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Posted: 10 February 2013 at 11:20am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Prometeus

Originally posted by Xarina

Originally posted by Prometeus

 I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought, "Wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes...   
ROFL 
Two types of people annoy me.  Drunk people when I'm sober.  Sober people when I am drunk!
 
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to youTongueLOL but just remember people...the sober one ALWAYS remembers everything Wink
  Pick me off the floor someone. LOL
 
that reminds me of another one liner:
Dude.  You were that drunk that you were asking my cat why he killed Mufasa!

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Posted: 10 February 2013 at 9:53pm | IP Logged
I Used To Be Schizophrenic But We're Ok Now

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Posted: 10 February 2013 at 9:54pm | IP Logged
Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.

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Posted: 10 February 2013 at 9:58pm | IP Logged
Hardwork pays off sometime, procrastination pays off now.

If at first you don't succeed maybe failure's your style.

Now there's a face for radio.

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Posted: 10 February 2013 at 10:14pm | IP Logged
I blame movies for my high expectations in relationships.   

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My Facebook device received a phone call today... Weird   

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I would not be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

I am fat, you are ugly, I can loose the weight.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it. 

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Posted: 10 February 2013 at 10:28pm | IP Logged
Men need 100% talent to succeed in life... Women need only 4%... because the remaining 36+24+36 helps.. Tongue  

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