me roti sabji aur dal hai...

Wah..wah..

Aaj khane me roti sabji aur dal hai...
Wah..wah..

Oh my god is khooni ki biwi to mall hai...🤪 

letter joke😆

Dear "L0L" & "Hmmm"😃

Thank You For Alwys Being There, Whn I Have Nothing Else To Say.. :)😳

But

Y u Both Duffers😡
Dnt Work In Exams??...😭  

more 

Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi. 😳
girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya? 😲
Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha😉😆 

last one😆

Patni:- main tumse jo kuch bhi kahti hu tum ek kaan se sunkar doosre se nikaal dete ho. 
Pati:-aur main tumse kuch bhi kahta hu to tum dono kaan se sunkar muh se nikaal deti ho.🤣