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anitha.b IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 04 November 2004 at 3:11pm | IP Logged

Manmohan Singh, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Manmohan Singh are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him"

Madhuri is thinking: "Musharraf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped."

Musharraf is thinking: "Damn! it, Manmohan Singh must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped! me."

Manmohan Singh is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing! sound and slap Musharraf again."

Minnie IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 04 November 2004 at 4:53pm | IP Logged

LOL smisha,this one is a gemLOL

 Manmohan to banta ban gaye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: 04 November 2004 at 11:21pm | IP Logged
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rain Groupbie
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Posted: 05 November 2004 at 1:49am | IP Logged
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flora Senior Member
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Posted: 05 November 2004 at 7:35am | IP Logged
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Posted: 05 November 2004 at 4:50pm | IP Logged
very nice smisha! LOL
preet_86 Newbie
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Posted: 06 November 2004 at 9:26am | IP Logged
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alliha Senior Member
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Posted: 08 November 2004 at 4:15pm | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOL nice one!!

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