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I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought, "Wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes...

Two types of people annoy me. Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I am drunk!

I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you

but just remember people...the sober one ALWAYS remembers everything

Pick me off the floor someone.

that reminds me of another one liner:

Dude. You were that drunk that you were asking my cat why he killed Mufasa!

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I Used To Be Schizophrenic But We're Ok Now

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Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.

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Hardwork pays off sometime, procrastination pays off now.

If at first you don't succeed maybe failure's your style.

Now there's a face for radio.

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I blame movies for my high expectations in relationships.

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My Facebook device received a phone call today... Weird

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I would not be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

I am fat, you are ugly, I can loose the weight.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

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Men need 100% talent to succeed in life... Women need only 4%... because the remaining 36+24+36 helps..

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