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 You are born with all the brain cells you're going to get, anywhere from 50 to 100 billion. They are the smallest cells in the body. Once they die, the number goes down and stays down. A 12-ounce beer will kill precisely zero of them. Drinking 5 beers and waking up with a hangover will kill precisely zero of them. But drinking yourself sick every day for 30 years will kill millions of them, because of the stress through which you're putting your brain. The next morning's headache is caused by the alcohol evaporating water all over the body, especially in the head. Drinking water during the night's festivities will largely prevent the hangover. However, a 10-minute fever at 106 degrees Fahrenheit will kill about 50 million brain cells.



The strongest muscle in the human body, in proportion to weight, is the masseter muscle, which is the muscle you use for mastication. You have two – one on either side of your jaw – and each can impart 900 pounds of force. If only your teeth could withstand it, you'd be able to chew up a cinder block, or puncture a truck tire.

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A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.

"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway," he said.

"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation."

The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?"

"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."

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A Chinese story...

    This is the English Translation:-
     
    There was this robbery in Guangzhou, the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you".
    
    Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.  This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking".
    
    One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"  This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!"
    
    When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!"
    
    After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.  The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".  This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!"
    
    The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month".  This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important."
    
    The next day, TV news reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million RMB.  The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80 million RMB with a snap of his fingers.  It looks like it is better to be educated
    than
    to be a thief!"  This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold !"
    
    The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are now covered by this robbery.  This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks!"
    
    End of translation…

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How to protect your e-mail address book

As you may know, when/if a worm virus gets into your computer  
 it heads straight for your email address book,  
 and sends itself to everyone in there,  
 thus infecting all your friends and associates.
 
This trick won't keep the virus from getting
into your computer,
but it will stop it from using your address book
to spread further, and it will alert you to the fact
that the worm has
gotten into your system.
 
Here's what you do:
 
First, open your address book and click on
'new contact,' 
 just as you would do if you were adding 
 a new friend to your list of email addresses.  
 In the window where you would type your
 
friend's first name, type in 'A'.
For the
screen name or email address, 
 type AAA@AAA.AAA
Now, here's what you've done and why it works:
 
The 'name 'A' will be placed at the top of your address book 
 as entry #1.
This will be where the worm will start 
 
 in an effort to send itself to all your friends.
When it tries to send itself to AAA@AAA.AAA, 
 it will be undeliverable 
 because of the phony email address you entered. 
 If the first attempt fails 
 (which it will because of the phony address), 
 the worm goes no further 
 and your friends will not be infected.
 
Here's the second great advantage of this method:  
 If an email cannot be delivered, 
 you will be notified of this in your In Box almost immediately. 
 Hence, 
 if you ever get an email telling you that an email addressed to
AAA@AAA.AAA could not be delivered, 
 
 you know right away that you have the worm virus 
 in your system. 
 You can then take steps to get rid of it!
 
Pretty slick huh?
If everybody you know does this 
 
 then you need not ever worry about opening mail from friends.
 
DO IT NOW and pass this on to all your friends.

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One evening Sardar ji went to a bar and ordered a large martini. Before drinking the martini, he picked the olive from the drink, and carefully put it into a jar that he got it out of his pocket.

Next, he ordered another large martini, and did the same – he picked the olive off the drink and safely put it into the jar. Third Martini was ordered,  and same deal – he was picking up the olive and saving it in the jar. This went on until the jar the full of olives. Sardar was almost drunk by now, well almost.

For the bartender that was the most unique thing he had ever seen – so he was keeping an eye on what the Sardar was upto. He could not held his curiosity and finally asked – Hey Sardar ji, what's up with you picking up all the olives carefully in the jar? What's the reason?

Sardar ji replied – oh that, no big deal, my wife sent me out tonight to a store to get a jar of olives. That's all.

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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books, when the teacher erases the
board.

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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: No, you'll die because haven't you heard train is coming on
platform?

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