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Posted: 08 February 2013 at 2:25pm | IP Logged
Few women admit their age; few men act it. 
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
 
loved second one although iam vegetarian myself LOL

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Posted: 08 February 2013 at 2:29pm | IP Logged
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog
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Posted: 08 February 2013 at 2:30pm | IP Logged
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.


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Posted: 08 February 2013 at 2:41pm | IP Logged

this is a line i've used forever:

i dont know what to promise you all, my opponents have already promised you everything i could think of. LOL

it helps if you're the last one making the speech. :)

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Posted: 08 February 2013 at 2:58pm | IP Logged
i've got a minute to spare, so why dont you tell me everything you know?LOL

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Posted: 08 February 2013 at 9:27pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by BirdieNumNum

i've got a minute to spare, so why dont you tell me everything you know?LOL


reminds me of skeletor saying to trap jaw "I could write a book about things you don't know!" LOL in the old he man cartoon Tongue
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Posted: 09 February 2013 at 12:22am | IP Logged
Originally posted by lonely0planet

dont think humor is missing from IF but i still like these witty one liners.. feel free to post multi-liners and ratings as well.
 
My boss told me to dress for the job i want, not the one i have. Now i am sitting outside HR in a batman costume Smile
 
 
Be yourself, you already have the costume.     TongueLOL

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Posted: 09 February 2013 at 7:20am | IP Logged
If something I said hurt you, don't hesitate to tell me, so that I can repeat it later. LOL

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