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This is a fun post based on the news of the new entry in PV being SP's illegal son from a former dalliance:
Long, long ago:
Curtain Rises
Conversation between SP and his mysterious lady-love (MLL):
MLL: SPJi, Main maa banane waali hoon. You know, I am expecting our baby.
SP: (Aside) I have to take care of this amangal happening immediately. I have to put my favorite goons in Mangalpur on the job to run over this lady at the earliest.
(Loudly): Errm... great noose, I mean news. I have to go now, but I will be back soon. I am planning this big surprise for you --trust me, it is going to bowl you over. Now, remember --not a word to anyone about this, okay? Otherwise, the surprise will all be ruined.
MLL: Mum is the word. Oh SPJi, do you have to go so soon? I wish you could be with me forever. Leave that forgetful gaay that you are married to, and be with me. Since she has a memory problem, chances are that she will not remember that you left her.
SP: Aaah! Kaash, I wish I could be with you, too.
MLL: That's it!
SP: What? What are you talking about?
MLL: Aakaash! That is what we will name the baby
SP: (Aside) Over my (I mean your) dead body!
Curtain closes.
Long, long ago:
Curtain Rises
Conversation between SP and his mysterious lady-love (MLL):
MLL: SPJi, Main maa banane waali hoon. You know, I am expecting our baby.
SP: (Aside) I have to take care of this amangal happening immediately. I have to put my favorite goons in Mangalpur on the job to run over this lady at the earliest.
(Loudly): Errm... great noose, I mean news. I have to go now, but I will be back soon. I am planning this big surprise for you --trust me, it is going to bowl you over. Now, remember --not a word to anyone about this, okay? Otherwise, the surprise will all be ruined.
MLL: Mum is the word. Oh SPJi, do you have to go so soon? I wish you could be with me forever. Leave that forgetful gaay that you are married to, and be with me. Since she has a memory problem, chances are that she will not remember that you left her.
SP: Aaah! Kaash, I wish I could be with you, too.
MLL: That's it!
SP: What? What are you talking about?
MLL: Aakaash! That is what we will name the baby
SP: (Aside) Over my (I mean your) dead body!
Curtain closes.
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