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Posted: 29 March 2013 at 12:37pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by neha333

Awesome...lolsssROFL

Thanks

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Posted: 31 March 2013 at 3:30am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Deepika100

Amazing


ThankS
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Posted: 01 April 2013 at 12:30pm | IP Logged
thank u all for ur lovely commentsEmbarrassedBig smile

Edited by yashu_arti - 01 April 2013 at 12:46pm
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     UPDATE 9 

Boy drops girl at home, he puts
his hand on d wall by d gate for
support, leans towards her
BOY : Can I kiss you ?
GIRL : Not now, I'm at home.
BOY : Please.
GIRL : No.
BOY : You were too sweet in bed
today.
GIRL : Waoh! you too, full of
energy. I could not believe we
had for rounds.
BOY : Let me kiss u good night.
GIRL : Someone may be
watching, they still think I'm a
virgin at home.
This goes on for ten minutes,
then girl's brother appears at
the gate and says "Dad says
whether u kiss him or not its your
decision, but tell that bas***d to
remove his hand from the
intercom button, everyone at
home is listening to your
conversation" O.O
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Duniya ki best "MAA" to har
bete ke paas hoti hai,
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Lekin pata nahi duniya ki best
"BIWI"
Padosi ke paas hi kyu hoti
hai.. ??
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True Lines Said By The Great
Philosopher
"JETHALAL GADA":p :D
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Husband : Why did you give so
much money to the beggar who
was pretending to be blind?
Wife : Didn't you hear his good
words to me?
Husband : No, what did he say?
Wife : He said that I was so kind,
so pretty and so young.
Husband : Oh, I see. He's really
blind. :D
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Banner in front of Engineering
collage...
By its chairman
" Drive slowly don't kill the
student, leave them
to us its our
duty. we do it in a legal
way..." :P

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An Arab couple went 2 London
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1 day in the hotel room, d
husband heard his wife scream
'Faar Faar' (it is d arabic word
for
Mouse)
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He wanted to inform Room
Service but didnt know English
word for Faar.
Husband: Hello Room Service?
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Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I
help u?
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Husband : U know Tom n Jerry?
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Room Service: Yes Sir, I know
Tom
n Jery
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Husband : Walla Habibi, JERRY is
here!
=D
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Lady teacher: Mujhe baccho ki
shakal se pata chal jata hai
ki unke dimag me kya chal raha
hai..
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Pappu : Kamaal hai madam ji,
phir bhi aap apna dupatta sahi
nahi kar rahi... :D
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Boy to girl
i like 3 things in my life:
1) maggi
2) fanta
3) You
girl @ Reason ? :)))
boy @ maggi for eating
fenta for drinking
And you
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Ooye HoOye.!!
Bartan kon Dhoey ga?
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Murgi anda dete he..
aur cow dudh deti he..
to aisa kon he jo dudh bhi deti he
or anda bhi deta he ?
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Dukaandar... hehehehehe :

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1 Building jo 107 Floor ki thi,
usme
3 dost saath rehte the..
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1 Din Lifit kharab ho gayi, to wo
stairs se uper jane lage chadhte-
chadhte bor
na ho jaye isliye socha ki
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1st Friend Kisi Jang(war) Ki
Story
Sunaye ga
.
2nd friend Koi Funny Story
aur
.
3rd wala Koi Sad Story
Sunaega . .
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Is Tarha 107th Floor tak Pahuch
Jaayenge
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1st Ne Jung Ki Story Sunai aur
50
Floor Tak Pohnch Gaye
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2nd Ne Funny Story Sunai aur wo
99 Floor Par
Ponch Gaye Phir..
.
3rd sad face karke bola :- yaaro
sadstory ye
ha ki
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apne FLAT ki chabi CAR me hi
reh
gayi hai :P =D :P
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Definition of "KISS" from an
educational point of view.
MATHS: KISS is the shortest
distance
between 2 Lips...!
ECONOMICS: KISS is that thing
for
which the DEMAND is always
higher
than the SUPPLY...!
PHYSICS: KISS is the powerful
process
of charging 2 human bodies in a
short
time...!
COMPUTER: KISS is just like a
LAN,
in
which 2 bodies are connected
without any DATA CABLE...! :P

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Posted: 01 April 2013 at 12:51pm | IP Logged
         SPECIAL UPDATE


8 facts still hidden from us;
1) 90% of people in Australia
dont
drink milk.
2) Snake's vision is upto 5 km.
3) A man can touch sun if his
body is completly surrounded by
mercury.
4) No twins have been born till
now in Greenland.
5) Zebra doesnt have a liver
6) All the above details are false.
7) Thanks for belivng for a while.
8) Today is april fool dayLOLEmbarrassed
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first April ko jo paida hoa tha .
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uske sath mazak hoa tha :D
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CLassIc InsulT by Shayari :-
Boy to Girl :- Kitna sona tenu
Rabb ne bnaya
Girl :- oH really :*
Boy :- Shayri toh poori krne
do :p
Girl :- Isrshad irshad
Boy :- Kinna sona tenu raab ne
bnaya
Girl :- wah waah :*
Boy:- Kinna sona tenu rab ne
bnaya ..,
Teko AJ din pehle April FooL mene
Bnaya :D :D ab
Bol wah waah :D
Boy Rockd Girl shocked :D

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Plz dont cry aftr reading
it
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Zindagi Ne Kiye Hain
Bahut
Se Sitam
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Teri Kasam
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Shayari Khatam
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Dekho Dus Ka Dum
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Paayal Baje Cham Cham
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Mobile Mein Balance Kam
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Raat Ko Dikhta Hai Kam
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P.J. Kyun Nahi Ho Raha
Khatam
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Do You Believe In Pichla
Janam
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Mere Dil Mein Hain Bahut
Saare Gham
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Haddi Mazboot Karta Hai
Calcium
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Shakespeare Ka Pehla
Naam Tha William
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Daanth Kharab Karta Hai
Chewing Gum
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Exam Mein Marks Aate
Hain
Minimum
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Hum Khelte Hain
Maximum
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Explain The Following
Term
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Main Peeta Nahi
Whiskey,
Beer Ya Rum
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Hum Dil De Chuke
Sanam
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Khushi ke baad aata hai
gum
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Coffee me pite cheeni
kam
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Dukh me peete hai
whisky aur rum
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Pak me chalte hai goli
our bum .
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China Dikhata hai apna
dum.
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Ye kis P.J me phaans
gaye hum
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Diga diga dum dum...
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