Debate Mansion

   

clean but bad one liner humor (Page 2)

Post Reply New Post

Page 2 of 39

Page 1
Page   of 39
Page 3 Page 39

LovelyPlanet

Goldie

LovelyPlanet

Joined: 03 October 2009

Posts: 1854

Posted: 08 February 2013 at 2:25pm | IP Logged
Few women admit their age; few men act it. 
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
 
loved second one although iam vegetarian myself LOL

The following 1 member(s) liked the above post:

Pocket

Dear Guest, Being an unregistered member you are missing out on participating in the lively discussions happening on the topic "clean but bad one liner humor (Page 2)" in Debate Mansion forum. In addition you lose out on the fun interactions with fellow members and other member exclusive features that India-Forums has to offer. Join India's most popular discussion portal on Indian Entertainment. It's FREE and registration is effortless so JOIN NOW!

LovelyPlanet

Goldie

LovelyPlanet

Joined: 03 October 2009

Posts: 1854

Posted: 08 February 2013 at 2:29pm | IP Logged
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog

LovesLowCulture

Senior Member

LovesLowCulture

Joined: 11 December 2012

Posts: 776

Posted: 08 February 2013 at 2:30pm | IP Logged
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.


The following 2 member(s) liked the above post:

LovelyPlanetlovelygirly

BirdieNumNum

Senior Member

BirdieNumNum

Joined: 07 October 2012

Posts: 967

Posted: 08 February 2013 at 2:41pm | IP Logged

this is a line i've used forever:

i dont know what to promise you all, my opponents have already promised you everything i could think of. LOL

it helps if you're the last one making the speech. :)

The following 1 member(s) liked the above post:

LovelyPlanet

BirdieNumNum

Senior Member

BirdieNumNum

Joined: 07 October 2012

Posts: 967

Posted: 08 February 2013 at 2:58pm | IP Logged
i've got a minute to spare, so why dont you tell me everything you know?LOL

The following 2 member(s) liked the above post:

LovelyPlanetmr.ass

mr.ass

IF-Rockerz

mr.ass

Joined: 27 October 2008

Posts: 9513

Posted: 08 February 2013 at 9:27pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by BirdieNumNum

i've got a minute to spare, so why dont you tell me everything you know?LOL


reminds me of skeletor saying to trap jaw "I could write a book about things you don't know!" LOL in the old he man cartoon Tongue

Vinzy

IF-Stunnerz

Vinzy

Joined: 03 December 2005

Posts: 26806

Posted: 09 February 2013 at 12:22am | IP Logged
Originally posted by lonely0planet

dont think humor is missing from IF but i still like these witty one liners.. feel free to post multi-liners and ratings as well.
 
My boss told me to dress for the job i want, not the one i have. Now i am sitting outside HR in a batman costume Smile
 
 
Be yourself, you already have the costume.     TongueLOL

The following 1 member(s) liked the above post:

LovelyPlanet

Freethinker112

IF-Sizzlerz

Freethinker112

Joined: 16 May 2012

Posts: 13810

Posted: 09 February 2013 at 7:20am | IP Logged
If something I said hurt you, don't hesitate to tell me, so that I can repeat it later. LOL

The following 4 member(s) liked the above post:

Pocketnomad.nessLovelyPlanetfamzii05

Post Reply New Post

Go to top

Related Topics

  Topics Topic Starter Replies Views Last Post
India is lagging in clean energy production rayo 4 278 17 July 2012 at 2:09pm
By Vintage.Wine
When will we breathe clean air Showbizz 9 440 22 July 2008 at 1:30pm
By raj5000
MOTW - Surprised us with elite humor -RTH

2 3 4 5 6 7 8

raj5000 61 3726 18 February 2008 at 9:24pm
By raj5000
Do we lack sense of humor?

2 3 4

Anuradha 29 1796 01 December 2007 at 3:56am
By mermaid_QT
all in the name of humor...

2 3 4

Traveller 27 1087 09 May 2006 at 1:25am
By Traveller

Forum Quick Jump

Forum Category

Active Forums

Debate Mansion Topic Index

Limit search to this Forum only.

 

Disclaimer: All Logos and Pictures of various Channels, Shows, Artistes, Media Houses, Companies, Brands etc. belong to their respective owners, and are used to merely visually identify the Channels, Shows, Companies, Brands, etc. to the viewer. Incase of any issue please contact the webmaster.