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Un) Beera the Creeper...We are starting from AI office where our resident Creeper is creeping around and keeping an eye out for any melodrama lurking around in the corner...Our Beera is like an anteater, but only better...He can sniff out the drama from any nook or cranny in a 30 mile radius 😲😲
Suggestion of Drink for Beera today by yours truly is...100% Gasoline...Drink it to Work it 😉 I mean honestly, the guy is working overtime. Keeping an eye on Hair-o's activities, Navi's activities, inciting Meggie, Foolling Jiji and Renu and being the Revengy Revenger that he is...He needs something...So Gasoline it is 😛
Deux) While Beera is being a Creeper, Our Resident Stalker came for a Random visit to find out the Secret of Hair-o's Hair...Since Hair-o just recieved a drop kick in the Gonads...TWICE he is no shape or form to Notice the Ray-Bans staring at him from the Potatohead of the Phacemarks fame 😕
Suggestion of Drink for Mr potatohead...Men's Rogaine extra strength...Perfect fit for him to grow his own hair instead of Cutting and Pasting Pubes or Using Permanenet markers 😛
Troix) The Beating around the Bike...
Beera Vs Navika round 70
N= *staring at the bike* fcik Isht!!! why is this not moving??😡😡
B= Keys Dumbass 😳
N= Arghhh!!! The Sight of you disgust me😡😡😡 I shall look at Dirt!!!😡🤢
B= I Gotta Feelin!! Tonights Gonna be a Goodnight!!!
N= Whats that smell??😲🤢
B= Thats My new Perfume!!!😎 Gonna get LUCKY with YO DADDY tonight *leaves*
N= WHAAA???😲 I thought he was into Tannu bhaiya😲😕, Whateves, will go learn to wash clothes from Mom 😃
B= *comes back* *Marking his territory around the Bike*...😃😎 All yours BTW You Suck Balls!!!😡 *leaves again*
N= 😵 F*&king DoucheCanoe!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡
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Choice of Drink for Navika...Horse Tranquilizer Martinis!!!...I am sure that would calm down our Angry Young woman for a little bit, so than she would be able to start her own bike by herself 😃
Quatre) The Indulgence of Sarsoon Ka Tel...Oh Mohan *sigh* Drunk driving again??😕😡 why must you be so self destructive?? 😭💔 Why Must you make me cry with your heartbreaking expressions? WHY??
Oh he is whistling 😭💔...and Then I paid attention😲...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean WTeff?? 😲 you know what this reminded me of?
[img=http://s18.postimage.org/8nmv0tv7p/tweety_bird_32084612_500_366.jpg]
Thats how the whole Beera Monu scene looked like to me...Beera as Slyvester and Monu as Tweety!!
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*wiping tears of mirth and replacing them with misery again* 😭
Since the above imagery has killed the mood, I have decided to put an appropriate song For the ongoing Pity Party in Monuland
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDFs6ydocF8[/YOUTUBE]
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So now that we are appropriately Saddos again...Lets continue...
Cinq) Indulgence reloaded...Megha 🥺 we find her indulging in her favorite thing...No Not the Poetry, The washing...This time she is washing her face...her tears. Seems like she is trying to wash away all the memories and pain from her eyes...to unlearn what she has learned...But no matter what she tries, its all in vain ...If only it was that easy to forget...If only it was that easy to wash your hands off of everything.
Choice of Drink for Megha...Nitrious Oxide Shots...The woman needs to laugh...Someone needs to get her out of my Misery everything with her has been so Maudlin lately, If I was her I would be reverse suicidal (That means Homicidal in Meera-speak 😳) So yea, before she starts cutting isht up...They should Nitrious Oxide her
Six) Mohan and Beera Heart to Heart... Oh Mohan...The self hatred, the loathing and internalizing this whole incident is heart breaking💔...The way he was blaming himself, torturing himself with the details,😭 I really wanted to pluck him out of the screen, douse him in icy water and then give him a tight hug to reassure him...That its ok...Its ok to fail, its ok to be human...Hearts do get broken...People break your heart and your hopes all the time...Its normal...You are not alone...But you are unique, you have immense strength to bounce back...You will Go On 😭💔 but, Since He is Fictional, and I cant do anything about him, I shall only feel helpless... So I must internalize my pain now and engage in self -destructive behavior 🤢 I need Therapy!!!
F&(^K You!!!! Writers for Making Mohan so real, You have collectively managed to send your viewers into depression...Great Job👏
Enough about me, Lets get back to Monu...Awww In all this indulgence and getting High, our Darling will never forget his Darling Guru ❤️ KKK was again Fantastic...The bodylanguage, the self-derisive laughter, The bitterness in his voice was perfect...I loved the fetal position he was sleeping in, at the end ❤️👏👏👏
Suggestion Of Drink for Monu...Milk Laced with Xanax 😃 Dude needs a pick me up, some strength and a good nights sleep to see the light of the new day...and enough with the tears PLz writers!!! Have mercy on our Tear ducts!!! I implore you😭
Sept) Miniscule Munna and his Acid Trip...So Munna is tripping on Something something...and he decides to Burn down Monu's office...commendable job by the Security team 👏👏👏 I am sure the Knitting Patterns you were discussing were extremely beautiful and will be featured in Vogue next month...DUNCES!!!😡😡😡 anyway I aint fooled by the interviews and news rumors...he is Addu and thats that...So Now he has Burned all of Project Talaash research, convieniently Giving Navika a reason to join hands with Mohan and throw herself in re-collecting the research...Now Navika can melt a little bit everyday working with Monu
Suggestion of Drink for The Security Guys...Double shot expresso laced with Amphetamines...Like Honestly dudes, Petrol the premises, thats what you are hired for 😡😡😡😡
Huit) There is No Place Like Home...Drunk Monu at Home 😭💔 Its one thing, for Guru to see this...But Poor RJ, when you see your parent, your loved one in this condition, it breaks your heart...but when you are so young, you dont even realize whats going on...the confusion, the fear and the guilt a child feels in this situation is gut wrenching I am happy that at least she has Megha to ask advice from...To seek support some answers from...*sigh*
Suggestion of Drink for Guru, for the upcoming storm of anger...200 mg of Valium with some Chamomile tea for Darling Guru...It should keep him calm during the night...so he can muster all his strength and give Virtual Kicks to Monu's Butt tomorrow.
In conclusion, a very bitter tearful episode,...great acting and great writing once again👏...But I find I am getting exhausted with all the Melodrama...we need to lighten things up now...Now since almost everyone has purged their pain...it is time for a lighter note to enter the story...coz all of us need some time to recuperate from the emotional turmoil of our Fictional Addiction Named Mohan Bhatnagar.
Precap: Beera making sense again😲...Using reverse psychology😲, teaching lessons 😲 What the Fudgesickles yo?? I cant wrap my mind around Beera being Ishmart!!! I just cant, No matter what you guys try now.😡
P.S. The Writer is very Sad wad...Please make suggestions of Drinks and Sad songs to Indulge in the Pity party...and all Join in the wretchedness!!! I cant do this Alone
P.P.S. eff this Isht!!!!😡😡😡 I dunno how to post the freakin Image...Its a Gif...I have inserted a link...you can look at it now 😳
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