clean but bad one liner humor - Page 12

Danced @ club last night..One girl..I think she slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my c*ck and said, "Yours or mine?" I said, "That's mine."... I hate darkness nw😛😆

Girl On Fire by Alicia Keyes would be a great theme song for a Vagisil commercial!   

If I make intense eye contact with you as I yawn, I'm basically saying, "This one's for you, you boring $tpid $#%#''

Why is it that people think they are invisible in their cars while they are picking their noses?

If I ask my mom to take a picture for me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling "Iyyyo ammaa IT'S THE BUTTON ON FRONT!!''---by Vinu's   

Originally posted by: Prometeus

If I ask my mom to take a picture for me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling "Iyyyo ammaa IT'S THE BUTTON ON FRONT!!''---by Vinu's   

Your secrets are safe with me, i wasn't even listening to you.

when God closes a door, he usually makes sure my fingers are in it.

my family's idea of a 'Happy Meal' is no fighting before the dessert.

if a man says he'll fix it, he will.. you don't have to remind him every six months!!