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1.Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras / Anna University .

2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with " ... I say..."

3. She shudders if you use four letter words.

4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her hair.)

5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.

6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.

7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra)

8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for the dog or for herself.

9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable while you are melting in your singlet.

10. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.

11. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation')

12. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.

13. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it ..

14. Her Mangal Sutra weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.

15. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you.

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What do you call a Malayalee drunkard?
Kutty Sark.

 Why did the Malayalee cross the road?
 To join the union on the other side.

What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
 Rangamannar Rangarajan.

Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea?
Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.

What is a Gujju picnic called?
A snake in the grass

What do you call a talkative Bengali?
Bolbol Chatterjee.

What do you call an outlawed Bengali?
Bonduk Bannerjee.

What do you call a dark Bengali in a dark cave?
Kalidas Guha.

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Posted: 07 April 2013 at 6:57pm | IP Logged
                Rave and rant 21st century schizoid man

                I start the day,you start the day,we all start the day
                coffee and facebook,coffee and newspaper,coffee and      television
                 the day has started with coffee and tea and yet
                some have started with something stronger an soon maybe very soon i too
                maybe they start with drugs and alcohol to mask or to grieve
                 or just to numb themselves to the horrors they will read,see and note
                 5 day old raped,5 week old raped,5 month old raped,5 year old raped
                 5 people rape and so the rape continues of everyone and everything
                 and oh the rapists are non biased for they rape girls and boys
                 women and grandmothers,aunts and mommies
                 and yes very soon you feel you are being raped by all the news
                you sigh and turn the page to get away from that burning sensation in the gut and rear
                and try to ease the guilt and plod on with political news
                 i am sorry the rape continues ,land grabbing,graft,bribes fodder scams
                 defence scams,sugar scams,fertilizer scams,
                 and oh wait for the politicians who have become tech savvy
                  and have gone on to 2g scam,3g scam,
                  and just when you open your eyes and realise how deep they have penetrated
                  you are bent over with standards of living.

                   One steps out and look up and splat falls a kind offering from a dive bombing crow
                    and i wish our air force pilots take notes from the crows on how to do precision bombing
                    and the americans should join in and not accidentally kill 12,13,14 and sometimes more afghan
                      one starts running and lo you have a choice on what to step on or sometimes step
                       into,cow dung,dog poo and human shit.
                      so you are raped and then you step into shit and finally you scamper back to get ready for work
           and armed for the day you ease your car into traffic when the foreplay begins with a passing bike                       gently caressing your car and by the time you realise you have been marked the good citizen has fled                     after autographing your car and you sigh but wait the rape is ongoing and you are in for the long haul

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spain Senior Member

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Posted: 08 April 2013 at 5:30am | IP Logged
That was funny to read - even in such pitiful situations.

Take ur coffee and drive for 30 min. on a highway listening to ur most favourite tranquil music. Alone. With no traffic. Windows down.
Trust me, it would make an ordinary day into a very special one.

I enjoy listening to 50 seconds of "Kalaba Kadhala" - theme music of Kakka Kakka. It's a decade old now, but it still gives me the goosebumps, reminding me that even simple things can create ripples in the heart.

There is still magic in the air even in our 21st century.
For every soul watching a beautiful sunrise, there is another soul enjoying a surreal sunset at the exact same time.
But to acknowledge such a strange thought admist the chaos of everyday life is in itself magical. Period.

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Posted: 08 April 2013 at 4:55pm | IP Logged
Three women die together in an accident
and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says,
"We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. 
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try
their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says,
"Your punishment for stepping on a duck is
to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally
on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing.
 With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and,
not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man,
is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks,
but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man
she has ever laid eyes on, very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says,
"I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

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sorry people.tried to cut and paste some funny pics and it bombed.hence the blank page.
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Posted: 10 April 2013 at 4:36am | IP Logged

How to copy and paste pics...

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5. The image is now copied onto the forums page.
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Good luck!

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