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Posted: 07 April 2013 at 1:05am | IP Logged
Well...

Special topic post...

What do u expect?

ohk..first answer this question...


What's the importance of 7th april?

whats the theme of the day?

So, here it goes...

My take..its more like characters take on today's importance..!Wink


Edited by TheCoolDocSid - 07 April 2013 at 10:06am

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Posted: 07 April 2013 at 10:07am | IP Logged
The significance of April 7th is ...

The day of inception of The World Health Organisation (WHO)

Its celebrated as World health day every year,with a theme of poignant and on stand problem to cause more awareness and to initiate more number of studies and thereby develop a strategy to intervene into the budging problem...


This year, 2013 is marked with theme...HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE...


Edited by TheCoolDocSid - 07 April 2013 at 10:23am

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Posted: 07 April 2013 at 10:09am | IP Logged

Bhabasa as usual has his news paper in front of him...

 

Suddenly,he shouted... "KE???"

 Aaj..aaj...aaajee..er...

 

He ran to  Santhosh who was doing experiment of how to do chakki peesing green mangoes(ghar mein do bahuein preggers jo hain...nah! not sandyEmbarrassed..one menudi and the other at her own home Emily...)

She actually thought of peesing imli into sandyness...(like she could have some wand that could make sandy preggers instead of Emily..)Confused

But nah... her headwa is actually breaking with continous restless thoughts...

 

Baba: "Santhosh tu maare saath chaalnna..."

 

He pulled santhosh with such a force that she screeched...."hey mhara ramji ...ke huiho aapne!are ...kate le jaareheho...?? AArgh..."

 

Before she could speak anything at all he lifted her up Embarrassedand sat her on rickshaw and went off...

 

Scene ends where rest of rathi parivaar enters angan seeing the newspaper left behind in bewilderment...!

 

 

HOSPITAL....

 

Babasa made bhabo sit in one of the chairs and ran into consultancy squib...

 

Bhabo is worried... talking to her self..." hum haspataal kyu  aaye hain..? hey bhagwan sab sab "kushal" "tand"(ak)on karde...oops! sorry bhagwan sab "karan" (theek)-"thak"er kar de...ooo..wer did de tapak from?

Re santhosh..baawri hogayi hain tu...Angrytere behne nahin..khud tu h ek hazaaron mein ek hain...Star(I 'm going mad I guess... not my sisters...but I ,myself ,am one in thousands!)

 

In the mean while scene shifts to RM...

 

Sandy's IPS mode on.. seeing the paper ...

She..along with rest of them skimmed through the paper...

 

All of them put on various hypothesized seeing various obituaries' and invitations and advertisements...

 

But sandy not satisfied..!

 She voiced like this..!

No no guys! 

Listen 2 me!

 

Suraj watching

 

Meena: Sandy cant b more instinctive than me...no jethani ji...what I  told is write... they  went to that couples marriage only...

Vikki:draame baaz kaiki...pehle bhabi ko sun..nahin THOOO... he lifted his hand...

 

Suraj watching

 

Sandy: Vikram bhaiyya ruk jaayiye...

 

Suraj watching

 

Chavi&Mohit..: we 'ld eventually noe u r correct but still... we will to oppose u... what kind of right  do u have to tell our parents are feared of high BP?

 

Suraj watching

 

SANDY: Dekhiye sablog...

 

"I gave babasa tea exactly 3 min ago.. he ate 3 biscuits along with it...

 

The paper has 8 sheets in it...

 

With his turning and reading he could have completed reading 6 sheets by that tym...

 

And the sabot is..there are tea marks around these sheets see...

 

She showed it to all!

 

Everybody mum...and continued...

 

Therez nothing in sports page that he could be worried of...

 

So the only page left is special of the day page... while he was in hurry..he even crumpled it a bit look and compare it !

I should infrom you people that paper is made of cellulose and other fibre..once it is folded/crumpled it doesnt come back to normal ever agn because the internal bonds present b/n the fibres break

 

And so the reason why  babasa was restless was because of this article on world health day and hypertension!"

 

Every one listened sternly ...

 

At the end everybody came to a conclusion of the same...

 

Suraj decided to break his mounvrath..."haan...aap theek keh rahi hain sandhya ji... my parents went to hospital only..!"

 

Chavvi: Par bhabi...yeh tension and hypertension ki kya chakkar hain?

 

Sandy: "Chakkar means diabetes a.k.a mhara lubbly hubby Sunny...Hypertension means i.me.myself a.k.a Sandy, the toofan...

 

We are both inter dependant on each other ...our riskfactors are similar...end results are similar...and there is more of probability that we exist in pair only...

 

We compliment and completely finish off the case! " ...

 

Sunny: Sandhya ji... aap ko itna sab (na)patha hain...ki kabhi kabhi...meri BP goes byond 300/200...

 

She smirked and left...Suraj smiled and left...While DABH background music played all along!

 

Chavvi: I dint understand a bit mohit bhaiyya..u xplain me na...

 

MOhit: (staring into emptiness...)  Dekh,chavvi...

If wife is pregnant...then STRESS is xperienced by men...

If girlfriend is pregnant ,men xperience what is called TENSION...

If it is not known in RM... and jab jhoot ka thaala phodegi ...it is called HYPERTENSION...

 

He left to sms Emily...

Chavvi : YEh sab log ko kyu tension aur hypertension hoti hain? Mere tarah na,koi bhi nahin hain...(y are people in tension and hypertension? Derz is no one like me I guess...!)

 

Meenudi: kyuki hum sab 'log'  hain(because we are people)...You don't have tension ...may it b xams or b results... u have sandhya all the way..!

Cha: Bhabi..aap na dekh hi lijiye..aapko ladki hi hogi...! meri baath yakeen mano haan...

 

Patha nahin aaj kal dilip ji ki phone main kum kyu kar rahi hun... I have to call him...with dat she left...

 

Den and der meena was shocked...

Vikku went to her running...

"Arre bhai meena ...are bhi...ke hua tuje..."

He lifted her in his arms... ( he ran in style of bolly heroes...) a supportive tune playing in the background ...

 

He reached hospital some how...

In there...

 

The doctor checked her BP...

Ur wife is suffering with PIH (Potha Induced Hypertension-actually it is pregnancy induced hypertension)

She needs to be admitted...

"Ji doctor saab..!"

He went into admissions and billing section...

Seeing the bill...he heard palpitations from his heart..and fainted...

his BP measured to b 160/110...

He happened to fall on babhasa whoz in the same hospital...

Meanwhile rest of the clan reached the hospital too...

 

Doctor came running and asked if there are any relatives for meenudi as since an emergency cesarean needs to done...

Bhabo shocked..!

Chavvi blurped..!

Mohit turged..!

Sandhya ????

While Suraj paid the fees...!

 

Before going to Operation theatre...

Meena ,in half anaesthetic dosage,

"Bhaaa...booo...

Agar muje ladki hogayi na...

Uska jimmedaar JETHAANI JI hain..uska ek matka phod dena...!"

Rooowooo...wooo... she false sobbed...!

BHabo: "KE??? What did u do now sandhya beendni?

LO ..samaj lo... pichle baar MomLI ki shaadi keliye thanne matke ki challenge di...(I gave u a pot challenge in MomLY issue)

This time..its for sure...to break if it's a girl..." with dat she left without listening to sandhya's further science lecture...

Sandy ...OOO...

What can I do,now ?

least i could have been informed at the very first...i'ld have made a customised gender fertilized ovum to get implanted in her...

Hey bhagwaan..kisibhi tarah hamari bhabo par teri krupa banaye rakh..(please bless our bhabo)


Suraj and DABH forum members... BP measured and reported as 400/200 ...!world records re-established!


KYA SANDHYA BHABO KI GALAT VICHAAR KO THEEK KAR PAAYEGI? AGAR HAIN >>>THO KAISE??? KAISE??? KAISE???


guys! thanks for keeping wid me till here...!

this would be end of this lil snippet...


by  the way give ur take on high BP in verse to various charecters..and dont forget to answer the above kostin! 




Edited by TheCoolDocSid - 08 April 2013 at 11:13am

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Posted: 07 April 2013 at 10:24am | IP Logged
P.S. Note: Please get ur B.P as well as ur whole family ,splly the elderones to be checked atleast 2times evry 6months...this could do lot of miracles in maitaining and improving lifestyle !!!

Edited by TheCoolDocSid - 08 April 2013 at 11:14am

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Posted: 07 April 2013 at 11:32am | IP Logged
Doc ur post has already started giving me HiGh BP instincts. That too in four parts Big smile LOL ROFL
I wiill take it long to read

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Posted: 07 April 2013 at 11:34am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Fizak

Doc ur post has already started giving me HiGh BP instincts. That too in four parts Big smile LOL ROFL
I wiill take it long to read


lol fiza for me too...LOL

doc.i thought it would be some analysis thread with ur medical touch...LOL

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Posted: 07 April 2013 at 11:42am | IP Logged
Originally posted by udnis

Originally posted by Fizak

Doc ur post has already started giving me HiGh BP instincts. That too in four parts Big smile LOL ROFL
I wiill take it long to read


lol fiza for me too...LOL

doc.i thought it would be some analysis thread with ur medical touch...LOL

yes sindu...kya baat hai this weekend gyaan ka pitara khula hai.
Doc u take ur timeas I dont know when I will get time to read.. Sorrydoc.

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