Chitter-chatter gals:chat thread - Page 3

'Kaun kambakth hai jo bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai. Main toh peeta hoon ke bas saans le sakoon.'

Ye pichey photo me jallad kaun hai...aaa ye jallad nahe mera baap hai..me iska paap hun...

Originally posted by: eyecatchers

I am not hurt by ur words
but feeling a little sad

Originally posted by: Chamakchallo30

Im sorry didn't mean to make you feel sad😳 

I was just joking
I am not really hurt
I don't take this things seriously

 " I can talk English, i can walk English because English is a very funny language"

 " Main kahan hoon?"

" Nahin chhodunga tujhe. Jaan sey maar daaloonga."

Kehte hain ki ... Agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho to puri kayanat usey tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai.

Two vampires walk into a bar and call for the bartender. "I'll have a glass of blood," says one. "I'll have a glass of plasma", says the other. "Okay," replies the bartender, "that'll be one blood and one blood lite…"

ok this is a scary riddle.
think of a number beetween 2 and 9
now multiply your number by 9
then add the two digits of that number together example:98 9+8:17
then subtract 5 from the number you got adding
then find the letter that corresponds with your number
A:1 B:2 C:3 D:4 E:5
now think of a country in europe that starts with you letter
then take the second letter of the country and think of an animal that starts with the letter
now think of the color of the animal

was your answer a grey elephant and denmark