Joined: 22 August 2012
Just for laughs
Lizard (speaking from heaven): Alas! my life was cut short like this.
I was nicely enjoying my day catching mosquitoes and small insects when suddenly I was kidnapped by a human hand. Before I could see how the culprit was the chloroform made me unconscious.
And before I knew it I found myself swimming dead in a bowl in midst of chick-peas.
WHO COULD THE CULPRIT BE, WHO COULD HAVE MURDERED POOR INNOCENT ME:
A) Radha: Last seen making a hasty exit from behind the kitchen window. But what possible reason could she have for hating me so much. Did her dingy house have too many of my relatives making her life miserable. Does she hold a grudge against all the reptile race. Who knows?
B)Aakash: Last seen giving away a bag full of cash to G3 and camping outside SM. OMG! He could be hunting for food ...was I supposed to be HIS meal???
C)Ishita: Last seen coming in defence of her MIL...was it her way of taking revenge for not being loved by anyone by killing of a very lovable lizard. Nahiii.
D)SP: When in previous episode he was still breathing fire like my relative dragon what could have made him change his mind about his son and dil. Could it be that he was feeling guilty of murdering me and was getting his most dependable son on his side so that he could defend him when my family will press charges against him. Who knows?
E)Pratik: Last seen getting insulted by SP over his unimaginative presentation. Could it be he wanted to take revenge on both his chick pea loving relatives by making me a special ingredient in it. He does know his way around the kitchen does he not.
Oh! God this is so confusing. I can see every single member in SM and outside as having a possible motive to kill me.
May my soul rest in peace and the real culprit be caught and heavily punished.
Ah! do I see my grandpa lizard over there??
Hello there grandpa. Long time no see. Yeah I am dead too, got killed of by some corrupt human.
Ok so we really do get HOT lady lizards as dates, for being good in earth.
Great... I am loving it. Chalo at least I can have my mating season here in heaven then.
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