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Idle lovelygirly

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Posted: 11 February 2013 at 11:51am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Freethinker112

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home. 
I went over. Nobody was home. 
ROFL

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Posted: 11 February 2013 at 12:18pm | IP Logged
I'm a patient man.

So I'm here to meet the Doctor man.

^A lame try.

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Posted: 11 February 2013 at 12:20pm | IP Logged
Knock knock, who's there, doctor, Doctor Who?

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Posted: 11 February 2013 at 12:27pm | IP Logged
Knock Knock. Who's there? Kipdiz. Kipdiz who? Kipdiz jokes coming.

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Posted: 11 February 2013 at 12:34pm | IP Logged
When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my
father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through." 

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Idle krystal_watz

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Posted: 11 February 2013 at 12:47pm | IP Logged
^That's mean. Shocked

Idle Freethinker112

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Posted: 11 February 2013 at 12:48pm | IP Logged
^ That's nothing, one year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. 

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Idle krystal_watz

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Posted: 11 February 2013 at 1:10pm | IP Logged
^Who'd have been the model for the poster? The empty uterus, l'suppose. Tongue

Edited by krystal_watz - 11 February 2013 at 1:07pm

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