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Posted: 22 April 2013 at 9:10am | IP Logged
15. House wife 
With a 100 percent open positions, there's tons of things to do. You'll stay at home, relax, watch movies, cook food, take care of children, shop, gossip, and will stay indoor and therefore prevent your skin from side effects of sun and dirt. Manage husband's wealth, plan short term weekend and long term vacations. You do not need a degree to nab this job. If you are nature lover then you can work on desiging your backyard. If anytime you are feeling bored you can take a project where you will plan and execute how to get separate from rest of husband's family. This is voluntary work and no guarantee of any monthly salary. 

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Posted: 22 April 2013 at 10:15am | IP Logged
^ King

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. -
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and
Picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners and
Stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and
Balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1P.M. And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry,
Vacuum,
Dust, and
Sweep and
Mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and
Got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and
Got the kids organized to do their homework,
Then set up the ironing board and
Watched TV while he did the ironing.
A t 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and
Washing vegetables for salad,
Breaded the pork chops and
Snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,

Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids, and put t hem to bed.

At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
said: -"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy
my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! Oh! Please, let
us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy
to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait
nine months though. You got pregnant last night." LOL

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Posted: 22 April 2013 at 10:21am | IP Logged
Originally posted by -Aarya-

^ King

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. -
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and
Picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners and
Stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and
Balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1P.M. And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry,
Vacuum,
Dust, and
Sweep and
Mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and
Got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and
Got the kids organized to do their homework,
Then set up the ironing board and
Watched TV while he did the ironing.
A t 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and
Washing vegetables for salad,
Breaded the pork chops and
Snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,

Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids, and put t hem to bed.

At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
said: -"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy
my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! Oh! Please, let
us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy
to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait
nine months though. You got pregnant last night." LOL
 
You know what I am imagining?
 
In my mind I am seeing you lecturing me on a theatre stage and all the female members of this forum giving you a standing ovation and clapping. lol.
 
I like that thought. lol. I enjoy such replies. well said.

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Posted: 24 April 2013 at 8:26pm | IP Logged
 
If a man stays at home, he is often glued to the TV and also on the phone while still playing video games. Of course the house would be in a bit of a mess.
After a long while he may try to tidy things up , but in opening the fridge another heaven awaits !
LOL
 
 

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Posted: 19 May 2013 at 6:40pm | IP Logged
I happened to be cruising around searching for news for one of my then favourite actors Emma Stone. The Cosmo asked what kind of makeup do guys like on women. She responded with a "I do not put on makeup for men". And that is one of the many reasons I like her. Hell yeah!

Back to your post. Cosmo is about as relevant in swaying the public opinion as a billboard in Antarctica. God this sexist piece of tabloid jargon tells us that having a vagina restricts you to certain jobs and not others. People tell me I cannot become a doctor so I should think of nursing. My good friend in medicine has been told by friends and relatives to choose family medicine or internal medicine as supposed to surgery give the demanding hours and stresses. Give me a break. I will do whatever the hell I want to and what is in between my legs might scare you off but it does not define my limitations.


Note: According to Cosmo (comes as no surprise) if a woman is absolutely wanting to becoming a physician she should stick to family medicine. See what I meant above. 


Edited by DonnaHarvey - 19 May 2013 at 6:55pm
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Posted: 20 May 2013 at 2:13pm | IP Logged
Someone mail them ...

Women make good killers too.. Would they like to test it before including that in the list ..Wink


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