Originally posted by TheBoss
What are the prospects of marrying a foreign citizenship girl? Im thinking about marrying one and seeking your input?
Since Im a desi and from India, Im automatically shareef. Since you are from foreign I consider that you are out and bigdi hui characterless girl. Perhaps your parents are looking to settle you in with a nice guy like me from back home?
Im not looking for any luv shuv and more interested in the color of her passport. Where can I find girls like these? Are there any potential foreign citizen girls that are interested? Don't think I will stick around for long so you have nothing to worry about.
I will marry any cast creed color age girl, no bar.
Interested parties please respond, parents are welcome to contact me as well.
Depends on which passport you want...
If it is US passport this is what you can do..
1. Find a prospecitve FIL who is an hardcore deshbhakt and a patriarch, so there is no real threat from their family. Oh, and yes, he has to be in a dhoti in western countries too.
2. He has to be your dad's or uncle's chuddy buddy. That will make your search easier. Also you need to take care of all the threats from your end.. i.e any elder sibling or cousin, or else they will stand in line before you.
3. Maintain at least 2 to 3 goons, as your sidekicks/friends, to avoid any unannounced boyfriend thwarting your plan.
4. Make sure you invite all your relatives, a few days before wedding, to impress ur NRI inlaws and make sure to show them how much you are loved. You know that's what they miss the most in US... an extended family 🥱
5. If by any chance, your bride manages to elope with someone, make sure she has a younger sibling... 😛
6. And finally pretend to be a good husband for three years. 😆 😆
The criteria for UK changes... 😉 Bolo 'Namaste London' 😛