Posted: 25 January 2013 at 10:56am | IP Logged
Kools reporting from base : Punni's sakharpuda breaks in PR
Yes guys , with the customary Karanjkar tamasha . Complete with Sulo's asthma attack . What happened was this . Cunning Punni cleverly switched her mobile and allowed Pradeep , her honewaala pati to see her photos with Mr Mittal .
Of course , shareef Pradeep was shell shocked and refused to marry her .
Here what happened ...Mr Mittal came brazenly to the sakharpuda as Vinod had invited him .
Shareef Pradeep saw him and the photo again and again . He showed his mom the photo .
Shareef Pradeep's super shareef mom gave Manju a good earful . You tried to hide your beti's kartoots , she screamed . Your beti is still having an affair with this man and u have the shamelessness to invite him to the sakharpuda .
Shareef Pradeep's super shareef mom bristled that her shareef beta was being cuckolded by her cunning , immoral honewaaali bahu .
So they all quickly ran away breaking the rishta and ignoring Vinod's pleas not to break the rishta like a grief stricken beti ka baap .
Vinod then asked his boss what the maajra was . He was confused .
Here what happened , Sanskaari Purvi was telling everyone of Punni Tayi's deeds . She wanted to 'save' the Karanjkar reputation at any cost and if tattling was required , she was willing to do it . Anything , thought the sanskaari girl , to save Aai's colourful maika . Breaking shaadi at last minute , leaving city to hide pregnancy , tattling about Punni ...anything . So she told Archana , Sulochana , Manju and Manav . Well , Manju heard from Archana who had made that sneaky
' I was gonna tell later ' face but technically Sanskaari Purvi spilled the beans .
They all glared at the brazen Mr Mittal like beautifully decked up vampires .
Whlile the ladies glared at him , the men were nice to Mr Mittal . Vinod was very courteous to his boss and poor unsuspecting Onir shook hands effusively , trying his hardest to fit in as the new damad . Manav beamed till Sanskaari Purvi took him in a corner and tattled .
When Mr Mittal realised that the engagement had broken due to him , he decided to be upfront . He admitted he still had the hots for Punni and offered to marry her . He clearly told them of his divorcee status and told them to consider his proposal with a thanda dimaag . Then he left .
The fun started after he left .
Manju wanted to hit her chaalu daughter . She tried twice . She told her daughter she had done her mooh kaala . She told her saas amidst sobs that this chaalu girl wanted no solution to the problem , that she upset every solution purposefully .
Punni told frankly she loved Mr Mittal not Pradeep . Prior to this Punni had thought Pradeep was a fatichar . She had noticed the costly jewellery that Archu Atya wore and come to the obvious conclusion ...Manav Kaka must have given it . This is only possible when one marries rich men like Manav kaka or Mr Mittal . It is super cool when one can control the rich men .
Sulochana had an asthma attack . She wanted to blast her immoral naatin . Her damaad Manav rushed her to the nearest chair when she started huffing and puffing . Her sanskaars had been violated by her own blood . She was whispering and frantically telling Archu and Manju to get Mr Mittal out of the sakharpuda ASAP so the engagement of her chaalu naatin could take place chupchaap by suppressing the truth .
After attending to his asthmatic saas [ who hitherto had fallen like Bianca Castafiore in sasur Manohar's arms] Baba Manav tried to stop Manju from hitting Punni . His hands were full . On one side asthmatic saas who was wheezing with shock and on one side his wife's enraged bhabhi who only wanted one thing , a good sock at her unrepentant daughter . Baba Manav was used to Karanjkar functions but the ladies were tiring him out .
Onir looked on with innocent confusion . It was his first Karankjar function so he was eager to impress everyone at wife's maika . He vowed to ask Mishti the meaning of all this when he pressed her feet that night .
Savita looked on , stunned , her mouth formed into a perfect O .
Damodar looked sozzled . Prior to this he had hazily tried to make sense of what Mr Mittal was talking and given up .
Ovi and Teju were zapped .
The Kirloskars escaped the tamasha . Sage DK had cleverly gone to a foreign country exactly at this time so he could sip his vodka in his hotel room peacefully and Prince Arjun had left the engagement mid way to go to his office to sign some papers . They were thankfully spared .
Pre cap shows Archu suggesting they agree to the proposal . She had sent her own sister to a bigamist for financial security so her broad minded take on this was not surprising to me .
Kools signing off for the day . Enjoy guys and ciao .
Edited by jnawaz - 25 February 2013 at 10:42pm