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No Tomato, No Egg And No Cow dung.

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Posted: 07 April 2013 at 12:48am | IP Logged
Disclaimer : This is a fun post. Not to hurt any body any way.

Dear friends, after my yesterday's post 'All About PKDH'

one of my unknown friends back stabbed me.

He/she informed my wife about the post.

My wife is a die hard fan of PKDH, or better described as

'Obsessed with PKDH.'

She identifies herself with Pankhuri.

( though our daughter is much older than Pankhuri ).

If the question of Pankhuri's suffering and sacrifice comes,

She says, " Don't I suffer and sacrifice for a husband like you ?".

I remain and appear dumb, as only idiots and fools answer such type

of questions.

Now, as prayaschit, I am writing this post.

Please " No Tomato, No Egg And No Cow dung."

Instead, I can suggest a better way.

The Standard Operating Procedure for the method is:

1. PKDH starts.

2. Sit in lotus position.

3. Close your eyes.

4. Inhale slowly and deeply for at least five seconds.

5. Exhale slowly and deeply for at least five seconds.

6. Repeat step 4 & 5 till the show ends.

Benefit : It is established that deep breathing can control anger.

Additional benefit : Since your eyes are closed, you don't have to

watch the show.

As an extension of the method, you can use cotton buds

in your ears. You will be saved from Rubal's

idiotic dialogues.

If we throw tomatoes, eggs or cow dung, how will it look ?

One of my friends daughter has made this pic.

Please share your views and ideas and criticisms.





Edited by hateme2 - 07 April 2013 at 1:47am

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Posted: 07 April 2013 at 1:39am | IP Logged
LOL  Nice suggestions.   I can lend you my spare force field to ward off the tomatoes, eggs and cow dung coming your way Smile.  Btw are those blood splatters on that picture alongside the cow pats?

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Posted: 07 April 2013 at 1:47am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Xarina

LOL  Nice suggestions.   I can lend you my spare force field to ward off the tomatoes, eggs and cow dung coming your way Smile.  Btw are those blood splatters on that picture alongside the cow pats?


Those are rotten tomatoes after hitting a solid surface.

To understand the context of this post, please read

" All about PKDH".

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Posted: 07 April 2013 at 2:58am | IP Logged
ROFL thanks for the suggestion friend!!! though i pity youLOL

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Posted: 07 April 2013 at 3:13am | IP Logged
Hahahaha...Nice suggestions!LOL
Here am throwing some cotton swabs for you!

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Posted: 07 April 2013 at 3:15am | IP Logged
Originally posted by mastermagician

ROFL thanks for the suggestion friend!!! though i pity youLOL


Hi friend, nothing to pity.

My wife is a well known character in this forum.

I am introducing her to you also.

Please read the following posts and then reply.

Hope you will enjoy.

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3436094

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3449665



Edited by hateme2 - 07 April 2013 at 3:35am

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Posted: 07 April 2013 at 3:30am | IP Logged
Originally posted by farhana874

Hahahaha...Nice suggestions!LOL
Here am throwing some cotton swabs for you!


Many thanks.

Occasionally visit here just to laugh.

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Posted: 07 April 2013 at 4:04am | IP Logged
Inspired by your story I will tie a cloth around my eyes,  put tape on my mouth & run songs on the music player with high volume & then only sit in front of TV when PKDH is runningWink

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