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clean but bad one liner humor

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Posted: 08 February 2013 at 1:51pm | IP Logged
dont think humor is missing from IF but i still like these witty one liners.. feel free to post multi-liners and ratings as well.
 
My boss told me to dress for the job i want, not the one i have. Now i am sitting outside HR in a batman costume Smile
 


Edited by lonely0planet - 08 February 2013 at 1:46pm

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Posted: 08 February 2013 at 1:59pm | IP Logged
one more:
 I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian Smile

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Posted: 08 February 2013 at 2:01pm | IP Logged
One more
It's lonely at the top; but you do eat better.
 

 

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Posted: 08 February 2013 at 2:02pm | IP Logged
Cmon guys its lot more better than Boss's virginity post .. Confused

Edited by lonely0planet - 08 February 2013 at 1:57pm

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Posted: 08 February 2013 at 2:10pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by lonely0planet

Cmon guys its lot more better than Boss's virginity post .. Confused

LOL

Eat right. Stay healthy. Die anyway.


Note: I saw this as I'm eating Nutella out of the jar. Justifying myself more than humoring others I suppose Tongue

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Posted: 08 February 2013 at 2:11pm | IP Logged
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

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Posted: 08 February 2013 at 2:21pm | IP Logged
Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my hard disk?
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Posted: 08 February 2013 at 2:23pm | IP Logged
Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours.

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