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mudraswathi

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Posted: 12 April 2013 at 6:57am | IP Logged
KTLK is all about resolving incompatibility in marriages...
Let us see, How this incompatibility is resolved in other cases...




Marriage between Induction cooker and age-old stain less steel vessel.

Ms Induction is sipping french press coffee at the canteen with her friends.

friend: Indu! your new boss Mr. Steel is all hot and handsome!!!

Indu: He is not my types yaar.. he is old and boring!!

friend: kyon .. kya hua?Shocked

Indu: I am magnetic but unable to attract him... mera daal uske saath nahi galta... our relationship will not go anywhere!! Angry





Samsung smart TV's mother is gossiping about her new daughter-in-law 'iPad' with her neighbor.

mom-sam: What to say Bhabhi, the day iPad has entered in this house, everything is changed.

Bhabhi: Dint I tell you?  It happens in all asian-american rishte.
Embarrassed..They are not compatible.Embarrassed

mom-sam: No, bhabhi!! She took all control in her hand!!! She got all keys to his apps. He switches on and off at her button press. The remote in my hand is all redundant now... he doesnt need me any more!!!! booo... hooo..





Parents and friends persuading  to arrange marriage between Mr. Windows and Ms. Linux.


dad-Windows: Linnie is clever and independent. You must marry her.

Mr. Windows: But dad! she is nerdy! an ugly duckling and open to every one!... where as I am all smart, handsome and sexy, secluded...

Mom-Windows: She can cook all  your recipes through wine*.. She is good at knitting secure web for you.

Mr. Windows: Mom!!! dont force me!! I cannot withstand her presence!!

Friends: probably, you must try 'living-in' for some time in the same PC in two partitions. You will develop compatibility.

(**Wine is a free software application that aims to allow applications designed for Microsoft Windows to run on linux)


Edited by mudraswathi - 12 April 2013 at 7:53am

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Waah ji waah...this was perfect combo for me, being an ashni lover and Btech(CSE) studentTongue
especially liked the last oneROFL

Edited by deepali.rock - 12 April 2013 at 7:09am

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Posted: 12 April 2013 at 7:13am | IP Logged
And while reading it, i was thinking how my C compiler was Incompatible with my lappy, and how i made it compatible ROFL

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Posted: 12 April 2013 at 7:16am | IP Logged
ROFL  I like Indu and Linnie ones..!

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Posted: 12 April 2013 at 7:18am | IP Logged
the last one actually reminds me of Amita ka Amit LOL  and good ones.. Mudra... 

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Posted: 12 April 2013 at 7:21am | IP Logged
Originally posted by deepali.rock

Waah ji waah...this was perfect combo for me, being an ashni lover and Btech(CSE) studentTongue
especially liked the last oneROFL


LOLLOL

I know... I can understand...LOL



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Posted: 12 April 2013 at 7:21am | IP Logged
wowwwoo teacherji yeeh sirf aap soch saktee ho mast post hai ROFL


Marriage between Induction cooker and age-old stain less steel vessel.

Ms Induction is sipping french press coffee at the canteen with her friends.

friend: Indu! your new boss Mr. Steel is all hot and handsome!!!

Indu: He is not my types yaar.. he is old and boring!!

friend: kyon .. kya hua?Shocked

Indu: I am magnetic but unable to attract him... mera daal uske saath nahi galta... our relationship will not go anywhere!! Angry 

yehh ekduum best haii ROFLROFLROFL 

aab kisii ki bhi shaadi kaar wa saktee ho ..aap pandit jii hoo WinkLOL 
om keshwaa namaah..naraayaanee namahh ROFL

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Parents and friends persuading  to arrange marriage between Mr. Windows and Ms. Linux.


dad-Windows: Linnie is clever and independent. You must marry her.

Mr. Windows: But dad! she is nerdy! an ugly duckling and open to every one!... where as I am all smart, handsome and sexy, secluded...

Mom-Windows: She can cook all the  your recipes through wine*.. She is good at knitting secure web for you.

Mr. Windows: Mom!!! dont force me!! I cannot withstand her presence!!

Friends: probably, you must try 'living-in' for some time in the same PC in two partitions. You will develop compatibility.

^^^ superlike Mudraa...ek aap hi ho jo aisi post bana sakti ho ROFL

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