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Megha jiji convo after MM punar milan.
Megha in angry mode talking with jiji.
megs--jiji aaj 12 yr baad hamara padosi mila tha.
jiji--konsa padosi?π€
Meg--arey aur kon mera all in one mohan...lafanga aaj bhi mera picha mere piche se nahi aage and uper se kar raha tha.π
jiji--oh mohan! kaisa hai wo and addu ki kuch khabar mili?
meg---arey jiji pucho mat ..itni GHani lambi reshmi zulfe bada di hai(7 choti ban sakti hai Zulfo ki) uper se blazer pahen ne laga haiπ
ab future main mera blazers dhone ka kaam bhi exta ho gaya. π€and pahele se jaada handsome ho gaya hai.βΊοΈ
ab jab addu milega to wapas log usko taane maare ge tera sautela baap tuj se jaada handsome hai..mera addu wapas bhaag jaayega.π
jiji--arey yeh to bataav tum miley kaise?
Meg--main bank se divorce papers sign nahi karke aa rahi thi..π
jiji--bank main divorce? π²ππ€
meg--Raste main shiv parvati maa ka vivaah chal raha thaπ..sab bhakt naach rahe the..mera bhi dil kiya nachne ka to ruk gai π³jaise hi maine first step dance ka liya..sab shaadhu baba mere se jalan feel karne lage ..arey yeh to bohut aacha
dance kar rahi hai..esliye mujey zameen pe gira diya. π
pata nahi kaha se real spiderman aa gaya same to same accident ho gaya jaise 12yr pahele shivratri main huva tha.π
meri to eyes close this but aaj bhi mohan ke haatho ki badboo yaad hai mujey.(abhi tak lafanga haath dhona sikha nahi)π€
mohan ne sab shaadhu baba ko dhakka maaraπ and mujey bheed se bacha ke KHOPCHE main leke gaya..βΊοΈ
then apna wo purana dirty rumaal nikal ke mere face ka gulaal saaf karne lagaπ..nain sukh ji bhar ke kar liya then u trun maar liya.βΊοΈ π
but maine roka..jaise hi turn kiya..haye re jiji kya bataav βΊοΈ..main to bhool hi gai main katti hoon monu se.π³
mere se pahele monu ne rona start kar diyaπ€ and mujey bhi rula diyaπ...then humne wo kiya jo nahi karna chahiye tha.βΊοΈ
Jiji--Aaisa kya kiya tum dono ne public main?π² βΊοΈ
meg--arey jiji hum gale miley hug kiyaβΊοΈπ³..and maine maara nahi mohan ko.π
jij--sirf hug? tum dono Ese aage kab badoge?π€ ok phir?
meg--mohan ko addu mila nahi monu ne apna pura time apni sundar kaaya zulfe maintain karne main laga diya.π
and mujey keh raha tha..tum to sar se paav tak MAAL ban gai ho.βΊοΈ.megha tumhare blouse design ek dum mast hai.π³
and yeh tumhari chidiya ka Ghosla hair style ek dum mast hai.π Aankho main 1kg kaajal haye re..and lips pe!βΊοΈ
megs--lips bolne hi waala tha ki maine waha se kalti maar li and Auto main beth gaiπ...waha bhi mere piche aa gaya.
and kehne laga abhi to lips ..saree ..jewellery and tumhare sundar figure ki tarif pe tarif karna baki hai! Arey Ruko naa.π€£
Meg--Aaj tumne hamare figure ka waada bhi tod diya.π..tum mere jaise fit kyun ho mote kyun nahi huve..?and tumhari zulfe muj se jaada Reshmi kyun? wapas katti tumse.ππ
Mohan ---Arey yaar megha ko abhi tak Sunaai nahi detaπ€..nahi sun ne ki problem kab jaayegi Eski.π
megs--Auto waale ne kaha...madam aap ka boyfriend ekdum MAAL hai..π
megs-- WO SIRF MERA MAAL HAI .π...don't keep your gandi nazar on my maal.π‘
so jiji Aaise huva hamara punar Darinda milan.πso jiji main chalti hoon market shampoo and washing powder lene abhi se stock karke rakh na padega na mere monu ke liye.uski dhulaai i mean kapdo and zulfo ki future main jo mujey karni hai.π
This Just Fun Post.π
Megha in angry mode talking with jiji.
megs--jiji aaj 12 yr baad hamara padosi mila tha.
jiji--konsa padosi?π€
Meg--arey aur kon mera all in one mohan...lafanga aaj bhi mera picha mere piche se nahi aage and uper se kar raha tha.π
jiji--oh mohan! kaisa hai wo and addu ki kuch khabar mili?
meg---arey jiji pucho mat ..itni GHani lambi reshmi zulfe bada di hai(7 choti ban sakti hai Zulfo ki) uper se blazer pahen ne laga haiπ
ab future main mera blazers dhone ka kaam bhi exta ho gaya. π€and pahele se jaada handsome ho gaya hai.βΊοΈ
ab jab addu milega to wapas log usko taane maare ge tera sautela baap tuj se jaada handsome hai..mera addu wapas bhaag jaayega.π
jiji--arey yeh to bataav tum miley kaise?
Meg--main bank se divorce papers sign nahi karke aa rahi thi..π
jiji--bank main divorce? π²ππ€
meg--Raste main shiv parvati maa ka vivaah chal raha thaπ..sab bhakt naach rahe the..mera bhi dil kiya nachne ka to ruk gai π³jaise hi maine first step dance ka liya..sab shaadhu baba mere se jalan feel karne lage ..arey yeh to bohut aacha
dance kar rahi hai..esliye mujey zameen pe gira diya. π
pata nahi kaha se real spiderman aa gaya same to same accident ho gaya jaise 12yr pahele shivratri main huva tha.π
meri to eyes close this but aaj bhi mohan ke haatho ki badboo yaad hai mujey.(abhi tak lafanga haath dhona sikha nahi)π€
mohan ne sab shaadhu baba ko dhakka maaraπ and mujey bheed se bacha ke KHOPCHE main leke gaya..βΊοΈ
then apna wo purana dirty rumaal nikal ke mere face ka gulaal saaf karne lagaπ..nain sukh ji bhar ke kar liya then u trun maar liya.βΊοΈ π
but maine roka..jaise hi turn kiya..haye re jiji kya bataav βΊοΈ..main to bhool hi gai main katti hoon monu se.π³
mere se pahele monu ne rona start kar diyaπ€ and mujey bhi rula diyaπ...then humne wo kiya jo nahi karna chahiye tha.βΊοΈ
Jiji--Aaisa kya kiya tum dono ne public main?π² βΊοΈ
meg--arey jiji hum gale miley hug kiyaβΊοΈπ³..and maine maara nahi mohan ko.π
jij--sirf hug? tum dono Ese aage kab badoge?π€ ok phir?
meg--mohan ko addu mila nahi monu ne apna pura time apni sundar kaaya zulfe maintain karne main laga diya.π
and mujey keh raha tha..tum to sar se paav tak MAAL ban gai ho.βΊοΈ.megha tumhare blouse design ek dum mast hai.π³
and yeh tumhari chidiya ka Ghosla hair style ek dum mast hai.π Aankho main 1kg kaajal haye re..and lips pe!βΊοΈ
megs--lips bolne hi waala tha ki maine waha se kalti maar li and Auto main beth gaiπ...waha bhi mere piche aa gaya.
and kehne laga abhi to lips ..saree ..jewellery and tumhare sundar figure ki tarif pe tarif karna baki hai! Arey Ruko naa.π€£
Meg--Aaj tumne hamare figure ka waada bhi tod diya.π..tum mere jaise fit kyun ho mote kyun nahi huve..?and tumhari zulfe muj se jaada Reshmi kyun? wapas katti tumse.ππ
Mohan ---Arey yaar megha ko abhi tak Sunaai nahi detaπ€..nahi sun ne ki problem kab jaayegi Eski.π
megs--Auto waale ne kaha...madam aap ka boyfriend ekdum MAAL hai..π
megs-- WO SIRF MERA MAAL HAI .π...don't keep your gandi nazar on my maal.π‘
so jiji Aaise huva hamara punar Darinda milan.πso jiji main chalti hoon market shampoo and washing powder lene abhi se stock karke rakh na padega na mere monu ke liye.uski dhulaai i mean kapdo and zulfo ki future main jo mujey karni hai.π
This Just Fun Post.π
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