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Freethinker112 IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 09 February 2013 at 8:23am | IP Logged
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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Posted: 09 February 2013 at 9:55am | IP Logged
Originally posted by LovesLowCulture

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.


this one is my own, looking at sexy pic of Rakhi in your DP:
 
I think Rakhi and Mika make a great pair together.. mika is amazing singer and rakhi awsome dancer!Smile 
 

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Posted: 09 February 2013 at 9:58am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Prometeus

Originally posted by lonely0planet

dont think humor is missing from IF but i still like these witty one liners.. feel free to post multi-liners and ratings as well.
 
My boss told me to dress for the job i want, not the one i have. Now i am sitting outside HR in a batman costume Smile
 
 
Be yourself, you already have the costume.     TongueLOL
hahah
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Posted: 09 February 2013 at 10:06am | IP Logged
still stealing from internet.. have to come up with my own:
 
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
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Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
 


Edited by lonely0planet - 09 February 2013 at 10:02am

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Posted: 09 February 2013 at 10:08am | IP Logged
Originally posted by lonely0planet

still stealing from internet.. have to come up with my own:
 
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. 

Better to not post and be thought of having no original quotes, than to post and remove all doubt. LOL

^ i did one original. LOL

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Posted: 09 February 2013 at 10:10am | IP Logged
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
 
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Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

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Posted: 09 February 2013 at 10:12am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Freethinker112

Originally posted by lonely0planet

still stealing from internet.. have to come up with my own:
 
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. 

Better to not post and be thought of having no original quotes, than to post and remove all doubt. LOL

^ i did one original. LOL
ofcourse you did LOL
 
i was expecting from you...
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Posted: 09 February 2013 at 10:18am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Freethinker112

Originally posted by lonely0planet

still stealing from internet.. have to come up with my own:
 
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. 

Better to not post and be thought of having no original quotes, than to post and remove all doubt. LOL

^ i did one original. LOL
no one appreciates honesty these days including my boss Tongue

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