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Sab aaa jao
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5 words that makes it feel more interesting while watching a horror movie : "BASED ON A TRUE STORY"
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up
'Facebook Timeline' is an Excellent Graphical & Visual Representation to show how you wasted all your precious time In the past
I don't think my MinD is a Street , so stop CroSsinG it ''
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Sometimes Words Are Not Enough..
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A Punch Is Necessary
Fast replies make me feel like you actually want to talk to me. But slow replies make me think you're talking to someone better.
Saying 'Hi' to your crush and then losing your dignity because he/she went offline!
. . ... . . . . . YOU Broke My Heart Into Many Pieces.
Thanx Now I Can Give Them To Many Girls. ;):P
If you have ever used one WHOLE eraser. Without loosing it Seriously, I salute you ('_')>
Teamwork is essential C it allows you to blame someone else.
Facebook should make it say "went from being in a relationship" to"Problem solved.":D:D
When I say I won't tell anyone, my best friend doesn't count..
If u dont like me ...Marry me ...We will fight 24/7..
If facebook did have a dislike button,there would be a lot of hurt feelings;)
Exams should be given on either Facebook or on Phone instead of sheets, because today's students have more typing speed then writingspeed
VIDEO GAMES : The only legal place to kill stupid people.
God made relatives
Thank God we can choose our friends
"You, too, can make people believe you have a social life, by simply going offline 4 to 5 hours a day"
Boyfriends / GF'S come and go, but friends are forever! :D:D
Love Is Like #Tsunami When It Comes Into Your Life, NO ONE KNOWS!
All you need is good wife and wifi..
Girls take abt 5 million pictures trying to get the best one. Guys take 1, glance at it, and say its fine.
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can be only transferred from Ex to Nextβ17
Girls spend the first 10 years of their lives playing with barbies, and the next 10 looking like one
"SMS & Internet Plans help you stay awake in Class."
That awkward moment when your mom compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than you -.-:(:P
Progress is when each mistake you make is a new one...!!
FACT : Not all goodbyes are sad.
EXAMPLE : "Goodbye class"
Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that- People are more interested in others life than their own..
I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught.
GROUP PROJECTS: 1 person does all the work. Everyone takes credit.
Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones...
Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that 'Awesome' ends with 'Me' and 'Ugly' starts with 'U'
Relationships would be easier if people came with a Clear History button.
You know you're awesome when people you don't even know hate you
Opening facebook is like opening your fridge...
You know there is nothing new...yet you have to check it 10 times a day:p
It's amazing how I feel after blocking that one person who annoys me...
It's feel like I finally kill that mosquito
which keeps buzzing in my ear when I'm trying to sleep...!!! B:) :P:D
I heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my 'x' without asking 'y'?
The main purpose of holding childrens parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
Education is learning what you didnt even know you didnt know.
Progress is when each mistake you make is a new one...!!
open cc,read this for fun
5 words that makes it feel more interesting while watching a horror movie : "BASED ON A TRUE STORY"
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up
'Facebook Timeline' is an Excellent Graphical & Visual Representation to show how you wasted all your precious time In the past
I don't think my MinD is a Street , so stop CroSsinG it ''
.
Sometimes Words Are Not Enough..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
A Punch Is Necessary
Fast replies make me feel like you actually want to talk to me. But slow replies make me think you're talking to someone better.
Saying 'Hi' to your crush and then losing your dignity because he/she went offline!
. . ... . . . . . YOU Broke My Heart Into Many Pieces.
Thanx Now I Can Give Them To Many Girls. ;):P
If you have ever used one WHOLE eraser. Without loosing it Seriously, I salute you ('_')>
Teamwork is essential C it allows you to blame someone else.
Facebook should make it say "went from being in a relationship" to"Problem solved.":D:D
When I say I won't tell anyone, my best friend doesn't count..
If u dont like me ...Marry me ...We will fight 24/7..
If facebook did have a dislike button,there would be a lot of hurt feelings;)
Exams should be given on either Facebook or on Phone instead of sheets, because today's students have more typing speed then writingspeed
VIDEO GAMES : The only legal place to kill stupid people.
God made relatives
Thank God we can choose our friends
"You, too, can make people believe you have a social life, by simply going offline 4 to 5 hours a day"
Boyfriends / GF'S come and go, but friends are forever! :D:D
Love Is Like #Tsunami When It Comes Into Your Life, NO ONE KNOWS!
All you need is good wife and wifi..
Girls take abt 5 million pictures trying to get the best one. Guys take 1, glance at it, and say its fine.
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can be only transferred from Ex to Nextβ17
Girls spend the first 10 years of their lives playing with barbies, and the next 10 looking like one
"SMS & Internet Plans help you stay awake in Class."
That awkward moment when your mom compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than you -.-:(:P
Progress is when each mistake you make is a new one...!!
FACT : Not all goodbyes are sad.
EXAMPLE : "Goodbye class"
Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that- People are more interested in others life than their own..
I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught.
GROUP PROJECTS: 1 person does all the work. Everyone takes credit.
Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones...
Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that 'Awesome' ends with 'Me' and 'Ugly' starts with 'U'
Relationships would be easier if people came with a Clear History button.
You know you're awesome when people you don't even know hate you
Opening facebook is like opening your fridge...
You know there is nothing new...yet you have to check it 10 times a day:p
It's amazing how I feel after blocking that one person who annoys me...
It's feel like I finally kill that mosquito
which keeps buzzing in my ear when I'm trying to sleep...!!! B:) :P:D
I heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my 'x' without asking 'y'?
The main purpose of holding childrens parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
Education is learning what you didnt even know you didnt know.
Progress is when each mistake you make is a new one...!!
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